Kid Calls Cops After Parents Take Away XBox

Ah kids! You try to bring them up right, but that darned Internet and video games make them do stupid things. Like, call 911 when you take away their Xbox. And we're not talking about some 9-year-old dumbass here, folks. This "kid" is 15 and probably will be out looking for an after school job soon.

A Buffalo Grove teen was having fun, fun, fun until his parents took his video game system away. So the unhappy 15-year-old dialed 911 around 12:50 p.m. Sunday to complain to police about his parents confiscating his Microsoft Xbox 360 as punishment. "The Xbox caper started out as a 911 hang-up call," Buffalo Grove police Cmdr. Steve Husak said.

Police traced the call and sent an officer to the house where the teen inquired whether his parents had a legal right to take away his system. Police then "advised him that he needed to listen to his parents," police reports said.

Daily Herald | Teen calls 911 after parents take away Xbox

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Happy Woman Brings Brass Knuckles to Court, Gets Arrested - Breanna Tenai Calvin

Everyone know not to bring a gun with you when you make a court appearance, but apparently word hasn't gotten out that you're not supposed to bring a combo knife/brass knuckles with you. At the very least, this lady is enjoying her time behind bars!

Troy Police have arrested an 18-year-old Flint woman on claims she brought the weapon into 52-4 District Court this morning. According to police reports, Breanna Tenai Calvin was scheduled to appear in court regarding fine money that was owed on a prior retail fraud case.

Upon entering the courthouse, Calvin passed through a metal detector, and a deputy noticed something that appeared to be "suspicious" in her purse. Upon further search, it turned out to be a knife/metallic knuckles (aka brass knuckles) with an overall length of 9 inches, including a knife blade of 3 inches, according to police.

Woman arrested for bringing brass knuckles to court | detnews.com | The Detroit News

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Man Calls 911 Asking for Phone Sex

Dumbass! Why call the 911 operator and ask for sex? Because it's free!

It appears one Tampa man confused 911 for a 900 number after he reportedly dialed the emergency line numerous times looking for sex.  Joshua Basso, 29, is accused of making sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asking if he could come to her house.

"The caller advised the 911 dispatcher that he was in the bathroom looking for sex and continued to make several obscene comments regarding masturbation and body parts," according to a report from Tampa police. When the operator hung up on him, Basso proceeded to call back four times, police said.

Fifteen minutes after making his last phone call, police arrested Basso at his home on charges of making a false 911 call. He was taken to Hillsborough County Jail, where he he remains without bail. Basso told police "he was out of (cellphone) minutes and he called 911 because it was free."

Man Arrested For Calling 911, Asking For Sex - WPIX

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Teenaged Mom Give Birth After Burglary Arrest

Talk about working right up until the time you go into labor. The hard working ladies in the secretarial pool here at The Dumbass Daily have nothing on this hard working teenaged girl who was arrested by cops almost immediately after committing burglary (let's hope it didn't involve crawling through someone's basement window!) and then popped out the world's newest little felon.

A new mom is facing charges after police say she was arrested on suspicion of burglary just before giving birth. Police say when an officer began to investigate a car Friday fitting a description of a vehicle connected to other robberies in the Vallejo area, the officer saw a pregnant Shanae Harston come out of a house.

As the 19-year-old Harston was being arrested, police say she went into contractions. She was taken to a hospital, where she gave birth. Police say she was released pending prosecution.

Teen arrested just before giving birth - San Jose Mercury News

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Drunk Pilot Arrested at Airport as He's About to Go to Work

Drunk driving is bad enough, but drunk FLYING? Good things they nabbed this guy before he got into the cockpit.  And this wasn't some little puddle-jumper flight: this was a United Airlines flight from London to Chicago!

Police charged a United Airlines pilot on suspicion of being drunk as he was about to help fly a passenger plane from Heathrow Airport, a spokesman said. Erwin Vermont Washington, 51, was charged with "exceeding the proscribed alcohol limit" after his arrest at the world's busiest airport a day earlier, police said late on Tuesday/

Washington, of Lakewood, Colorado, was charged with "being aviation staff performing an aviation function whilst exceeding the proscribed alcohol limit," the police spokesman said.

