Casey Aldridge NOT the Father of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby?

The story of Britney's slutty little sister gets murkier: now comes word that it wasn't a fresh faced 19-year-old that knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears but a MUCH OLDER man who worked on her Nickelodeon show 'Zoey 101.' Why the scam? It could be that because Jamie Lynn is so young that this old dude could lose his job and possibly go to jail if his name came out as the real father. Like all great Hollywood stories this one involved both sex AND money. Here's more from HolyMoly.com:

As conspiracy theories go, this is right up there with the assassination of JFK, but this time the poor patsy taking the fall for a series of well-aimed shots isn't Lee Harvey Oswald, it's Casey Aldridge, the 19-year-old who has admitted to impregnating Britney's almost-jailbait little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears.
Now Star magazine has alleged that the real father is a much older TV executive who worked with Spears on her show 'Zoey 101'. So much older in fact that he would face a massive fine and possibly prison time, hence 'Yuck yuck, look at me ah'm fay-mus!' Aldridge shuffling forward with his hands in his dungarees and taking the rap for forgetting the cap. Luckily, the magazine has managed to get hold of a shadowy insider who knows the full story and has spilled the beans.
"Casey is being paid off to be the family's fall guy while the real father remains unidentified," whispered the source, salivating and making jerking movements inside his raincoat, "The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her."

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O.C.'s Mischa Barton Arrested for Drunk Driving, Suspended License, Controlled Substance

Another day, another young female celeb getting arrested for drunking driving . . . and not even a bad mug shot to show for it! What is the world coming to? Here's more on the arrest by Hollywood cops of "actress" Mischa Barton from the LA Times:

Actress Mischa Barton was arrested early Thursday morning on suspicion of drunk driving after she was seen driving erratically in West Hollywood, Los Angeles County sheriff's officials said.
The 21-year-old former star of the television show "The OC" was pulled over in the 900 block of North La Cienega Boulevard at 2:46 a.m. after Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies spotted the Ford Explorer she was driving straddling two traffic lanes, said Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. John Hocking. Deputies said she also failed to signal while making a turn.
Barton was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor drunk driving after failing a field sobriety test. Deputies also said they found marijuana and an undisclosed controlled substance in the sport utility vehicle. She also did not have a license to drive, Hocking said.
Barton was booked into the sheriff's West Hollywood station at 3:10 a.m. and released eight hours later on $10,000 bail.

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Drunk Dad Arrested for Letting 9-Year-Old Drive

Hey! This one practically happened in my backyard and somehow I missed it. Apparently, on Christmas Eve, a Eaton County, Michigan police officer noticed a Dodge Ram pick-up truck driving erratically around 9:30 and pulled the vehicle over. That's when the cop noticed that Jonathan David Olson, 32 was actually sitting between the driver and passenger seats and his 9-year-old son was in the driver's seat. According to the lad, he worked the gas and brakes while dad steered and they had driven nearly seven miles from one relatives house to another on some backwoods dirt roads. The boy told the officer that Olson had him drive because he had been drinking. In addition to drunk driving charges Olson could also face second degree child abuse charges for his actions. (Lansing State Journal)

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