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Friday, December 28, 2007

Casey Aldridge NOT the Father of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby?

The story of Britney's slutty little sister gets murkier: now comes word that it wasn't a fresh faced 19-year-old that knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears but a MUCH OLDER man who worked on her Nickelodeon show 'Zoey 101.' Why the scam? It could be that because Jamie Lynn is so young that this old dude could lose his job and possibly go to jail if his name came out as the real father. Like all great Hollywood stories this one involved both sex AND money. Here's more from HolyMoly.com:
As conspiracy theories go, this is right up there with the assassination of JFK, but this time the poor patsy taking the fall for a series of well-aimed shots isn't Lee Harvey Oswald, it's Casey Aldridge, the 19-year-old who has admitted to impregnating Britney's almost-jailbait little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears.
Now Star magazine has alleged that the real father is a much older TV executive who worked with Spears on her show 'Zoey 101'. So much older in fact that he would face a massive fine and possibly prison time, hence 'Yuck yuck, look at me ah'm fay-mus!' Aldridge shuffling forward with his hands in his dungarees and taking the rap for forgetting the cap. Luckily, the magazine has managed to get hold of a shadowy insider who knows the full story and has spilled the beans.
"Casey is being paid off to be the family's fall guy while the real father remains unidentified," whispered the source, salivating and making jerking movements inside his raincoat, "The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her."

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O.C.'s Mischa Barton Arrested for Drunk Driving, Suspended License, Controlled Substance


Another day, another young female celeb getting arrested for drunking driving . . . and not even a bad mug shot to show for it! What is the world coming to? Here's more on the arrest by Hollywood cops of "actress" Mischa Barton from the LA Times:

Actress Mischa Barton was arrested early Thursday morning on suspicion of drunk driving after she was seen driving erratically in West Hollywood, Los Angeles County sheriff's officials said.
The 21-year-old former star of the television show "The OC" was pulled over in the 900 block of North La Cienega Boulevard at 2:46 a.m. after Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies spotted the Ford Explorer she was driving straddling two traffic lanes, said Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. John Hocking. Deputies said she also failed to signal while making a turn.
Barton was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor drunk driving after failing a field sobriety test. Deputies also said they found marijuana and an undisclosed controlled substance in the sport utility vehicle. She also did not have a license to drive, Hocking said.
Barton was booked into the sheriff's West Hollywood station at 3:10 a.m. and released eight hours later on $10,000 bail.

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Drunk Dad Arrested for Letting 9-Year-Old Drive

Hey! This one practically happened in my backyard and somehow I missed it. Apparently, on Christmas Eve, a Eaton County, Michigan police officer noticed a Dodge Ram pick-up truck driving erratically around 9:30 and pulled the vehicle over. That's when the cop noticed that Jonathan David Olson, 32 was actually sitting between the driver and passenger seats and his 9-year-old son was in the driver's seat. According to the lad, he worked the gas and brakes while dad steered and they had driven nearly seven miles from one relatives house to another on some backwoods dirt roads. The boy told the officer that Olson had him drive because he had been drinking. In addition to drunk driving charges Olson could also face second degree child abuse charges for his actions. (Lansing State Journal)

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Monday, December 17, 2007

Top Ten Teacher Sex Scandals of 2007!

Here it is! Our first ever Dumbass Daily Teacher Sex Scandal Top Ten list. In past years, it would have been difficult to come up with ten, but this year the hard part was narrowing it down to our ten favorites. But after careful thought, we were able to come up with this list of the "Best of the Worst" of 2007. Remember, all parties are innocent until proven guilty!

BONUS: Over at BadJocks.com "Top Ten High School Coach Sex Scandals of 2007" - Read them all, plus the Top Naughty Cheerleaders of the Year.

