Sexy Teacher in Hardee's "Flat Buns" Commercial Upsets Tennessee Educators (Carl's Jr.)

If you've ever seen the video of former gym teacher Pamela Rogers gyrating in a black bikini for her underage boyfriend, you will probably see the similarity to the hot blond teacher dancing seductively on her desk in a new commercial for the fast food chains Hardee's (and on the West Coast, Carl's Jr.). In it, students sing of their love of "flat buns" (a new concept in sandwich technology, we assume) while the pretty teacher performs for the class. Apparently, the similarity wasn't lost on the Tennessee Education Association. Here's more from AdRants:

The Hardee's Flat Buns commercial has caused an uproar in Tennessee with Tennessee Education Association President Dr. Earl Wiman (who you've got to hear) saying, "It is unbelievably demeaning." The ad shows a female teacher dancing seductively in front of a class that raps about the positivity of flat buns which the teacher, of course, does not possess. The commercial is part of a campaign launched earlier this summer which included the Flat Buns website.
Wiman wants concerned citizens to complain to Hardee's, saying, "I am asking that all of our members and the public who care about children and their education to contact their local Hardee's to voice their concerns."
Hardee's EVP of Marketing Brad Haley counters, saying, "If the ad were taken literally, I could certainly understand people being concerned about it but it was designed to be funny." No rolling over from the company that made washing a Bentley with Paris Hilton a pillar of intelligently low-brow advertising. And we mean that as a good thing. After all, this is the company that brought us the big-mouthed, straw eating girl.

Watch the Carl's Jr. version of the commerical for yourself below.

Band Director Arrested for Inappropriately Touching 4 Girls, Offering One Money for Sex - Thomas Newton Khoe

And this one time, at band camp . . .

Well, this didn't really happen at band camp, but allegedly it happened at Chapman High School in South Carolina. According to cops, four girls reported that the school's long time band director had touched them inappropriately and even offered one of them cash money for sex. On a teacher's salary? Here's more from WYFF:

Thomas Newton Khoe, 36, of Campobello, was arrested Monday on warrants signed by an investigator with the Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office. Khoe was charged with four counts of aggravated assault and battery, four counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and one count of criminal solicitation of a minor.
Investigators said the allegations were first brought to the attention of the Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office Wednesday, Aug. 29.
The four girls, ages 15 and 16, had gone to school officials earlier in the day and made allegations against Khoe. Investigators said that the students told them the encounters started at about the beginning of the school year in 2006 and continued into this school year.

Female Teacher Admits to Sex With 5 Boys, PROBABLY Not at the Same Time - Allenna Ward

Just his spring, Allenna Ward, former seventh-grade language arts teacher at Bell Middle School, was denying what the cops were accusing her of: having sex with as many as 5 teen aged boys, three 14-year-olds, and two 15-year-olds. But that didn't last very long (they always do that at first to save face, right) and now has pleaded guilty to those charges. Well, at least she was creative, admitting to having the carnal encounters in cars, parks, a hotel and at the school. Here's more WFYY:

She pleaded guilty Thursday to six charges -- three second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor and three lewd acts on a minor. Family members and her attorneys accompanied her as she made an emotional statement to the court. She said, "Today, I publicly admit my guilt and would like to apologize. I sincerely apologize for the effects of my actions."
Clinton police said that Ward had sex with at least five boys: three 14-year-olds, and two 15-year-olds. The students were at Bell Middle and another school that was not named.
Ward was fired when the allegations were made public in March.
Thursday, Jerry Peace, 8th Circuit Solicitor, said, "She was in a position of authority. She had the trust of the community to teach kids right and do what you need to do around children to let them grow to be responsible adults. She violated that trust."

(Alenna, Allena Ward)

Teacher Whose Husband Shot Her Student Lover Last Year Accused of Seducing Another Boy - Erin McLean, Pioneer Christian Academy

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again! I suppose after your husband shoots your first teen aged boyfriend--allegedly--the best thing to do is to get another teaching job at a different school (using your maiden name of Myers) and seducing a new lad. It's early September and the teacher sex scandals are already in mid-year form. Here's more from WATE:

A teacher whose husband is accused of fatally shooting her student lover has been fired from a Nashville school over new allegations of improper contact with a student.
Nashville station WTVF-TV is reporting that Erin McLean used her maiden name to get a job at Pioneer Christian Academy in Nashville, where she was teaching high school English.
Headmaster Jeff Darnell said Friday that McLean called one of her students 15 to 20 times from different phones.
He would not say what the calls were about, but said the student's parents were concerned about inappropriate contact.
McLean's husband, Eric, is charged with second-degree murder in the March 10 shooting of 18-year-old Sean Powell outside of their Knoxville home.
He has said he believed Powell was having an affair with his wife.

