Security Video Shows Two Naked Men Trying to Buy Candy: Next Trick? Avoid PMITA Prison

WTF? Did these idiots not know that EVERY convenience store in America has security cameras now and they record EVERYTHING that happens? Maybe they were too drunk to think about that, but it does appear that Phoenix, Arizona cops have pretty clear pictures of their mugs, and their junk.
Here's more from LiveLeak.com:

Two men came into a convenience store around 3am Saturday night and casually shopped for candy and doughnuts - despite being completely naked.
The men were captured by security cameras during the incident. They appeared to be accompanied by a female shown in the video leaving with the 2 men.
Store clerk Theresa Dockstadercerter said the men were very polite and did not steal anything. They appeared to be in their 20's.
Theresa said they purchased a piece of candy, 2 drinks, and a doughnut. She did tell the one man who bought a doughnut that he had to buy whichever one he touched.
Chevron has not filed a complaint with police as of Tuesday afternoon.