Sunday, January 29, 2012

FOX TV Anchor & Woman Exchange Explicit Texts for Days Before Tryst She Claims Was Rape - Greg Kelly

This is one strange story and likely to get stranger before it's all over: a popular New York TV host, Greg Kelly bumps into a woman int he street who is immediately star struck and give him her number. Over several days they exchange some pretty racy text before meeting for a "date" that turned into an allegedl sex marathon. They continue to text, but then, months later she accuses him of rape.

It was just a chance encounter on a downtown street — but she was instantly enamored. “I’ve seen you on TV. You’re so cute,” said the woman who would later accuse Greg Kelly of rape, according to a law-enforcement source.  The brunette crossed paths with the handsome “Good Day New York” host two days before the alleged attack. “She stopped him,” the source said. “She told him she was star-struck.” What followed was about 48 hours of marathon sexting ahead of their Saturday-night date at the South Street Seaport “The texts were explicit,” said the source. “They were sexual. They talked about what they wanted to do to each other. 

“It was two days of foreplay.”

Kelly and the 29-year-old paralegal — an aspiring model and actress whose name is being withheld by The Post — also spoke by phone and exchanged e-mails before meeting up, the source said.  On the night of their date, the woman’s boyfriend was at home, so she concocted an excuse to get out on her own. “She lied to the boyfriend to meet Greg that night. She said, ‘I’m going out with a girlfriend,’ ” said the source. They ordered drinks at a seaport bar, running up a tab that another source has described as “laughably low” — and then headed to the woman’s lower-Manhattan law firm.

They had sex there — right in her boss’s office, the source said. If the woman was upset about the randy romp, she gave no clue in follow-up messages to Kelly, the son of Police Commissioner Ray Kelly, the source said.  “They continued to text,” the source said. “Part of it was about arranging another date.” In total, there were 17 text messages between the two. “You don’t text your rapist — other than to say, ‘You’re awful,’ ” the source said. But the woman, whose brother is an NYPD sergeant assigned to the crime-scene unit, insisted she was sexually assaulted by Greg Kelly.

Greg Kelly’s rape accuser was “star-struck” - NYPOST.com

Friday, January 27, 2012

Special Forces Soldier Accuse of Using Electric Dog Collar to Punish Girls - Michael Lee Mitchell

Was he special or "special" if you know what we mean?

A Special Forces soldier has been jailed after being accused of using an electric dog collar to punish two small children. Michael Lee Mitchell is also accused of torturing the girls by making them carry out extreme physical exercise until they vomited. The eight-year-old girl told authorities Mitchell would put the dog collar on arm after and use it to shock her if she stopped running.

Army Special Forces soldier Michael Lee Mitchell is accused of punishing two young girls with extreme physical activity and electric dog collar shocks

She told police Mitchell threatened to put the device on her neck before wrapping it around her arm.

She told Sheriff's Deputies that Mitchell, who is with the Army’s 7th Special Forces, made her run alongside his car for up to three miles.

When she collapsed from exhaustion the dog collar, which emits a small charges and is used to train dogs, was placed on her arm and switched on until she got up.

Special Forces soldier 'used an electric dog collar on two young girls and forced them to run sprints' | Mail Online

Khloe Kardashian's REAL Father is Tall Hairdresser - Alex Roldan?

Of all the suggestions about "who the real father is" (should Kris Jenner go on Maury to have a DNA test done?) this one seems to make the most sense. Especially when you learn that this guy is 6 feet tall and you see his picture.

The internet gossip mill continues to churn with speculation as to the identity of Khloe Kardashian’s biological father. The latest development comes from a number of gossip blogs, including Zap 2 it and Necole Bitchie, latching on to a report from Hollywoodite.com, which claims that Khloe’s real dad is none other than Kris Jenner’s hairdresser, Alex Roldan.  The news follows a bombshell claim made a few weeks ago that the youngest Kardashian sister wasn’t actually a Kardashian. The announcement was made by Robert Kardashian’s ex wife and his widow, who both told Star magazine that it was no secret that Robert wasn’t Khloe’s real father.

New Reports Claim Khloe Kardashian's Father Is Kris Jenner's Hairdresser | Fox News

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Man Calls 911, Tells Cops He Wants to Fight: They Come to His House and He Does - John R. Pacella

You can't say that John R. Pacella is NOT a man of his words. He called 911 looking for a fight and when cops showed up at his house he starte pushing and shoving them.

A 38-year-old Willowbrook man accused of calling 911 and asking to fight a police officer faces felony battery and resisting arrest charges, police said on Monday.  Police said John R. Pacella, of the 200 block of Stanhope Drive, was arrested after a 911 call from a man who “wanted to see an officer because he wanted to fight with them” about 4 a.m. on Jan. 19, police said. When officers arrived at Pacella’s home, he shoved the officers, according to a police report.  Pacella was booked into DuPage County Jail, where he remains on $100,000 bail, according to jail records.  He is charged with aggravated battery, resisting a police officer, and battery with intent to provoke or insult – all felonies – records indicate.

