Woman Shows up Drunk to DUI Hearing

A woman in Little Rock, Arkansas decided to put her best face forward when heading to court for her fifth drunken-driving charge this year. For Susan Marshall, showing up drunk to her own DUI hearing was just the right thing to do. Though she did not drive to court drunk, (only REAL friends drive your drunk ass to your 5th DUI hearing of the year)her 0.147 percent was impressive enough. This was to be her third appearance for drunk-driving this month. It was no surprise that instead of getting a pat on the back for her consistency, she was taken to the county jail.