Hockey Mom Allegedly Throws Booze & Bong Pool Parties for Team, Had Sex With Boys - Beth Modica, 44

There are good hockey moms and GREAT hockey moms and there's Beth Modica, 44, of Rockland County, New York. She allegedly went above and beyond the call of duty last summer, hosting several pool parties for her son's youth hockey team. Parties, that according to cops, may have included alcohol and pot and might have ended with some of the boys--as young as 16--having sex with Modica. (At right, the only picture we have been able to find of Beth Modica.) Did we mention that her husband is the Spring Valley police chief and that she's the local town attorney? Oops!
Here's more from the New York Post:

Beth Modica, 44, who allegedly threw wild pool parties in her Sloatsburg backyard, offering high-school students beer and marijuana, looked away and refused to answer questions outside a relative's home yesterday.
Sources said the married mother of four may have also engaged in sexual activity with teens as young as 16.
Modica will be arraigned Tuesday after an indictment is unsealed, according to a spokeswoman for the Rockland district attorney.
The spokeswoman wouldn't elaborate, but sources said Modica is being sent to the penalty box for alleged inappropriate behavior committed with teammates on her 16-year-old son's Suffern HS hockey squad.
Furious parents of teens on the team reacted angrily to those accusations yesterday, with one saying, “That is totally wrong. The hockey team is full of good kids."

Yeah, "good kids" who allegedly got drunk, stoned and had sex with the mother of one of their teammates.

Former Teacher Shows Up at Woman's Home to Have Sex With Her AND Her Daughters - Lowell Hanna

Once again, an adult male (who should know better) thinks he's communicating with someone online who wants to have sex with him, and it turns out to be a cop working a sting operation. This time, retired school teacher Lowell Hanna, 66, really got himself into it: according to cops, he went to a home he thought belonged to a woman and her young daughters, aged 7 and 9. When police arrested him at the door on charges including criminal solicitation to rape, Hanna had with him gifts including video games, a Christmas card, about a dozen bottles of wine, Viagra and condoms. (WHP-TV)

Evidence in WV Coach Rich Rodriguez Shredder-Gate Incident? New Picture!

EXCLUSIVE: Possible Damning Evidence in the U of West Virginia Shredder-Gate Case Involving Former Football Coach Rich Rodriguez

The University of West Virginia is investigating missing files related to members of its football team. According to sources at the school, sometime between December 16 (when former coach Rich Rodriguez announced he was leaving for the University of Michigan) and January 3, when the Mountaineers returned from their bowl game. We're talking about 7 years worth of player's personal information such as contact information, scholarship money awarded, class attendance records and personal conduct records, much of which was stored--for some stupid reason--in Rodriguez private office. Some say the coach and an assistant were seen shredding documents in his office! DOES OUR SISTER SITE, BADJOCKS.COM HAVE THE PICTURE THAT MIGHT BLOW THIS THING WIDE OPEN? Click here to find out.

Did Hot Blonde Former Teacher Debra Lafave Get a Text Message During Court Appearance? - Video

Our favorite female teacher, Debra Lafave, was back in court this past week as a judge said she did violate her probation by talking to an underage co-worker. He did, however, refuse to send her back to jail. As you recall, Lafave was originally in trouble with the law for having sex with a 13-year-old boy in the back of an SUV.
Unfortunately for Lafave, her cell phone went off in court . . . and it was all caught on tape. Enjoy!

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First Dumbass of the Day Nominee: My Dumbass Husband!

This isn't exactly what we were hoping for (we'd hoped to get a specific story that clearly shows WHY a friend, co-worker, neighbor or loved one is a dumbass) but in an effort to get this thing rolling, I'll let K.V. rant here about her husband:

My husband is such a dumb ass! I just cannot stand his guts! He is such a hypocritical illiterate idiot! He doesn't value lecture or education! He's just a dumb ass flapping in the wind and I can't believe I chose to marry his dumb ass. Which doesn't say that much about me, which pisses me off even more. What was I thinking! I tried to have a conversation with his stupid ass and he's constantly
cutting me off and getting upset because I'll say wait let me finish. Who wouldn't say that shit if their interrupted? Only a passive idiot would allow someone to talk over them without stepping in and saying something. It's only human nature to say something. He's a dick and I'm so tired of dealing with him and trying to have a civilized conversation with him. I just share my everyday thoughts and he's so defensive like I'm talking bad about him. He's a fucking idiot and I'm done talking to him on an intellectual level. From know on it's just hi and by!