#10 . Our "Extra Credit" Award Winner - Female Teacher Admits to Sex With 5 Boys, PROBABLY Not at the Same Time

Just his spring, Allenna Ward, former seventh-grade language arts teacher at Bell Middle School, was denying what the cops were accusing her of: having sex with as many as 5 teen aged boys, three 14-year-olds, and two 15-year-olds. But that didn't last very long (they always do that at first to save face, right) and now has pleaded guilty to those charges. Well, at least she was creative, admitting to having the carnal encounters in cars, parks, a hotel and at the school. Here's more WFYY:

She pleaded guilty Thursday to six charges -- three second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor and three lewd acts on a minor. Family members and her attorneys accompanied her as she made an emotional statement to the court. She said, "Today, I publicly admit my guilt and would like to apologize. I sincerely apologize for the effects of my actions."

Clinton police said that Ward had sex with at least five boys: three 14-year-olds, and two 15-year-olds. The students were at Bell Middle and another school that was not named.

Ward was fired when the allegations were made public in March. Thursday, Jerry Peace, 8th Circuit Solicitor, said, "She was in a position of authority. She had the trust of the community to teach kids
right and do what you need to do around children to let them grow to be responsible adults. She violated that trust.





#9. "Team Teaching" Award Winners - Teachers
Accused of Memorial Day Weekend "Sex Capades" With Two Boys

Mix two lonely female teachers at a school for troubled teens, two underage boys and a free holiday weekend and what do you get? According to this report, "sex capades." Here's more from North Country Gazette:

A teacher and teacher’s aide at a New York school for troubled children have been charged with performing sexual acts on two 16-year-old boys during a Memorial Day weekend of sex capades at a house in New Windsor.

Rebecca Becker (left), 28,of Walden and teacher’s aide Maria E. Zurita (right), 28, of New Windsor who worked at McQuade Children’s Services, are facing charges of third degree rape and endangering the welfare of a child. They have been terminated by the school which serves children who have been referred by family court, social service agencies and school districts from Westchester, Rockland, Putnam, Orange, Dutchess, Ulster and Sullivan Counties.

Police said that “sexually explicit and inappropriate” letters that Becker allegedly wrote to one of the students were found in the room of one of the boys during a search when the boys were reported missing over the weekend.







#8. Our "Don't Give Me That Look!" Award - Female Teacher's Aide, 39, Tries to Marry Student, 16, Following Alleged Affair

How wonderful! Weddings are always fun, even when there's a 23 year age difference between the bride and groom . . . and the young man is technically underage. But still! At least Brenda Baillargeon a teacher's aide at Amery High School in Wisconsin tried to do the right thing after authorities found out that she allegedly had been having sex since last May with a male student at her school. That's her mug shot at right . . . and just look at that sweet face! What teen aged boy wouldn't fall in love at first site with that?

On the other hand, it might be sad if he was thinking, at age 14, that "This is probably the best I can do, so I might as well take it." Here's more from KSTP:

39-year-old Brenda Baillargeon allegedly had an inappropriate relationship with a 16-year-old student, in which they were planning to get married. After the mother of the student was granted a restraining order to keep Baillargeon away from her son, Baillargeon still had phone conversations with the boy, according to the criminal complaint.

Baillargeon and the student were able to keep in contact by text messaging each other through Baillargeon’s daughter’s cell phone. Baillargeon faces three counts of sexual assault by school staff. She also is being charged with child enticement and violating an injunction.







#7. Let's Go to the Video! Chicago Teacher & Principal Sex Tape Made at School

The mystery here is not why principal Leroy Coleman, right, and teacher Janet Lofton at Sandridge Elementary School in Chicago Heights allegedly had sex in his office during school hours. No, the real mystery is who videotaped their trysts--sneaking a hidden camera in and out of Coleman's office--and then put them on DVDs that were distributed to parents just days before a school board election. And, for some reason, neither of them could find underage kids to have sex with, imagine that? Here's more from 11Alive:

The tape was reportedly recorded inside Sandridge Elementary School in Chicago Heights, Illinois.

