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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Another Hot Blonde Teacher Accused of Tryst With Teenaged Boy

This time, the story comes from the Pittsburgh area, where the board at the North Allegheny School District has accepted the resignation of English teacher Julie Stimmel, 28 after allegations surfaced last week about a possible affair with a 17-year-old male student.
Some reports say that local law enforcement is investigating Stimmel, while others say the boy's family has hired an attorney to see if criminal charges should be brought against Stimmel. Stimmel, who was married just last year, was listed on the school board's agenda as resigning for "personal reasons." At right, the only picture we've been able to find of Mrs. Stimmel. (KDKA)

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Women Embezzles Money to Buy Talking Trees

What would you do with $6.9 million you embezzled from your company? Prosecutors allege that Angela Buckborough Platt embezzled $6.9 million dollars from a construction materials company as their bookkeeper. She did buy the typical 104-acre ranch, expensive cars and lavish shopping trips, but she also had some more unusual choices...like a half-dozen talking trees like those in "The Wizard of Oz" just to decorate her house for Halloween as well as a 20-foot-tall smoke-emitting dragon called "The Slayer," which sported hydraulically powered wings and a "booming dragon roar. There was no explanation for the life size ceramic Al Capone they found in her house. Too bad her shopping spree was cut short by a new employee who was hired to assist her.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Britney Pregnant Again? You Can Take the Girl Out of the Trailer Park . . .

Just four months after she gave birth to her second child in two years and less than two months after she filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, rumors are swirling that former pop star Britney "I Did It Again" Spears is knocked up again. In Touch magazine is reporting that friends of her Spears were at first concerned about her apparent inability to lose the baby weight from her most recent pregnancy, but then came reports of her getting sick on, of all things, peanut butter. The unnamed "friends" also say they can tell Brit's pregnant:
“I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”

Read the full report at MSNBC.

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Headline of the Year? Lawyer Caught Naked in Courthouse with Underage Goddaughter

Ah, the American legal system. Where you're presumed to be innocent until proven guilty. Even if you're a naked 49-year-old man caught in Philadelphia's Criminal Justice Center with your 14-year-old goddaughter. That's what happened to one Larry Charles on Monday and, according to the police, he wasn't trying to get his clothes cleaned. “He had asked for sex. But there was no physical contact we’re aware of," said an officer. Interestingly, the PCJC was closed for the Martin Luther King holiday, and only attorneys who had business in the building were supposed to be allowed in, so it's still unclear how Charles and the young lady got into the locked conference room.
Charles has been charged with solicitation, attempted statutory sexual assault and related counts, and police are looking into the possibility that other female family members may have been also assaulted.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Thieves Steal Lottery Tickets From Convenience Store, Try to Return and Cash In Winning Ticket

It takes a certain amount of balls to be a thief these days with all the high tech gear cops have to catch you, from hidden cameras to DNA testing and all the CSI stuff. So why make it any easier on them? According to Houston police, four suspects are in custody after a convenience store robbery that netted cigarettes, cash and, oh year, $500 worth of lottery tickets from the store. It turns out that one of those tickets was a winner, so naturally the thief RETURNED TO THE STORE to cash it in. Unfortunately, the owner of the store recognized the numbers as one of the stolen tickets, excused himself to the back room and called police. The alleged robber was still standing there when officers showed up and he and several pals are now being questioned about the robbery. And no, he didn't get to keep the winning ticket. (ABC13)

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