We quite agree K.V.: what kind of dumbass puts up with that? So, the Winner of our First Dumbass of the Day Award is E.V. . . . not her husband, although he probably deserves some kind of compensation for putting up with her all these years!

Do you know a dumbass? Drop us an email at DumbassDaily@Yahoo.com and in one brief paragraph, give us an example of why this person (family member, co-worker, boss, neighbor) deserves the award. NO LAST NAMES, PLEASE!

Small Town Mayor/Pastor Arrested in Teen Sex Sting - Allen Kauffman

When will these old guys learn? The hot 13-year-old trading sexy instant messages with you is really a fat, 40-year-old cop? Apparently Allen Kauffman, 63, will have to "have a seat over there" as they say on Dateline. Here's more from KCTV-5:

A small-town mayor was in jail in Newton County on Monday on four counts of soliciting sex over the Internet from a police detective posing as a 13-year-old girl.
Police said Allen Kauffman, 63, was arrested Friday and remained in jail Monday on $50,000 bond on four counts of felony enticement of a child.
It was the latest in a string of online child sex stings by Jim Murray, 69, a former Diamond police chief and now a detective who has been active in Internet investigations since around 2002.
Kauffman is the mayor of Collins, a town of about 200 people in St. Clair County about 50 miles northwest of Springfield. Diamond police said Kauffman is married and serves as a pastor of the Temple Lot Church in Collins.
Prosecutors alleged in court filings that Kauffman believed he was communicating with a 13-year-old girl from the Joplin area in a Yahoo chat room in November and December.
In the online messages, Kauffman allegedly asked the girl for sex and for nude pictures and encouraged her to have sex with a girlfriend in front of a webcam so that Kauffman could watch.
"He very much believed he was talking to a 13-year-old girl," Diamond Police Chief Keith Brumfield said.

Teacher, 52, Accused of Giving Teens Booze, NOT Having Sex With Them - Robin Ater

Say what? An older "cougar" teacher involved with underage boys and there's not sex going on? What the hell is wrong with this picture? (Well, besides the fugly mug shot.) It all started when some Texas state troopers pulled over a young make driver for DUI. Allegedly, both he and his passenger were pretty wasted and quickly narced on the teacher, Robin Ater. Here's more from KHOU:

Deputies went to Ater's home where she lives with her 16-year-old son.
"She told the deputy she did purchase beer earlier in the evening," said Darrell Collins with the Brazoria County Sheriff's Department. "It's my understanding right now, she had gone to bed, didn't know any other kids were at her house. I don't know if that's truthful or not."
Ater was arrested and charged with furnishing alcohol to a minor.
She is an art teacher at Danbury High School and also teaches at the middle school.
"Obviously, I'm shocked," said Danbury Superintendent Eric Grimmett.

Coach Cox Catches Wrestlers Getting Hummers From Middle School Girl on Hilton Head Island - Battle Creek High School, Chad Cox

The fishing doesn't get any easier than this one guys: we've got high school jocks, in a bathroom after a match, getting oral sex from an underage middle school girl (likely about 13) that they met--where else?--on MySpace.

She allegedly showed up at a wrestling match between Battle Creek High School (South Carolina) and--I'm not making this up!--Hilton Head High, and went to the bathroom with a couple of the grapplers for a little post-game "awards ceremony." That's when--I'm not making this up either!--the wrestling coach, Chad Cox, walks in and catches them in the act! At that point, he tries to get the girl's name and she refuses, until Coach Cox threatens to call the cops.

But the fun doesn't stop there: On the bus ride home, the coach hears yet another wrestler brag about getting a hummer from the same girl (making three in all from the team) and when they get back to the school, Cox calls the kid's mom and explains what happened. (How would you like to be on the sending or receiving end of THAT call?)

