What Not to Do With Your Samurai Sword

Drunken UK man with Samurai sword attracts police attention.

Who said the UK doesn't have it's own share of nut jobs ?! In this weeks apparent theme of drunken men wielding strange objects, we give you Brendan Scamp. Police were called when he was seen hitting a brick wall with a samurai sword and shouting threats. (Kinda like Tom Cruise ten years from now...you know, when he really loses it...)When police arrived, Brenden switched from the sword to a broken bottle...ah, the traditional drunken Irish mans weapon. Then police introduced him to their friend, the Taser. He was sentenced to nine months in jail where we are sure he will find brand new objects to brandish when drunk!

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