Drunkerd Goes For Joyride With Goat

We here at DumbassDaily love our Brits! Carl Myles, 20 was drunk off his ass after he chugged 12 pints of beer. He could have just gotten into a bar fight or passed out in the street like most people. Instead, dear Carl spotted an 11 month old goat, Snowy, on his walk home and decided the goat needed to see the world! So he and the goat piled into a stolen Volvo and took off. They didn't get very far when they crashed into a tractor. Carl says he doesn't remember anything because he blacked out long before he took a fancy to the goat. Even though Snowy survived the ordeal, he sadly went to goat heaven only two days later. The owners believe Snowy died from the shock of the incident. Goats just weren't meant to go fast.

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