As it turns out, the girl and her guardian don't want to press charges--so the cops aren't getting involved--and so far the school hasn't taken action against any of the boys. How is that possible when the coach caught them, uh, red handed? (Beaufort Gazette

Another Female Teacher, 26, Arrested for Sex With Underage Male - Heather Michelle Chesser, Phoenix School

Another day, another horney middle-aged female teacher allegedly getting it on with an underage student. Not a lot of specifics on this one, but from the mug shot (right) you can probably guess why Heather Michelle Chesser was "only" a substitute teacher at the Phoenix School in East Tennessee. (Wasn't that where hot blonde former gym teacher Pamela Rogers Turner was from?)
Anyway, after school officials found out about a reported incident between Chesser and a teenage male student, they contacted the Cumberland County sheriff’s Special Investigation Unit. The now former substitute teacher was charged with two counts of Statutory Rape by an Authority Figure and two counts of Sexual Battery by an Authority Teacher, posted a $10K bond and will be back in court on the 29th.
(WLVT)

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Married Female Teacher Fired After Cell Phone Pics Expose Affair with Boy, 16 - Jo Gorman

Jo Gorman, 28 used to teach at the Paignton Community College in the UK. That is, until naughty pictures of her and an underage student appeared on both of their cell phones and she was fired. But so far, no one has been arrested, possibly meaning it's a little more acceptable to have sex with underage boys in Great Britain than the US. Here's more from This Is London:

A woman teacher was sacked for having a sexual relationship with a teenage pupil, after pictures of the pair were discovered on mobile phones.
Jo Gorman, 28, a married English teacher, was cautioned by police over the "sexual touching" of the 16-year-old boy.
Officers were called to the school when her colleagues learned that the photos of the couple were being passed around on phones by other students.
Their relationship is understood to have lasted five months spanning the summer and autumn of last year.
Mrs Gorman - a former star pupil at the school - was cautioned and suspended from Paignton Community College.
She has now been dismissed after deciding not to appeal against the result of a disciplinary hearing.
She has also been banned from working in any other schools after accepting a police caution for intentionally touching the boy at a time when she was in a position of trust.
One male pupil, 16, said: "Everyone knows about it but we're not quite sure exactly what has been going on.
"He seems quite proud of it. He had mobile phone pictures of her and she had some of him and that's how people found out apparently."
A female sixth-former said the pair had been spotted getting into a car together.
She added: "It makes me feel a bit sick to think that one of the teachers had done anything with a pupil.
"They were seen getting into a car together and then we heard about these phone pictures and she hasn't been seen at school since. He's still coming to school but keeps his head down."

Booze Thief Found Passed Out in Alley Behind Liquor Store He Robbed of Alcohol

You know how police say in a lot of situations "alcohol may have been involved" to explain some dumbasses actions?
In this case, it is literally true. Police in Virginia Beach received a call from the owner of Moe’s Southwestern Grill claiming that someone had tried to break into his restaurant but instead left a trail of blood . . . that lead right to the nearby ABC liquor store. There, the allegedly burglar, Eric Dewandel, broke out the front window and tracked blood throughout the store while grabbing hundreds of dollars worth of alcohol and drinking some of his haul along the way. Cops followed the trail of blood to just behind the liquor store to find Dewandel crouching over his recent haul. Yeah, he was arrested. (WVEC)

Headline of the Week: Man Has Sex In Car, Drives Into Snowbank

One sorta naturally follows the other, doesn't it? Police in La Porte, Indiana were not sure what they would find when the received a report of a car parked in someone's front yard with its lights off. What they found was a drunk dude with the pants around his ankles and apparently no reason to lie to the officers. Here's more from The News Dispatch:

A man who drove into a snowbank was arrested early Saturday after he and a female friend were caught having sex in a car in rural La Porte. James R. Stacey, 25, La Porte, was arrested on three counts of operating a vehicle while intoxicated and one count of being a habitual traffic violator. Police found him standing outside his car with his pants falling down.
According to county authorities, a property owner who lives near County Roads 450 North and 100 East called police about a suspicious vehicle in front of his house.
The caller, who said the vehicle's lights were off, approached the car, at which time the driver allegedly drove off. On the way to the scene, deputies were told the car was stuck in a front yard in the 4700 block of North County Road 100 West.
When police asked Stacey what he'd been doing, he reportedly replied, "You know what we were doing." Stacey registered a .10-percent blood alcohol level, just above the state's legal limit of .08 percent.

