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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Booze Thief Found Passed Out in Alley Behind Liquor Store He Robbed of Alcohol

You know how police say in a lot of situations "alcohol may have been involved" to explain some dumbasses actions?
In this case, it is literally true. Police in Virginia Beach received a call from the owner of Moe’s Southwestern Grill claiming that someone had tried to break into his restaurant but instead left a trail of blood . . . that lead right to the nearby ABC liquor store. There, the allegedly burglar, Eric Dewandel, broke out the front window and tracked blood throughout the store while grabbing hundreds of dollars worth of alcohol and drinking some of his haul along the way. Cops followed the trail of blood to just behind the liquor store to find Dewandel crouching over his recent haul. Yeah, he was arrested. (WVEC)

4 comments:

  1. I wish there was a button for "sickening." That blurb wasn't cool, funny, or interesting. Just sad, really.

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  2. Anonymous10:34 PM

    Ambien strikes again...

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  3. Anonymous8:31 PM

    i know him! pretty dumb, cool dude

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  4. Anonymous9:54 AM

    I know him, turns out it was a case of being drugged at a bar and put up to something stupid, sucks this is on the internetz now though so it will follow him for life.

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