Grandma Tries to Get Girl, 8, Drunk So She Can Go Party - Joanne DeLoach

Wow, just wow. "Grandmother of the Year" finalist? Joanne DeLoach, 47, of Bloomington, Minnesota may already have won with this effort. Here's more from the KARE-11:

Friday night was Joe Ann DeLoach's 47th birthday. But it was also her night to baby-sit her 8-year-old grand daughter.
So instead of staying home with the girl at the Bloomington apartment where they live, police say DeLoach devised a plan that would allow her to leave the girl home and go out.
"As she had said, she went out to 'celebrate her birthday and to get her drink on,'" said Bloomington Police Commander Jim Ryan.
DeLoach did that, say police, after she forced her granddaughter to do the same, hoping the girl would pass out so she could leave. Police say DeLoach made the third grader drink two glasses of gin, diluting them with water when the girl complained of the taste.
"The child is watching cartoons and the Grandma is feeding her glasses of gin to drink to the point where she then passed out," Ryan said.
But not before she vomited, hit her head on the kitchen table, and struck the left side of her face.
Nine hours after the girl's first drink police say her blood alcohol level was still at .04, half the legal driving limit. DeLoach denies she gave the girl booze, claiming her granddaughter must have snuck the liquor herself.
"There's no way she would have reached that high level just by taking a couple of sips out of the bottle," Ryan said.
Police say the bottle of gin was empty when they arrived at 10 p.m. Friday, alerted by an anonymous caller. By that time, the girl's mother was home from a 12 hour shift, but DeLoach didn't come back until Saturday morning.

Dumbass College Students Tell World They Have Pot for Sale Out Dorm Room Window in Front of Cops

Ah, college! Where some go on to bigger and better things, while others you wonder how they ever were admitted in the first place. Take these two geniuses at Northeastern University who decided it would be easier to sell their weed it they announced it to people walking by outside their dorm room. Idiots! Here's more from Fox News:

A pair of former Northeastern University freshmen are facing drug and other charges after prosecutors said one of them leaned out his dorm window on Sunday and loudly told a woman in the dorm opposite his that he and his roommate were selling pot.
Two plain clothes Boston officers in the building overheard the conversation, made their way up to a second floor dorm room where they arrested Michael Emery, 18, of Haverhill and Matthew Ferrante, 18, of North Andover after finding about four ounces of marijuana, drug paraphernalia, including a scale, and several bottles of alcohol in the room, the Suffolk district attorney's office said.
"If you're looking for weed, my roommate Ferrante has some for sale," Emery allegedly said out the window, according to the district attorney's office.
The students were arraigned in Roxbury District Court on Tuesday on charges of possession of a class D substance with intent to distribute in a school zone, possession of alcohol by a minor, and conspiracy to violate the state's drug laws. The intent to distribute charge carries a maximum of two years in jail.

"Father of the Year" Contender Leaves Toddler inHot Car to Visit Nevada Brothel - Lucien Hoffman

Wow! As the year winds down the candidates for "Father of the Year" here at Dumbass Daily really come on strong. Like Lucien Hoffman of Oregon who decided to attend a barbeque event at the World Famous Mustang Ranch brothel in Sparks, Nev. but forgot something important in the car. Here's more from Fox News:

An Oregon rugby player remains in jail Tuesday after being arrested on charges he left his 2-year-old daughter in a vehicle in the parking lot of a Nevada brothel on a 95-degree day.

Lucien Hoffman, of Bend, Ore., is being held in the Storey County Detention Center in lieu of $40,000 bail on charges of child neglect.

Police arrested Hoffman early Sunday night at the World Famous Mustang Ranch brothel in Sparks, Nev., after a security guard found the child crying inside the car, according to Storey County Sheriff's Det./Sgt. Kenneth Quirk.

Hoffman, a wing for Bend Rugby who goes by the nicknames Luke and "Torpedo," had been attending a pool party and barbecue at the brothel, a co-sponsor of a Labor Day weekend rugby tournament in Reno organized by the Reno Zephyrs Rugby Club.

A handful of Bend Rugby team members had driven to the brothel party in a camper van, according to the club's president, Matt Burke. Neither coaching staff nor team captains attended the event, he said.

"We won the tournament, so I think half of the people in the club got in their cars and started driving home and a few went to the after-tournament function to receive the trophy," said Burke, who did not attend the Nevada tournament.