The principal and a science teacher, who were allegedly in the video, have resigned. Parents were sent DVDs of the tape Wednesday and Thursday, just days before a school board election.

Parents of students at the school met Thursday evening. "Where is she supposed to be?" asked parent Kim Grivakis. "We have tons of needy children. But no, she'd rather be with the principal bumping and grinding." The tape was allegedly shot in the principal's office during the day and evening on five dates ranging from late December to early March.

The two people in the video (see still image at right) have--not surprisingly--resigned their jobs.

UPDATE:
Second Woman Resigns - A third school employee, teacher's aide Anjayla Reed, resigned Friday after the superintendent contacted her about allegations that she also appears on a separate portion of the sex tape hugging and touching Principal Leroy "Love Machine" Coleman.






#6. Our "What Were You Thinking?" Award - Teacher Accused of Sex With Boy, Taking Him to Faculty Parties

Whatever happened to the idea of teachers and students leading separate lives away from school? Apparently, at D.W. Higgins Charter School in Phoenix, not only was it okay for female teachers to have sex with underage boys, they could also treat them like regular boyfriends and take them around to the homes of other staff members . . . just as if nothing odd was going on. At right, Judith Wallace's mug shot. Here's more from KPHO News:

In late January 2006, Maricopa County sheriff's detectives said they learned that a sex crime had occurred between Judith Wallace and a 15-year-old male
victim.

The Sheriff's Office Special Victims Unit said they learned during the investigation that the victim had allegedly engaged in a sexual relationship with Wallace and that she had given him alcohol.

The victim also reported that Wallace would frequently take him to parties and social gatherings as a "couple," detectives said.

A witness told detectives that it was common to see the two together outside of school and at other staff member's homes, according to deputies. The victim, now 16, stated he and Wallace engaged in sexual acts on separate occasions between February 2006 and April 2006.







#5. The "Wrong Place, Wrong Time" Award - Female Teacher Caught in Back of Van With Boy by Undercover Cops

Attention hot teachers: if you're going to have sex with an underage boy in the back of your van in a church parking lot, make sure that undercover cops aren't also meeting there. They get curious when the "van's a rockin'" and they do "come a knockin'". For 32-year-old middle school Janet Hughes, it's not likely a mistake she'll make again . . . if, and when, she gets out of jail. No word on why the 16-year-old boy cops caught her with naked on a blanket in the back of the van was still in middle school, but dumb kids would seem to be the least of the district's problems at this point. More from WFTV (link
includes video clip featuring shocked & outraged parents and pictures from
Hughes MySpace page):


Janet Hughes, the business teacher at Jackson Middle School was placed on paid administrative leave while the case is under investigation. Hughes could be released Tuesday evening. Tuesday afternoon, a judge lowered her bond despite concerns from prosecutors that the teacher might try to contact the student she's accused of having sex with.

It wasn't easy to wipe away tears with handcuffs on, Hughes learned in court, Tuesday. The Jackson Middle School teacher tried to hide her face as the judge reviewed her arrest for having sex with a student.

The 32-year-old wife and mother was arrested after two undercover detectives found her in a van in a church parking lot with the 16-year-old male student. The detectives just happened to find them.

"These detectives met in a parking lot to go over a case and they see the van. They walk over there and that's when they discover the sex was about to happen between these two," explained Todd Hutchinson, Titusville Police Department.

The two were found lying on a blanket in the back of the van, in a position detectives said was clear they were about to engage in a sexual activity. When Hughes was taken back to the police station, detectives said she admitted to having sex with the same student in the past.

Hughes has only worked at Jackson Middle School for less than a year, teaching business electives. Before there, she worked at Palm Bay High School.

As usual, police are looking for other victims, so if you're an underage boy in the Titisville, Florida area think you may have accidentally had sex with Janet Hughes, please notify the authorities.





#4. The "Neither Can We" Award Winner - Middle School Teacher Admits "I Can't Believe I Hooked Up With Two 9th Graders!"

