Drunken Man Bites Panda, Panda Bites Back

Oooo...a drunken visit to the zoo sounds like a good idea but as Zhang Xinyan discovered that it wasn't a good idea. He reportedly downed six pitchers of beer and like most great ideas after six pitchers of beer...someones gonna get hurt. Zhang snuck into the holding pen of a sleeping panda bear and just wanted a hug. But Gu Gu the panda didn't want to hug. According to Zhang, "they seemed to get along well with people. No one ever said they would bite people," Zhang said. But bite he did! When Gu Gu woke up he bit the imposing tourist who, logically, decided to bite him back. (Zhang would also like to let everyone know that panda skin is very thick...)The zookeeper got the panda under control by spraying water on him and Zhang was taken to the hospital. Don't worry, the panda was uninjured...yeah and Zhang received some nice stitches to remember his drunken panda hug.

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