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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Another Crook Accidentally Turns Self In

If you must rob the elderly,(we don't recommend you do...they are so feisty with their canes) don't rely on their kindness to return your lost items. A crafty Italian thief lost his cellular phone while robbing a 77 year-old. Instead of sucking it up and getting a new one, he did what the rest of us do when we lose our cells...calling his own number. But instead of finding it in his back pocket, someone answered and agreed to meet the robber to hand over the phone. Unfortunately for him, the police were the ones who answered. When he went to meet police, he had already robbed another elderly woman and was riding a stolen scooter. That guy knows how to live it up.

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