5/23/2013

Female Math Teacher Accused of Taking Indecent Liberties With Boy, 18

Another day, another female teacher going to jail for sex with a male student.

What, are there no men their own age left out there? Have you never heard of eHarmony or Match.com? Come on people!

Today's accused teacher is Nikki Setzer Icard, an algebra teacher at Alexandra Central High School in North Carolina. In addition to her teaching duties, Icard also ran the Math Lab (not Meth Lab fools) and also hosted tutoring session before and after school.

Anyone want to bet this had to do with special tutoring sessions?

She's currently being held under a $10,000 bond, but could get a chance to teach math to female prisoners if she's locked up for much longer.

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5/22/2013

One Voicemail You Definitely DON'T Want to Return

To quote Vince Vaughn's character from the movie Wedding Crashers, "I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger!"

This voicemail from this young lady starts off innocent enough with "Hey Ryan, it's Dominic" and then quickly goes sideways from there.

To paraphrase another movie, Forrest Gump, "Run Ryan, run!"


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5/21/2013

"Father of the Year" Finalist Lets Daughter, 9 Drive Car . . . Which She Promptly Crashes Into a Tree

Another Father of the Year contender.

This time, the guy let his 9-year-old daughter drive his car in a state park where she promptly lost control and crashed it into a tree.

But, you can probably excuse him: the guy is only 23, meaning he was only 14 when she was born, so in his mind they're pretty much the same age. At right, the mug shot of the proud papa, Jaron MaGee.

Dumbass.

Lake County sheriff’s deputies arrested a father for allowing his 9-year-old daughter to drive his car in a park which she crashed into a tree. Authorities said it happened Sunday around 8:15 p.m. in the parking lot of Headland’s State Park in Painesville Township. The sheriff’s department got called out for a reported crash in the park. When deputies arrived, they found a purple 1998 Honda four-door with extensive front end damage after hitting what authorities describe as a large tree. An investigation by authorities showed the girl’s 23-year-old father allowed his daughter to drive in the parking lot with him in the passenger seat. According to the sheriff’s department, the girl was driving too fast and lost control of the car before hitting the tree.

Father lets 9-year-old daughter drive car in Headland’s State Park, crashes into tree

Female Teacher Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison for Boy, 12 Just Last November, Let Out of Prison

So, there's no double standard when it comes to female teachers vs male teachers and how they're treated when it comes to sex scandals with students?

When was the last time you heard of a male teacher being sentenced to 10 years in prison being let out after only 6 months? We can tell you it NEVER happens, but it did for this lady teacher, Lucinda Rodriguez Caldwell, who is now under something called "shock probation."

The only shock here is that she was even sentence for this in the first place. Female teachers don't do jail time for sex with underage boys.

A former elementary school teacher who left the courtroom in sobs last November as she was ordered to serve 10 years prison for having sex with a 12-year-old student successfully lobbied Monday to have her sentence altered to probation. State District Judge Lori Valenzuela noted during Lucinda Rodriguez Caldwell's last hearing that she would retain jurisdiction of the case — often a strong indication that shock probation will be considered in the future. Caldwell, 41, was arrested in July 2010, after the boy's father recognized her Ford Explorer outside his home at about 3 a.m. After a roughly 30-mile chase ensued, it was revealed his son had been driving the SUV.

Ex-teacher who had sex with student out of prison - San Antonio Express-News

5/19/2013

Video: Woman Gets Into Brawl With Lady Mall Cop Over . . . Taking Pictures?

Really?

This is what it takes to set mall cops off anymore? Taking pictures of something in the parking lot, looking away from the buildings? Wow, things have changed since I was a kid and you had to set something on fire or steal something valuable to get beat up like that.

Seriously, who's the bigger dumbass here: the mall cop or the lady who brawled with her? Voting with your comments below.


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