Frankly, neither can we Jeff, but that's what the police say happened. Jeffrey Anderson, 23, had been the building substitute at Tohickon Middle School in Plumstead Township outside Philly . . . until the parents of a 15-year-old girl used computer monitoring software to capture an exchange between the teacher and one girl that included the message (allegedly from Anderson) that read: "Hah . . . im so going to hell . . . I can't believe I hooked up with two 9th graders!!"

Here's more from the Philadelphia Enquirer:


Jeffrey Anderson, 23, of Northeast Philadelphia, was arrested Monday night and charged with crimes including involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, aggravated indecent assault, and criminal use of communications devices.

Anderson had been the building substitute at Tohickon Middle School in Plumstead Township. Detectives pulled him out of his classroom Monday for questioning, and he provided a 14-page confession, court records say.

Anderson was fired immediately by the Central Bucks School District, where the La Salle University graduate had worked since 2005.

According to court records, Anderson admitted he kissed, fondled and digitally penetrated the girls, ages 15 and 14, inside the 15-year-old's house on a recent Saturday afternoon. He also engaged in oral sex with the younger girl during the April 28 meeting, the records say.

If convicted of the most serious crimes, Anderson faces a mandatory minimum five years in state prison. He is being held in Bucks County prison in lieu of $500,000 bail.

The girls' parents had been alerted by computer monitoring software that their daughters had been communicating with the teacher via instant messaging and Facebook.com personal Web sites, District Attorney Diane Gibbons said. They confronted the girls, who admitted engaging in sexual acts with Anderson, a probable-cause affidavit said.

Both girls had been in Anderson's class, and had been messaging him outside of school for about a month. In some exchanges, Anderson told the girls he wanted to have sex with them, the affidavit says, and recently met with them in a Tohickon classroom and kissed them.

In an April 22 Facebook posting, Anderson pleaded with the girls to keep things quiet, the affidavit says.

"PLEASE . . . nothing that is said or done between the three of us can EVER be repeated to anyone else!!!" the message said. "Not your best friend, your diary, or any of those girls at school!! I could get fired, never become a teacher again. or go to jail. . ."Five days later, after an explicit proposition to the girls on Facebook, Anderson allegedly added: "Hah . . . im so going to hell . . . I can't believe I hooked up with two 9th graders!!"





#3 (Tie). The "Goggles Do Nothing!" Award - Love Notes and Email Help Arrest Female Teacher for
Sex With Boy

Kelli Jo Camp wasn't even certified to be a teacher, but she was already acting like one in many respects. Unfortunately, it was the kind of things most teachers are supposed to AVOID doing, like having sex with the students. Here's more from The Daily Nexus:

A temporary Santa Ynez Valley high school teacher was booked at the Santa Barbara County Jail last Tuesday after detectives arrested her for allegedly having unlawful sexual relations with an underage male student.

The arrest of 29-year-old Kelli Jo Camp came after a month-long investigation by the Santa Barbara Sheriff’s detectives into her alleged misconduct with members of the male student population at New Cuyama High School. After obtaining alleged e-mail correspondences between the teacher and her 17-year-old student, detectives arrested her for allegedly having unlawful sex with a minor.

The Santa Barbara Sheriff’s Department was first contacted by school administrators who were concerned that Camp was allegedly having inappropriate relationships with her male students. This concern grew as a result of numerous occasions over the course of several months during which Camp had allegedly received greeting cards from the alleged victim, communicating his love for her. In addition to the cards, investigators found photos of the victim in Camp’s desk drawer.

Detectives also discovered allegedly incriminating e-mails between Camp and the alleged victim referencing a consensual sexual relationship between them.




#3 (Tie). This Year's "Technology Award" Winner - Picture of Semi-Nude Teacher, Draped in Rebel Flag, Found on Boy's Cell Phone

Nothing like leaving evidence at the scene of the crime. Great police work there, Lou!.