Police: Willowbrook man called 911, asked to fight a cop — Burr Ridge & Willowbrook news, photos and events — TribLocal.com

Video: Six-Legged Lamb Born in Velistsike, Georgia

No, not that Georgia, the one that used to be part of the Soviet Union. (This probably happened near one of their "leak proof" nuclear plants.) More from the Huffington Post, and video below:
What's got six legs and goes great roasted with potatoes during the Super Bowl? This lamb that was just born in the tiny village of Velistsikhe, Georgia. This unique little lamb -- born with four legs in front, two in back -- seems to have at least partial control of every limb on its body.


TMZ: Demi Moore Was Doing "Whip-Its" Just Before 911 Call

Really? What, they couldn't find any meth to take?

Demi Moore’s descent from red carpet to rehab followed a scary seizure-like crisis reportedly brought on by a decidedly downmarket party drug.  She was “shaking” and otherwise “acting like she was suffering from a seizure,” a source told E! News.  The raven-haired beauty, who handlers revealed is now seeking help for stress and “exhaustion,” was doing “whip-its,” TMZ.com reported online. The gaseous canisters of nitrous oxide, inhaled from whipped cream dispensers, send users into a state of other-worldliness.  Friends have watched with increasing worry the 49-year-old “Ghost” star’s downward spiral — and stunning weight loss that has left her looking frail and gaunt. People.com reports that a battle with prescription drug use was among the reasons her marriage to 33-year-old actor Ashton Kutcher collapsed.

Demi Moore was reportedly doing 'whip-its' before she was rushed to the hospital - NY Daily News

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Topless Woman Stops Traffic

Well of course she did. The question now is why?

And why aren't there any pictures of this incident?

A nearly naked Donora woman parading through downtown Monongahela caused traffic to come to a standstill Monday. Monongahela police Chief Brian Tempest said officers were called to the 400 block of West Main Street, near McDonald's, at 3:18 p.m. after motorists saw the woman wearing only her underpants. Tempest said she was walking "dead center" in the middle of the busy downtown street, causing both lanes in the 400 and 500 blocks of West Main Street to come to a halt.

Motorists told police the woman, whose name was not released, parked her car along the street and was topless when she got out of the car. She eventually took off her pants and threw her shoes at a passing car, Tempest said. At one point, the woman allegedly struck a female at the Bee's Nest Cafe in the 200 block of Main Street. When police arrived, the topless woman allegedly resisted arrest and became belligerent with the city officer and a state trooper, Tempest said.

Topless woman stops traffic in Monongahela - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

Teenaged Girl Calls Cops After Hearing Mom Having Sex

You wonder how much noise the mom was making to get her daughter to call the cops?

Details from our friends at TheSmokingGun.com:

A Florida teenager who called 911 last week asked police to place her in a Christian children’s shelter because she “heard her mother having sex.” Responding to a domestic disturbance call Thursday around 4 AM, a cop questioned the mother and daughter at their Panama City residence, according to a police report. The duo had been involved in a “verbal altercation,” a cop noted. The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.”

The mother explained to police that she had invited her boyfriend over and “sometime during the visit, her daughter heard them having sex and became upset.” The woman added that “their bedrooms are next to each other and she didn’t intend to wake her daughter up.”

After speaking with a representative from the shelter, the teen decided that she did not want to leave her home because “it was almost time for school.”

Teen Calls Cops When She Hears Mom Having Sex | The Smoking Gun

Dentist Admits to Using Paperclips During Root Canals - Michael Clair

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the dentist's officer . . .

Michael Clair, a 53-year-old former dentist in Massachusetts, pleaded guilty Friday to a slew of charges including accusations that he used paper clips instead of stainless steel during dental procedures. Authorities say that instead of the stainless steel posts that are normally used in root canal operations, Clair used sections of paper clips — which can put patients at risk of infection and tremendous pain — in an effort to save money. To say Clair ran a very scary dental practice is an understatement, as his other charges include assault and battery, larceny, tampering with evidence, and illegally prescribing prescription medication— Hydrocodone, Combunox, and Percocet — to other staff members.

Last but not least, Clair, who now lives in Maryland, was suspended by Medicaid in 2002, but continued to file claims – $130,000 worth – through June 2005 by using the names of other dentists in his practice, according to prosecutors.

Michael Clair, Mass. Dentist, Pleads Guilty to Using Paper Clips in Root Canals [Video]

Video: Mexican Housewife Wrestling

Just when you thought you'd seen everything . . .

Lisa Woodman, Woman Banned From Nightclubs for Being "Too Old" for Her Clothes, Poses in Sexy Superhero Outfits

Click on the link below to see all the pictures from The Sun tabloid.

WOULD these outfits pass the dress code at Lisa Woodman's local nightclubs?

The Sun told yesterday how the 28-year-old mum-of-four has been banned from every nightclub in her home city of Worcester for dressing too skimpily. But here she cuts a more vampish figure dressing up for a superhero-themed photoshoot which took place before her clubbing woe. The first frame sees Lisa posing in bondage-style knickers, a bra and a red cape. Another sees the 5ft 3in medical secretary flaunting her surgically enhanced 36DD boobs and size six figure in a skin-tight shiny silver catsuit in the middle of a city.

