Teacher/Cheerleading Coach Pleads Guilty to Sex With Boy, 17, Only Gets One Year in Prison - Kelli Jo Camp

Here's an update to a story we ran back in June: Former substitute teacher and cheerleading coach Kelli Jo Camp, 29, will get a year in jail and five years probation after pleading no contest to having unlawful sexual intercourse with a 17-year-old male student at New Cuyama High School. As we reported back then, Camp made it easy for the Santa Barbara Sheriff’s Department when they investigated and found Camp had received greeting cards from the alleged victim, in which he expressed his love for her. Cops also found photos of the victim in Camp’s desk drawer, and discovered allegedly incriminating e-mails between the two lovers where the boy talked about a consensual sexual relationship between them. At right, Kelli Jo Camp's mug shot.
Really, really do not want this one.

Female Teacher, 54, Arrested for Sitting Next to 14-Year-Old Boy at Football Game

Sitting in the stands of a high school football game is NOT illegal in most states unless, of course, you have already been arrested for allegedly having sex with an underage boy and ordered to stay away from the lad.
Charlene Schmitz, 54, used to teach at Leroy High School in Alabama until she was charged with second-degree rape and second-degree sodomy with a 14-year-old boy back in June. Since then, Schmitz has been on paid administrative leave while the cops take their time investigating. The only stipulation of her bail was that she stay away from the alleged victim, which she did until last Friday night when she decided to sit next to the boy at football game. For violating the judges orders Schmitz was promptly re-arrested.
Still do not want.

Drunk Dad Lets Drunk Son, 13, Drive for Him - Clio, Michigan

Drunk driving is never a good idea, so getting someone else to drive you home is a good option. An underage child? Not such a good idea. A DRUNK underage child? That's a Double Dumbass move if we've ever seen one. Here's more from UPI:

A Michigan man who allowed his 13-year-old son to drive because he had had too much to drink faces charges that include child endangerment.
Police in Clio say the boy had also been drinking and told his father he did not think he should get behind the wheel.
Both father and son were arrested last week after a police officer on routine patrol found their pickup truck stuck in the mud in a city park, the Flint Journal reported. The boy apparently turned into the park because he wanted to turn around and went off the road.
The son has been charged as a juvenile with driving while intoxicated. The father is also charged with allowing both an intoxicated person and an unlicensed minor to drive.

Hote Female Austin News Anchor Arrested for DUI - Michelle Valles, KXAN

Instead of reporting the news, one TV anchor in Texas is now making the news. Here's more from radio station KLBJ:

According to court records, an Austin Police officer started following an SUV driven by KXAN co-anchor Michelle Valles at 3rd and Lavaca after midnight this morning.
The officer says Valles swerved across a double yellow line on West Cesar Chavez Street into the on-coming lane of traffic and was allegedly driving about 12 miles an hour faster than the posted 35 MPH speed limit.
Valles allegedly admits to the officer that she had two vodka tonics, but reportedly refused to take a breathalyzer test. She was released on bail early this morning.

Mug shot at right, for better pics of this Latina beauty, check out her MySpace page here.
(Michelle Vallez)

Engaged! Female Teacher's Aide, 39, Tries to Marry Student, 16, Following Alleged Affair - Brenda Baillargeon, Amery High School

How wonderful! Weddings are always fun, even when there's a 23 year age difference between the bride and groom . . . and the young man is technically underage. But still! At least Brenda Baillargeon a teacher's aide at Amery High School in Wisconsin tried to do the right thing after authorities found out that she allegedly had been having sex since last May with a male student at her school. That's her mug shot at right . . . and just look at that sweet face! What teen aged boy wouldn't fall in love at first site with that?
On the other hand, it might be sad if he was thinking, at age 14, that "This is probably the best I can do, so I might as well take it."
Here's more from KSTP:

39-year-old Brenda Baillargeon allegedly had an inappropriate relationship with a 16-year-old student, in which they were planning to get married.
After the mother of the student was granted a restraining order to keep Baillargeon away from her son, Baillargeon still had phone conversations with the boy, according to the criminal complaint.
Baillargeon and the student were able to keep in contact by text messaging each other through Baillargeon’s daughter’s cell phone.
Baillargeon faces three counts of sexual assault by school staff. She also is being charged with child enticement and violating an injunction.

Thanks to reader Jamie B. for the link!
For a complete list of all of the Teacher Sex Scandals for 2007, click here.

White Plains, NY Dentist Involved in Parking Rage - Dr. William Moody

We've read of road rage . . . but parking rage? How tough is it to find parking spaces in White Plains, NY that Dr. William Moody, had to resort of fisticuffs to get to one.

Here's more from WCBS-TV - link includes edited and unedited footage. (Includes creepy footage of a really, really old Dr. Joyce Brothers):

The CBS 2 HD Westchester crew was about to head out on a story Friday when the news found them. Just outside our bureau Dr. William Moody, a White Plains dentist, left his Mercedes to confront Luis Infante for blocking his access to a parking lot. Moody even forced his way into Infante's car as if to move it himself.
Not long after, fists -- and bodies -- started flying.
"He was saying bad words to me, then he spit in my face," Infante said "Twice."
Then Dr. Moody spotted CBS 2 HD photographer Chris Calarco. Reporter Tony Aiello warned Moody not to touch the camera, but to no avail.
Police were called to the scene after Moody smacked the camera twice. While they arrived, Moody confronted the driver's sister, pushing her to the ground.
Yolanda Infante is okay, but considering this incident came so soon after her father's death just Thursday night, she is shaken.
"I'm devastated," Yolanda Infante said. "Besides my father's death, this happened in this moment."
Renowned psychologist Dr. Joyce Brothers said this kind of anger may have been sparked by personal issues.
"Whatever is going on in his life, he's not succeeding in. This is his way of just getting the stress out of his system," Brothers said. "I wouldn't like to be a patient of his!"

Man Arrested for DUI Three Times in 24 Hours

Australians seem to know how to catch drunk drivers. It appeared to be a bit harder to keep a 46-year-old Boddington from getting back on the road after being caught allegedly drink driving three times in a single day. For his first arrest, he blew a 0.194, almost four times the legal limit. He was then caught an hour later driving along the same road and the cops took his car away. Not to be one to let the law win, police say the man broke into the Boddington Police Station in the early hours of Sunday morning, retrieved his car, and drove away. He was arrested a third time later that morning and charged with drink driving, trespass and driving without a license.

2 NYC Firefights Accused of Setting Fire to a Firestation

Michael Izzo and Richard Capece are New York City firefighters may truly qualify as dumbasses if they really did what they are accused of. These two firefighters are accused of setting a fire at a city firehouse last weekend.

The two smart guys were arrested on suspicion of using a flammable liquid to set a door on fire at the Manhattan station early Saturday. Though they don't work at that firestation, aren't they all supposed to be brothers? They both face felony charges of arson, reckless endangerment and criminal mischief. Good job guys, nice way to set an example for all of those kids playing with matches.