Apparently, school officials in Nacogdoches, Texas had suspected Janet Susan Gallager Parker, 26 (at right, her mug shot picture) of previously having an inappropriate relationship with a student while she was employed at Center ISD teaching technology applications and graphic arts, but didn't have enough proof. Well, now, allegedly, the do. Did we mention that Parker's ex-husband claimed he had seen the allegedly victim around his wife's home doing yard
work? What is this "Desperate Housewives, Texas Style?" Here's more from the News Journal:

Former Center eighth-grade teacher Janet Susan Gallager Parker, 26, surrendered to Shelby County authorities Wednesday, after school officials discovered photographs of the woman, partially-nude and draped in a rebel flag, on a student's cell phone. Those photos eventually led to 23 warrants for her arrest on charges ranging from sexual performance and sexual assault of a child and possession of child pornography.

Parker resigned after an investigation was initiated in December 2006 after the school received information that Parker had been seen at a shopping mall, holding hands, according to an affidavit filed with a Shelby County Justice of the Peace. Parker denied the allegations when questioned by school and law enforcement officials, but resigned from her teaching post at the middle school, according to the affidavit.

Although an inappropriate relationship was suspected, there was not enough evidence to support criminal charges, according to the affidavit.

Months later, a cell phone which had belonged to the student suspected of having a relationship with Parker, was taken up in school. Because of that suspected relationship, one of the school staff scrolled through photos saved on the cell phone, according to a statement by an investigator with the Shelby County District Attorney's office, made in the affidavit.

Among the photos was one of a partially-nude woman lying on a bed, nude from the waist up, covered by a rebel flag. The woman was identified as Parker by her former husband, according to an affidavit.

During a search of the student's cell phone, Parker's home and cell phone numbers were listed as "Baby" and "Baby's Cell," the affidavit said. The investigator said in the affidavit that Parker's ex-husband said he had seen the student at Parker's home several times, some times doing yard work.

A search of her residence and home computers turned up a rebel flag at the foot of a bed, according to an affidavit. Rebel flag blankets were also found on the bed that matched those found on the cell phone, according to the document. Numerous photos were reportedly found of Parker and her student on her computer, as well as e-mails, chats and 15 photographs believed to be child pornography, the affidavit said.




#2. First Runner Up - Hot Blonde HOME SCHOOLING Teacher Arrested for Sex With Boy, 14

Gone are the days when you had to actually GO to school to meet older female teachers to have sex with them. Now, they come to your house. How's that for service with a smile? At right, the "Would You Hit It?" mug shot of Merideth Johnson Vincent. Here's more from KNBC:


A Van Nuys teacher was arrested on suspicion of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy, police said Friday. According to police, Merideth Johnson Vincent, 40, was arrested on Thursday at about 3 p.m. Vincent is a teacher of a private home schooling group, KNBC's Laurel rickson reported. Police said Vincent was allegedly molesting the boy during the past several months. He was part of her home schooling group, according to police.




#1. Our "Teacher of the Year!" - Husband Gives Cops Video of Teacher Wife Having Sex With Underage Boy

Monica Ann Cluck was a kindergarten and Sunday school teacher in Paragould, Arkansas and even lead the Singing Hands sign-language choir at her church. But apparently the teen aged boys in the choir did more than sign with their hands. Last week Cluck's husband reportedly found a videotape of her having sex with a teen aged boy from the choir and did what any man would do: he gave it to police and had his wife arrested on first-degree sexual assault charges.

During their investigation, police claim that the 17-year-old victim acknowledged the relationship and since this story first broke, a second boy has come forward claiming that he also had a relationship with Cluck that started late last year when he was 15 and ended in May of this year. Both boys were in a church group she taught at (I'm not making this up!) Marmaduke First
Baptist Church.

The real question is, is Juliette Lewis too old to play her in the movie version of the story?

