First Grade Teacher Shows Up to School Drunk, Blows .20% BAC - Sharon Duerring, 49

Ever spent a whole day with a bunch of screaming kids that weren't your own? I'm not sure how teachers do it every day without smacking some of these little monsters, so I can almost understand why this lady showed up for work a little snockered . . . but a .20% BAC? Most people are comatose at that point . . . but maybe that's the best way to teach first grade? Here's more from KERO 23:

A first-grade teacher at a school in Valparaiso, Ind., was pulled out of her classroom and arrested Thursday for being publicly drunk, police said.
According to a report in the Post-Tribune, Sharon Duerring, 49, was taken into police custody at about 10:30 a.m. after officials at Cooks Corners Elementary called police, suspecting her intoxication. Officials had removed Deurring from the classroom before police arrived.
Police said a Breathalyzer showed Deurring had a blood alcohol level of 0.20, which is more than twice the legal limit to drive a vehicle. She was charged with public intoxication and taken in handcuffs to the Porter County Jail, according to the report.
Deurring had been a teacher for 25 years.