Female Teacher, 42 Caught in Dark Classroom Giving Oral Sex to Boy, 16 - Shannon Kay Hrozek, Westfield High School

UPDATE: We have Shannon Kay Hrozek's Mug Shot! Want, do not want, sorta want? Leave your comments below.

EARLIER STORY: The door was locked, the lights were off in Room 143 and the janitor needed to get into Shannon Kay Hrozek's classroom at Westfield High School in Spring, Texas. So he found the principal--who has a master key--and when the turned on the lights they allegedly found Ms. Hrozek, 42, in the classroom . . . with a 16-year-old male student . . . performing oral sex on him. Not that the principal should have been THAT shocked: Hrozek (no we don't have a picture yet!) is now the third Spring Independent School District teacher in just the last four months that has been charged with having sex with a student.
Hrozek, who was a 10th grade English teacher at the school, was slapped with one charge of sexual assault of a child on Monday morning, posted a $50,000 bond Monday night, and was released from jail.
(KHOU - link includes video clip)
If anyone finds her mug shot or a school photo, please drop us an email at DumbassDaily@Yahoo.com!
(shannan hrozak)

Female Teacher Accused of Sending Naked Photos, Naughty Text Messages to Boy, 14 - Beth Ann Chester, Moon High School

A new year, but the same old story: a female teacher accused of sexing up some poor underage high school boy. This time near Pittsburgh at Moon High School. (At right, Beth Ann Chester's mug shot.) Here's more from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:

A former Moon Area High School gym teacher and volleyball coach was arrested and charged with sending nude photos of herself and suggestive text messages to a 14-year-old male student, Moon police said.
Beth Ann Chester, 26, of Scott was arrested Friday and charged with nine criminal counts, including three counts of child sexual abuse, two counts of unlawful contact with a minor and one count each of endangering the welfare of a child and criminal solicitation, according to Moon police and court records. Police said they plan to file an additional charge of statutory sexual assault against Chester.
The boy told police he thought he was in love with Chester and the only physical contact involved a hug just before holiday break, according to the police affidavit filed to support the criminal charges.
Police said they searched Chester's home and her cell phone records. The student also allowed police to see the texts sent to his cell phone, according to the affidavit. They found three photos Chester allegedly sent of herself -- two of them of her genitals -- to the student, as well as a nude photo the boy allegedly sent of himself to Chester. The ex-teacher is accused of commenting in sexual terms in text messages about the student's body, the affidavit said.
The student's parents originally found the alleged messages, the affidavit said. The student's parents called Chester and met her Dec. 26 at the Starbucks in Robinson Town Centre, the complaint said. A day later, she quit her job.
The boy told police that Chester first sent him a text message in late October, and that a relationship developed as Chester wrote him excuses to be out of class and with her, the affidavit said. She allegedly told the student that her husband had been abusive toward her.

(bethanne chester)

Gun Toting Beauty Queen Arrested for Kidnapping, Biting Ex-Boyfriend - Kumari Fulbright

Talk about hard core! Kumari Fulbright, 25, a former Miss Arizona, law student and an intern for a judge, allegedly thought that a former boyfriend of hers stole some jewelry from her. According to cops, she persuaded a current boyfriend and some other men to help her kidnap and torture the guy. At right is her picture from a new guns and gals calendar and her sobbing mug shot. Here's more from ABC News:

Fulbright, a 25-year-old former Miss Arizona contestant, had reportedly served as a law clerk for U.S. District Judge Raner Collins while she attended the University of Arizona's law school.

She is listed as a member of the editorial board of the campus law journal, according to the Arizona Daily Star.

Fulbright has been indicted on five felony charges, including armed robbery, aggravated robbery, kidnapping and two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Fulbright was released from jail after posting a $50,000 bond.

Pacheco laid out a timetable of events that began Dec. 8 when Fulbright asked a former boyfriend to come to her Tucson apartment. Fulbright said she was going to take a shower, Pacheco said, when the Ergonis brothers entered the residence armed with handguns. Robert Ergonis was identified by police as another former boyfriend of Fulbright's.

