Skirt Wearing Pastor Arrested for Indecent Exposure, Offering Cops Oral Sex - Tommy Tester, Bristol, Va

Well, I suppose if you're going to go nuts, you might as well go all the way, right? Tommy Testor, 58, pastor of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol, Va was known as a man of God who wouldn't even go to places where people were wearing shorts because he felt it was improper. Here's more from the Times News:

. . . Tester allegedly pulled up in a blue 2007 Toyota Camry and offered to give Johnson City police officers oral sex when they arrived at 308 S. Belmont Street to investigate a report of indecent exposure.
Tester, allegedly wearing a skirt, then reportedly got out of his car at the Belmont Car Wash and urinated in a wash bay in public view with children present.
A search of Tester’s vehicle reportedly revealed a half-empty pint-sized bottle of vodka and an empty bottle of Oxycodone in the passenger floorboard. Morris said Tester had told him about the painkiller prescription, which he'd said was prescribed due to previous back surgeries.
According to reports, Tester also allegedly admitted to police that he had been drinking and failed all field sobriety tests.