(My Fox Memphis) (KAIT)

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Old Guy Destroys Car Wash With His Vehicle After Losing Glasses

I don't really have any details on this story--other than the title and description at LiveLeak--but you will have to see it to believe it.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Female Teacher, 33, Arrested for Sex With Boy, 15 After Exchanging 3000 Text Messages With Him - Crystal Wells


3000 text messages? That's a lot of typing with your thumbs for what resulted in sex only six times--allegedly--between teacher Crystal Wells and an underage male student.
According to officials at Deming High School in Robertson County, KY they first suspended Wells after they found out that between January and April of 2007, she had exchanged more than three thousand text messages with the boy DURING SCHOOL HOURS . . . and that made them suspect that something inappropriate was going on. Ya think? The school was reportedly tipped off by the boy's family who found some of the messages and contacted them about the relationship.
According to police, the suspension didn't stop her from allegedly "hooking up" with the boy at least six times, including four incidents in August and two after she was suspended from her job!! Fortunately for the school district, the alleged encounters did not take place on school grounds or property, but rather, "... liaisons were conducted in Wells' vehicle or in privately owned locations." Classy!
Wells, pictured right, now faces six counts of third-degree rape. (Maysville Online)

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Teacher/Former Beauty Queen Arrested for Sex With Boy, 15 - Christel C. Gravlin


Did you say "former beauty queen?" Yes, according to WWTI-TV, Christel C. Gravlin, 33, a teacher at Lisbon High School in upstate New York, is a married mother of two is a former beauty queen, having been chosen Miss St. Lawrence County Teen-Ager in 1990 at the age of 15 and was voted St. Lawrence County Dairy Princess the following year.
Unfortunately, her new fame is not for her looks, but for allegations that she admitted to a group of people sitting around her at a high school football game on November 30 that she was having an affair with an underage male student. Was it boasting, idle chit-chat, or did it just slip out? We may never know, but Gravlin was chargeed with Rape 3rd Degree, Criminal Sex Act 3rd Degree and Endangering the Welfare of a Child after cops investigated reports that sex acts--including intercourse--took place the afternoon of November 25th at the tenth grade teacher’s home.
That's Gravlin's mug shot at right, not a picture from her beauty contest days, in case you were confused.

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Bottomless Man Found in SUV With Laptop, Porn, Condoms and Underage Girl - Paul Adrian Leonice

Paul Adrian Leonice, 29, is not a teacher, but he seems to be acting like one. According to police, they spotted a suspicious looking sport utility vehicle in Dixie Highway’s Langford Park about 9:30 p.m. the other night. Cops say they saw a pantless Leonice exit the vehicle, covering his groin area with only a laptop. When approached by police, he claimed to be only "looking at porn on the computer" but then observant officers noticed a half-naked 16-year-old girl and a box of condoms under a blanket in the rear of the SUV. At that point, the girl admitted that she had been meeting Leonice secretly for about a year. Busted!
Leonice was charged with unlawful sexual activity with a minor and booked on $30,000 bond. (TC Palm)

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Friday, December 07, 2007

Teacher Arrested for Allegedly Exposing Himself on Highway - Andrew Jervis

A couple from Iowa, driving their big rig through Rhode Island, got more than they bargained for when the passed a car driven by a male teacher. Not a whole lot to this story, but it does make you wonder how often this happens each day on the highway. Here's more from Turn to 10:
A Westerly teacher was arrested Wednesday after police say he exposed himself to another driver on the highway. Andrew Jervis, 40, of West Greenwich is charged with disorderly conduct. Jervis is a social studies teacher at westerly middle school. Police say they received a call from a couple driving a tractor trailer along Interstate 95 in South County.

