Teen Arrested for Ordering Fast Food Naked

We've been to Columbia City, Indiana before. It's not far from where we grew up in Fort Wayne. Needless to say, there's not much going on in a small town like Columbia City, so teenagers sometimes have to amuse themselves. That would appear to include eighteen-year-old David Gatton who, along with a male companion, decided to hit several of the fast food drive-thrus in CC. To make things interesting, Mr. Gatton decided to take off all his clothes, causing quite an uproar inside the local McDonalds, where I'm sure he ordered something like a Big Mac. Unfortunately, for Mr. Gatton and pal they people there didn't think it was that funny, called the cops and gave a description of the car, which cops quickly found nearby while the teen was putting his clothes back on. He's been charged with a misdemeanor and receives our Dumbass Salute for this Monday! (WTHR)