New Nominee For Dumbass Parent of the Year

Dad tries to teach his 7 year old how to drive his drunk ass home.


The day you teach your son to drive is supposed to be a watershed moment but it's not as wonderful if your son is 7 years old...and you want him to drive because you are plastered. (Sign #144 that you may have a drinking problem...) Alfredo Martinez knew well enough not to drive drunk, so using the old noggin', he thought to try to teach his boy to drive his SUV. Too bad for him that SUV aren't designed for pint size drivers. An officer pulled over the swerving vehicle and discovered Alfredo's creative designated driver solution. He's being held on a count of felony child endangerment.

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