High School Teacher Arrested for Sending Sexually Explicit Messages to Girls, 15 & 16 - Steven Maffucci

It's a new school year, but the teachers remain as hot for the students as ever. Case in point: a Florida high school teacher who got a little too close to some of his students--allegedly. Here's more from WPTV:

The billboard outside the Treasure Coast High School still says "Welcome back Titans," but parents were shocked to learn one of the teachers here, 30 year old Steven Maffucci is behind bars, accused of sending inappropriate computer messages to female students.

Parent Cindy Ullmann says, "You're supposed to drop off your kids in the morning feeling they're safe and they're getting the education, and here you have someone doing what's very wrong."

School board officials say they found out about the allegations Tuesday afternoon, and acted to remove Maffucci from the classroom.

Spokesperson Janice Karst says, "Anytime there's that serious of an allegation from a student, the school district did move very quickly cooperated fully with law enforcement."

Police reports show Maffucci sent explicit MySpace and and text messages to the girls, between the ages of fifteen and sixteen years old. Even before the criminal charges were filed, the school board had decided to terminate Maffucci.

Drunk Mom Arrested for Letting Five-Year-Old Drive, Tells Cops "He's a Good Driver." - Holly Schnobrich

Drunk parents letting kids drive . . . is there anything stranger than that? Take this Indiana woman who was so drunk, she letter her TODDLER drive. Not a young teen or a tween, but a kid barely old enough to go to school . . . and he already has a bad driving record. Here's more from WLFI:

A mother is in jail after having her young child drive the car when she was impaired. This, just four days after she was put on probation for operating a vehicle while intoxicated.

Wendy Barrett said Saturday night she was outside her home in Lafayette's Saddlebrook subdivision, when a car came to a screeching halt in front of her house. She said she went up to the car, and found a 5-year-old behind the wheel, a 3-year old in the back seat, and a woman, later identified as Holly Schnobrich, 24, in the passenger seat.

Barrett said Schnobrich was in a seatbelt, but the two toddlers were not restrained. When Barrett asked if the child was driving, Schnobrich replied, "Yeah, he's a good driver." Barrett said Schnobrich appeared very impaired.

Barrett got the help of her neighbors. They called 9-1-1, shut off the car, took the keys, and got the kids out of the vehicle.

For the complete police report on this bizarre incident, check out TheSmokingGun.com.

Husband Gives Cops Video of Teacher Wife Having Sex With Underage Boy - Monica Ann Cluck

Monica Ann Cluck was a kindergarten and Sunday school teacher in Paragould, Arkansas and even lead the Singing Hands sign-language choir at her church. But apparently the teen aged boys in the choir did more than sign with their hands. Last week Cluck's husband reportedly found a videotape of her having sex with a teen aged boy from the choir and did what any man would do: he gave it to police and had his wife arrested on first-degree sexual assault charges.
During their investigation, police claim that the 17-year-old victim acknowledged the relationship and since this story first broke, a second boy has come forward claiming that he also had a relationship with Cluck that started late last year when he was 15 and ended in May of this year. Both boys were in a church group she taught at (I'm not making this up!) Marmaduke First Baptist Church.
The real question is, is Juliette Lewis too old to play her in the movie version of the story?
(My Fox Memphis)(KAIT)

Female Teacher, 31, Accused of Sex With Boy, 10 - Jennifer Leigh Rice, McKinley Elementary School

The father of a student in Jennifer Rice's class thought that something wasn't right between his 10-year-old son and his teacher after she started coming to their house several times to take the boy to movies, and often talked to him online. So, dad told the teacher not to come back. Instead, she apparently decided to run away with his boy. Here's more from KOMO-TV:

On Saturday the man woke up and discovered that his son was not home and his bed had been made to look like he was sleeping.
"So sometime during the early morning hours, he disappeared from the house," Fulghum said.
According to court documents, Rice told detectives that she picked the boy up, took him out to breakfast and took him to a waterfall.
Rice said she had planned to take him to Idaho, but after police called her the boy asked to be dropped off at his uncle's house in Puyallup. He planned to make up a story about where he had been and tell his parents he had walked there.
Investigators said that Rice admitted that she raped the boy at a rest stop in Ellensburg before driving him back, and court documents indicate that the two had intercourse several times on previous occasions, including once in the boy's home.
According to the Tacoma School District, Rice taught at McKinley from October 2006 to April 20, 2007. At that time she was placed on administrative leave while the district conducted an investigation to determine whether she was socializing with her students after school.

(jennifer lee rice)
UPDATE: Here's a video clip about the case from KING:


Wonder how much jail time she'll get . . . or just maybe probation? Imagine if this had been a 37-year-old male teacher with a 10-year-old girl. They'd be stringing him up in the town square right now, wouldn't they?