Car Vs. Gate

It's the classic battle of car vs parking gate and in the end, we're pretty sure the real loser is the driver.

Wait for it.

Video: Red Neck Couch Moving

These guys may just have invented something new. And no, it doesn't end how you think. I'm not sure how, but it doesn't.

Video: SAUSAGE SAMBA

Star Trek: The Next Generation of . . . wieners? Have you ever seen a stranger video in your life?

Video: Key & Peele - Text Message Confusion (Uncensored Version )

Communicating via text message isn't as always as clear as we'd like it to be.

From the YouTube description:
Keegan and Jordan misunderstand the tone of each other's text messages while trying to make plans.

Video: Girl is trying too hard to take a selfie for a whole minute

Apparently, there's an art to taking a good selfie. But who knew it would take this long to get it right? Video below, but more on the story first from Stuff:

It's hard to know which is sillier: a girl spending minutes taking the perfect selfie, or the woman filming her for the ridicule of the whole internet. The video of a girl posing for selfies has gone viral after it was uploaded to YouTube on the weekend. In a Meta moment, the bikini-clad lady spends so long trying to catch the right angle that another woman decides to film her. "Seriously this chick has been doing this for so long, I was able to grab my phone, take a couple of pictures, and now this video of this ridiculousness," says the woman filming the spectacle. In the minute-long video uploaded to YouTube channel Perd Ton Temps - which roughly translates as Waste Your Time - the girl doesn't stop taking selfies and tries a number of different angles to get the perfect picture. She holds the camera close, then arm length, and angles the camera to include her boobs and toned stomach. The woman filming begins to lose her cool as the selfie-taking girl goes for a low angle to include her behind in a shot. So intent on getting the perfect angle, the girl almost falls backwards while she's trying to get a good shot from down below. "Oh my god, are you f.....g kidding me, she's going take one from down there," says the woman filming.

Video: Key & Peele - Alien Imposters

From Comedy Central's "Key and Peele" show.

How can you tell the aliens from real humans? Racism, of course.

Video: Legalization of Marijuana: Alaska News Reporter Quits Live on Air TV - Charlo Greene Quits

Kind of hard to keep reporting on a story when YOUR the story. Here's more on this video from ADN:
Reporter Charlo Greene quit on-air during KTVA-TV's 10 p.m. newscast Sunday, revealing herself as the owner of the medical marijuana business Alaska Cannabis Club and telling viewers that she would be using all of her energy to fight for legalizing marijuana in Alaska. Greene had reported on the Alaska Cannabis Club during Sunday night’s broadcast, without revealing her connection to it. At the end of the report, during a live shot, she announced that she was the club's owner and would be quitting.

Video: Boat crashes into land while water skiing

Want to shoot video of your buddy water skiing? Cool, but best to keep your eyes on where you're going too.

Dumbass.

Probably could have been a lot worse.  Your parents insurance will cover it, right?

Video Fail Compilation: Break's Best Fails for September 13, 2014

Ever wonder why health care in the United States costs so much?

I present, Exhibit A:

Video: F-Bike Take-off With Dummy

Screw your hoverboard! I'm getting me a hover BIKE!

No, really, watch the video. About all I know is it's called the F-Bike.  Second video without the bike and dummy below the first.

Here's more from YouTube desciption:
Test flight before professional recording. Now with real wheels and side supports.