The pilot was arrested on Monday afternoon before the plane carrying 124 passengers and 11 crew was due to depart for Chicago, Scotland Yard and the airline said earlier Tuesday.

SOURCE: 'Drunk' United Airlines pilot arrested at Heathrow - Yahoo! Canada News

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HS English Teacher Suspended Over Masturbation Story, Being a Dumbass

Well, at least the story wasn't about HIM having sex with a student.

An English teacher from the Bronx is accused of overstepping his boundaries by sharing with his students a steamy composition about teenage masturbation.

Greg Van Voorhis, known as "Mr. V" by students at the Bronx School of Law and Finance, is accused of giving his 11th graders a graphic short story titled "Guts" written by "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk. The explicit reading centers around a teenager's masturbation habits involving things like carrots, among other items.

School officials say Van Voorhis went too far and as a result the Department of Education re-assigned Van Voorhis to an administrative office, pending the outcome of an investigation.

NYC Teacher Suspended Over Masturbation Story - WPIX

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Teacher Lindsey Seymour Arrested for Alleged Sex With Teen, 16

A summer fling with a student has turned into statutory rape charges for teacher Lindsey Seymour of the Alvin C. York Institute in Jamestown. Is it just more, or in the mug shot does she have one of those, "Yeah, you got me" looks?

The TBI arrested a teacher on statutory rape charges after she was indicted by the Fentress County Grand Jury. 27 year old Lindsey Seymour, of Allardt, was indicted on 8 counts of statutory rape by an authority figure. Police say the incidents between Seymour and the 16-year-old male victim all took place between June 2009 and September 2009.

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Teacher Fired on First Day After Giving Out Three Different Social Security Numbers

Maybe he was just a little nervous? Or maybe he's just not good with numbers, but a teacher in Baton Rouge, LA didn't make it to lunch time before he was arrested on the job.

Damian Brown, 26, was taken into custody by East Baton Rouge Parish sheriff's deputies and charged with identity theft after officials at Scotlandville Elementary say he put three different social security numbers on his applications.

One of the social security numbers was his, another belongs to a teacher in north Louisiana and the third remains a mystery

Teacher arrested on his first day on the job - WAFB Channel 9, Baton Rouge, LA |

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Burglars Use Markers to Create Face Masks That Don't Fool Cops

Can't afford a ski mask, but want to be a professional thief? No problem! Just grab a Sharpie and start coloring in your face. The one guys looks like he was going for a Batman kinda look, doesn't he?

In Carroll, Iowa, two men -- Matthew Allan McNelly and Joey Lee Miller -- are accused of burglarizing an apartment. Instead of wearing masks, police say, the men apparently drew on their faces with permanent marker. Police say they had no trouble identifying the suspects when they stopped the men's car.

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Debra LaFave Back in the News: Former Teacher Convicted of Sex With Teen, 14

We were just talking with Debra LaFave with out friends Todd 'n' Tyler on Tuesday morning. LaFave, along with Pamela Rogers, set the bar pretty high a few years ago for good looking female teachers having sex with underage young men. As the guys pointed out, the most recent crop haven't quite measured up. And now here is Debra once again, asking to be allowed contact with young people. Let's see what the judge says.

A judge is set to decide Thursday whether former teacher and convicted sex offender Debra LaFave can have limited contact with children of her family and friends.  LaFave has recently completed the sex offender therapy program she has been participating in since December 2005, according to court documents. She is asking for supervised contact with a limited number of children of family and friends; the parents of each child would have to agree.

LaFave's attorney, John Fitzgibbons, had no comment on the motion he filed Monday. A hearing is scheduled before Hillsborough Circuit Judge Wayne S. Timmerman.

LaFave, a former English teacher at Greco Middle School, was arrested in June 2004 after a woman told police that LaFave was having sex with her 14-year-old son.

LaFave wants contact with kids of family, friends

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