Vamp or tramp? news: Banned nightclub mum Lisa Woodward poses in a superhero-themed photoshoot | The Sun |News

Woman, 23, Caught Having Sex in Bedroom of Boy, 13, by His Mother - Carissa Marie Rangel

Apparently, 13-year-old boys are hot these days. So hot, in fact, that adult women can't seem to keep their hands off of the little imps. Earlier this week we had a 48-year-old woman sent to prison for 30 years for her trist.  And now we have a 23-year-old, Carissa Marie Rangel, who actually barged into the kid's house and was trying to get it on while his mom was home!

Best part of the story? After mom broke down the kid's locked door and saw what was going on, Rangel told her that she was "getting it done right."

Pembroke Pines Police say they arrested a Port St. Lucie woman for having sex with a 13-year-old boy on multiple occasions. Carissa Marie Rangel, 23, was arrested Monday and faces seven counts of lewd and lascivious acts and is being held on $25,000 bond, according to Broward Sheriff's Office online records. She also violated probation for a prior battery case, according to authorities.

Police say the mother of the victim heard noises coming from her son's bedroom on Monday morning. She entered his room and Rangel told her that she was "getting it done right," according to authorities.

The boy told police that Rangel entered his bedroom and told him to lock the door.

Woman Arrested for Sex with 13-Year-Old Boy: Cops | NBC 6 Miami

Former Bronx Prosecutor Fires Shot at Teen After Doorbell Prank - Bernadette Greenwald

Ever ring a neighbors doorbell and run just to annoy them? Better think twice about that if you live in this lady's neighborhood! She's packing heat and not afraid to use it.

A Long Island mom was so fed up with someone constantly ringing her doorbell and running away that she grabbed her pink 9mm pistol, bolted outside, and fired off a round before holding a neighborhood teen at gunpoint until police arrived.

“I shot that gun yesterday for the first time. I felt like I had balls,” former Bronx prosecutor Bernadette Greenwald, 37, boasted to cops not long after the childish game of “ding-dong ditch” caused her to snap.

She initially told cops that the neighborhood teen rang the bell twice, and on the third time threatened to rape her and kill her children.

But cops said the teen had nothing to do with the prank — he wasn’t charged — and the young man’s mother insisted he was walking home from a friend’s house after watching the Giants game and drinking beer.

Greenwald’s statements to cops later changed. Greenwald, who served as an ADA from 1989 to 1994 before resigning, was charged with second-degree menacing, reckless endangerment and unlawful use of a weapon. She was released without bail after her arraignment on Monday.

LI mom busted for holding teen at gunpoint - NYPOST.com

NYC Corrects "Shcool X-ng" Street Sign Near Schools

You can sort of understand someone making that mistake, but then no one reporting it for more than 18 months? And it was right by several high schools?

Shcool” is out.

Following a story in yesterday’s Post, red-faced Con Ed officials quickly ground down a piece of Stanton Street pavement to replace a humiliating spelling error — “SHCOOL X-NG” — etched outside a building housing three schools. Authorities blamed the blunder on a clueless contractor. The misspelled traffic alert — created with industrial “textured tape” that permanently sticks to the asphalt — was ripped up by heavy machinery shortly before noon, on the heels of the story poking fun at the educational irony.

Amazingly, the obvious error — in front a Lower East Side building hosting two high schools and a middle school — had been on the pavement since July 2010, according to Con Ed.  Initially, neighbors told The Post the error had been laid down over last summer. “One of the teachers said to me, ‘I’m busy grading papers in the school. I’m not grading the city on their spelling,’ ” said Rene Anaya, the assistant principal at Lower East Side Preparatory HS.

Con Ed said the spelling snafu occurred after a contractor — which officials would not identify — ripped up the street for utility work and replaced existing markings.

Misspelled “shcool” sign is quickly fixed after New York Post story appears - NYPOST.com

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Headline of the Week: Man Claims Ghost Punched Wife, Caused Her Injuries - Michael West

At least the guy's creative. Wonder if OJ ever considered that excuse?

A Wisconsin man arrested for allegedly punching his wife -- who claims a ghost is responsible for the domestic abuse -- will have a hard time scaring up paranormal researchers to back his claim. Police in Fond du Lac, Wis., arrested Michael West, 41, on Jan. 15, after responding to a disturbance call. West's wife told the cops that her husband twice attempted to strangle her and that he struck her in the face when she attempted to call 911. West told authorities that his wife sustained injuries as a result of several falls. But when an officer pressed the issue, West allegedly opted for a supernatural excuse -- "A ghost did it." However, his explanation doesn't have a ghost of a chance of getting any support from researchers like Ron James, a filmmaker who specializes in the paranormal.

"Reports of ghosts attacking people or making them do things are extremely rare and there is no solid evidence to support them," James told HuffPost Weird News. "You won't find anyone who will vouch for them."

Man Says Ghost Punched Wife, Paranormal Experts Dispute Claim

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