Skirt Wearing Pastor Arrested for Indecent Exposure, Offering Cops Oral Sex - Tommy Tester, Bristol, Va

Well, I suppose if you're going to go nuts, you might as well go all the way, right? Tommy Testor, 58, pastor of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol, Va was known as a man of God who wouldn't even go to places where people were wearing shorts because he felt it was improper. Here's more from the Times News:

. . . Tester allegedly pulled up in a blue 2007 Toyota Camry and offered to give Johnson City police officers oral sex when they arrived at 308 S. Belmont Street to investigate a report of indecent exposure.
Tester, allegedly wearing a skirt, then reportedly got out of his car at the Belmont Car Wash and urinated in a wash bay in public view with children present.
A search of Tester’s vehicle reportedly revealed a half-empty pint-sized bottle of vodka and an empty bottle of Oxycodone in the passenger floorboard. Morris said Tester had told him about the painkiller prescription, which he'd said was prescribed due to previous back surgeries.
According to reports, Tester also allegedly admitted to police that he had been drinking and failed all field sobriety tests.

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Pics of Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband, Frederic Von Anhalt, Tied Up Naked in Car After "Three Women Rob Him"

This whole thing is starting to smell fishy . . . and, apparently the cops think so, too. Frederic Von Anhalt, who recently tried to insert himself into the whole Anna Nicole Smith fiasco by claiming he was the father of her baby, is again in the spotlight. This time, he claims three hot babes flagged him down, asked to have their picture taken with him (why?) and then robbed him at gunpoint, making him strip naked and handcuffing him to the steering wheel of his car. Yeah, right! Cops are now looking at nearby surveillance tape to see if they can find proof of the robbery or proof that Van Asshat filed a false police report. Here's more from News.Au:

Frederic Von Anhalt called police at about 10am on Friday and said he had been flagged down by three women in a white Chrysler convertible with Florida plates, police said.
Von Anhalt said he thought the three women wanted to pose for a photograph with him, but when he started talking to them, one of them pushed a gun into his neck.
"All of a sudden I felt a pressure on my neck. She said to me: 'It's the real thing, don't move'," Von Anhalt said outside a Santa Monica courtroom.
"And then they took everything off me. Took my watch off, my expensive watch. I'm completely in the nude," said Von Anhalt, who uses the royal title prince, which he says was given to him by a German princess who adopted him.
Von Anhalt said one woman took the keys from his Rolls Royce Phantom then handcuffed him to the steering wheel.
Police said no handcuffs were found when they arrived.

The gossip site TMZ.com has a nasty picture of Van Anhalt naked in a car, if you stomach can take it. But don't say we didn't warn you! Click here.
(Frederick Van Anhald)

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WV's Outstanding Young Teacher Accused of Sexually Assaulting Teen at Future Farmers of America Retreat

Man, you just can't make this crap up! Just because it's summer, doesn't mean that teachers aren't still, uh, working hard. Take James Beatty, who was awarded the West Virginia Association of Agricultural Educators' Outstanding Young Teacher in 2005 and 2006. Beaty is accused of sexually assaulting a student while the pair were at a school-sponsored Future Farmers of America retreat at Cass Scenic Railroad in Pocahontas County. For real! Here's more from WTRF (link includes video clip):

The assault is being classified as "forcible".
The report says since the incident, Beatty has tried to kiss the girl he allegedly assaulted six or seven times in school.
The girl reported the incident to the police.
Beatty teaches animal sciences at Elkins High School.
Randolph County school officials say they are conducting their own investigation into the alleged incidents.

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Ex-American Idol Corey Clark Arrested on Drug Possession Charges - North Little Rock, AR

Remember Corey Clark, the former American Idol contestant who claimed he had an affair with judge Paula Abdul? Well, after no one believed him about that one, he's fallen even further, this time getting arrested on charges of possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia after cops in North Little Rock got a report of a suspicious vehicle idling in a neighborhood. And yes, based on his mugshot, Clark still has "Sideshow Bob" hair. Here's more from NWA Online:

When officers approached, Clark exited the vehicle, in which he was a passenger. His name was run through the Arkansas Crime Information Center and the National Crime Information Center, which revealed outstanding warrants from Arizona, where Clark was arrested and charged earlier this year for aggravated harassment and interference with judicial proceedings. A bond of $25,000 was set in the case against the 27-year-old resident of Mount Juliet, Tenn.
Police contacted Arizona officials and agreed to hold Clark in North Little Rock for up to 15 days while the extradition process gets under way.
Clark, who was born in California, was disqualified in the second season of "American Idol" after TheSmokingGun.com revealed Clark was arrested after a domestic dispute. Two years after being booted from the show, Clark claimed he and Abdul had an affair during the time he appeared on "American Idol."

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