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New House Page Sex Scandal: Oral Sex in the Page Dorm, Shoplifting at the Mall

Wow! A new sex scandal in Washington and it doesn't involve--that we know of--either former president Bill Clinton or Senator Larry Craig. This time it's unsupervised young people having sex with each other . . . but probably not in a way that best represents the United States Congress. Here's more from the Washington Post:
So much for reform of the House page program in the wake of the Mark Foley scandal. House teenage pages are so wild and unsupervised that two GOP members of Congress have resigned from the House Page Board, protesting that they were not informed of two pages caught shoplifting and two others busted for engaging in public oral sex.
One of the members who resigned, Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite of Florida, tells the Sleuth that she felt "very, very uncomfortable" both as a mother and a grandmother continuing to serve on a board she feels is inadequately supervised.
"I thought the Mark Foley incident was a wake-up call," Brown-Waite said, referring to the disgraced former GOP congressman from Florida who was caught sending sexually tawdry instant messages to male House pages. "Apparently it wasn't." The congresswoman added, "If I had a 16-year-old granddaughter, I wouldn't let her come up here. I would not let my 16-year-old grandson come up here." (The congresswoman does have a 16-year-old grandson.)
One of the incidents that bothered Brown-Waite involved what she called "inappropriate sexual indiscretions" between two teenaged pages. She would not elaborate, though she said other pages served as "enablers." A source familiar with the incident - which resulted in the expulsions of two pages - said one female page performed oral sex on a male page in the page dorm room as the other teenagers watched. "The enablers provided cover for them, the other pages were watching," the source said. According to Brown-Waite, the alleged public sexual indiscretions were "not an isolated incident." Two other pages were expelled for shoplifting. Brown-Waite and another source said one of the shoplifters was charged with a felony.

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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Jessica Sierra Sex Tape Shocker: Arrested American Idol Star's Naked Home Video to be Released


Things just go from bad to worse for former American Idol finalist Jessica Seirra. According to the celebrity gossip website TMZ.com, an unnamed Internet porn company has attained the rights to a sex video and will distribute it. As you likely recall, Sierra currently faces eleven years in prison for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence which violated her probation only DAYS after she got a slap on the wrist. And it sounds like there's more than wrist-slapping going on in the sex tape. TMZ has a naked still from the video (which looks like it was shot in a motel room) showing Sierra in a bathtub . . . smoking cigarette. Likely we will be hearing more about it in the days to come.

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Teacher's Aide, 38, Arrested for Sex With Boy, 14 - Kellie Ann Lundon-Cormican


Apparently, this kid couldn't find a full fledged teacher to have sex with, so he had to settle for a "para-professional," someone trained to perform certain educational functions helping teachers, but who is not a certified teacher. And actually, not even a full time teacher's aide, but a sub! That allegedly describes Kellie Ann Lundon-Cormican, 38, who used to work for the Crookston Public School District in Minnesota, was charged with criminal sexual conduct involving a 14-year-old male student. At right, the only picture we could find of Kellie Ann Lundon-Cormican. Here's more from the Grand Forks Herald:
During a taped interview with police, Lundon-Cormican told Bienek:
Her relationship with the boy began in August and she had sexual intercourse with him "a couple times," in her Crookston home. "By 'sex,' she meant full intercourse; she also performed oral sex on (the boy); when school started, she backed off."
Then the boy "showed up last week and it started again . . . she and (the boy) had sex both at her residence and in her vehicle . . . all of the sexual acts took place in Crookston."
Generally, the age of consent for sexual contact in Minnesota is 16. Any sexual contact by someone Lundon-Cormican's age and a 14-year-old is criminal sexual conduct; a mistake about the victim's age, or "consent" by the victim is not a defense, according to state law.
Even if the victim is 16, and the alleged perpetrator is 38, any sexual contact may be a crime under several circumstances, including if the 38-year-old is in a position of authority over the victim, or coerced him, or committed multiple sexual acts, according to the statutes.
The specific, third-degree charges against Lundon-Cormican allege she sexually penetrated a victim who was at least 13 but less than 16, and that she was more than two years older than the alleged victim. The four counts involve incidents alleged to have happened in August, September, Nov. 28 and Nov. 30.

