Cops: Man Drove Drunk Wrong Way Down Street With Toddler in Car - Steven J. King

Okay, it wasn't THAT Steven King, but this guy could very well be our first Quadruple Dumbass: drunk, driving, with an unrestrained child in the car, going the wrong way down the street in a vehicle with no license, registration and a license plate from a different car. Okay, at least a Triple Dumbass there. Here's more from the Record Online:

A Downsville man was indicted yesterday on charges that he drove drunk, heading the wrong way on Route 17, with his 2-year-old daughter unrestrained in the back seat of the car.
According to court papers, Steven J. King, 40, had an open, 24-ounce container of Bud Light with him when police stopped him shortly after 11 p.m. on Sept. 30, as he drove west in the eastbound lanes of Route 17 in the Town of Liberty.
His daughter was in the back seat of the Chrysler, but she wasn’t in a car seat – or even buckled with a seat belt.
According to court papers, King was drunk, wasn’t wearing a seat belt, the car was uninsured, the inspection had expired in May, and the license plates on it belonged to a 1987 Ford.
King was indicted on counts of reckless endangerment, driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed operation of a vehicle, felonies; and several traffic infractions. He remains in Sullivan County Jail without bail, pending action in Sullivan County Court.