"With guns, they tell him get down on the floor," Pacheco said. "They begin to accuse this victim of stealing some jewelry, according to Fulbright. She comes out of the shower and she begins to participate in this whole incident."

The Ergonises then placed the victim in a sport utility vehicle and transported him to another home in Tucson, where a third man, 40-year-old Larry Bruce Hammond, allegedly became involved.

"There were some tools. The victim sees these tools and he thinks they're going to use them on him," Pacheco said. "He honestly thinks he is going to get killed."

The victim told investigators the three men involved then left the apartment, Pacheco said, instructing Fulbright to "watch" the victim with a handgun. By this point, the victim had freed one of his hands and when she approached, he managed to grab the gun from her hand. The weapon reportedly discharged.

"They began to fight over the gun and the victim managed to get out of this apartment," Pacheco said, adding that a neighbor called police after hearing screams as the man ran from the house.

Casey Aldridge NOT the Father of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby?

The story of Britney's slutty little sister gets murkier: now comes word that it wasn't a fresh faced 19-year-old that knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears but a MUCH OLDER man who worked on her Nickelodeon show 'Zoey 101.' Why the scam? It could be that because Jamie Lynn is so young that this old dude could lose his job and possibly go to jail if his name came out as the real father. Like all great Hollywood stories this one involved both sex AND money. Here's more from HolyMoly.com:

As conspiracy theories go, this is right up there with the assassination of JFK, but this time the poor patsy taking the fall for a series of well-aimed shots isn't Lee Harvey Oswald, it's Casey Aldridge, the 19-year-old who has admitted to impregnating Britney's almost-jailbait little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears.
Now Star magazine has alleged that the real father is a much older TV executive who worked with Spears on her show 'Zoey 101'. So much older in fact that he would face a massive fine and possibly prison time, hence 'Yuck yuck, look at me ah'm fay-mus!' Aldridge shuffling forward with his hands in his dungarees and taking the rap for forgetting the cap. Luckily, the magazine has managed to get hold of a shadowy insider who knows the full story and has spilled the beans.
"Casey is being paid off to be the family's fall guy while the real father remains unidentified," whispered the source, salivating and making jerking movements inside his raincoat, "The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her."

O.C.'s Mischa Barton Arrested for Drunk Driving, Suspended License, Controlled Substance

Another day, another young female celeb getting arrested for drunking driving . . . and not even a bad mug shot to show for it! What is the world coming to? Here's more on the arrest by Hollywood cops of "actress" Mischa Barton from the LA Times:

Actress Mischa Barton was arrested early Thursday morning on suspicion of drunk driving after she was seen driving erratically in West Hollywood, Los Angeles County sheriff's officials said.
The 21-year-old former star of the television show "The OC" was pulled over in the 900 block of North La Cienega Boulevard at 2:46 a.m. after Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies spotted the Ford Explorer she was driving straddling two traffic lanes, said Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. John Hocking. Deputies said she also failed to signal while making a turn.
Barton was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor drunk driving after failing a field sobriety test. Deputies also said they found marijuana and an undisclosed controlled substance in the sport utility vehicle. She also did not have a license to drive, Hocking said.
Barton was booked into the sheriff's West Hollywood station at 3:10 a.m. and released eight hours later on $10,000 bail.

Drunk Dad Arrested for Letting 9-Year-Old Drive

Hey! This one practically happened in my backyard and somehow I missed it. Apparently, on Christmas Eve, a Eaton County, Michigan police officer noticed a Dodge Ram pick-up truck driving erratically around 9:30 and pulled the vehicle over. That's when the cop noticed that Jonathan David Olson, 32 was actually sitting between the driver and passenger seats and his 9-year-old son was in the driver's seat. According to the lad, he worked the gas and brakes while dad steered and they had driven nearly seven miles from one relatives house to another on some backwoods dirt roads. The boy told the officer that Olson had him drive because he had been drinking. In addition to drunk driving charges Olson could also face second degree child abuse charges for his actions. (Lansing State Journal)