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Woman Files False Rape Report Because of "Marital Problems" - Adriana Velasquez


We have to admit, it was the mug shot that got us on this one. She just has that, "I can't believe I got caught, what am I going to do now?" look, doesn't she?
According to police, Adriana Velasquez, 28, claimed she was attacked by two men when she opened up the family business in Little Havana, in Miami. One of them cut off her clothes and then attempted to sexually assault her, but whas stopped when she somehow managed to press an alarm. Velasquez was even able to give police a detailed description of one of the attackers, but when no tips on the robbery/assault came in after major press coverage, they went back to Velasquez who admitted she made up the whole thing because she was having "marital problems". Nice police work there, Lou. (Miami Herald)

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Canadian Teen Talks About Sex With Married Female Teacher, 39 - Jennifer Dorland


Things are getting so bad, even kids in the normally chaste Canada are allegedly not safe from hot teachers looking for sex. In this latest incident, a boy who was 13 at the time told a court that former teacher Jennifer Dorland, then 39, rubbed his genitals while he touched her breasts and buttocks on a couch in the basement of her Cornwall-area home. Here's more from Canada.com:
"We just kept kissing and touching and rubbing against one another," said the now 17-year-old, whose identity is protected by a publication ban.
The teen testified he briefly touched Dorland's vagina during a two-hour rendezvous. They did not have intercourse, he said.
"I knew I wasn't supposed to do it, but at the same time I enjoyed it. I wanted it," he said. "I was attracted to Mrs. Dorland. I hadn't felt like that with anybody before."
Following the initial incident, the teen testified Dorland rubbed his genitals at least three other times during tutoring sessions and in her car.
The soft-spoken teen, who was in Grade 9 at the time, told the court the sexual encounters ended after his father discovered two e-mails Dorland sent him and showed them to his mother, who then confronted the teacher.
However, Dorland wasn't charged with sexual assault, sexual interference and invitation to sexual touching until January 2006, when the teen provided his father with details about the alleged encounters.
The teacher has pleaded not guilty. She has been suspended from teaching since the charges were laid.

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Former Hot Blonde Teacher Debra Lafave Arrested for Violating Probation: Talked About Her Personal Life With Teen Waitress


One of the hot blonde teachers credited with starting the most recent wave of scandals involving sex with underage boys has been arrested for violating her probation. Debra Lafave allegedly discussed her personal life (including boyfriends and sexual issues) with a 17-year-old co-worker at a restaurant in Tampa called Danny Boy's where they both worked as waitresses. According to the Florida Department of Corrections one of the terms of her probation said Lafave was not allowed to have "unsupervised contact with any minors without permission."
What might this little slip-up cost her? Technically, the former middle school teacher, who plead guilty to having sex with the 14-year-old boy in a classroom and her home in June 2004, could be sent back to prison for up to 15 years. (WLTX)At right, Lafave's "deer in the headlights" mug shot.
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Security Video Shows Two Naked Men Trying to Buy Candy: Next Trick? Avoid PMITA Prison

WTF? Did these idiots not know that EVERY convenience store in America has security cameras now and they record EVERYTHING that happens? Maybe they were too drunk to think about that, but it does appear that Phoenix, Arizona cops have pretty clear pictures of their mugs, and their junk.
Here's more from LiveLeak.com:
Two men came into a convenience store around 3am Saturday night and casually shopped for candy and doughnuts - despite being completely naked.
The men were captured by security cameras during the incident. They appeared to be accompanied by a female shown in the video leaving with the 2 men.
Store clerk Theresa Dockstadercerter said the men were very polite and did not steal anything. They appeared to be in their 20's.
Theresa said they purchased a piece of candy, 2 drinks, and a doughnut. She did tell the one man who bought a doughnut that he had to buy whichever one he touched.
Chevron has not filed a complaint with police as of Tuesday afternoon.

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