First Dumbass of the Day Nominee: My Dumbass Husband!

This isn't exactly what we were hoping for (we'd hoped to get a specific story that clearly shows WHY a friend, co-worker, neighbor or loved one is a dumbass) but in an effort to get this thing rolling, I'll let K.V. rant here about her husband:

My husband is such a dumb ass! I just cannot stand his guts! He is such a hypocritical illiterate idiot! He doesn't value lecture or education! He's just a dumb ass flapping in the wind and I can't believe I chose to marry his dumb ass. Which doesn't say that much about me, which pisses me off even more. What was I thinking! I tried to have a conversation with his stupid ass and he's constantly
cutting me off and getting upset because I'll say wait let me finish. Who wouldn't say that shit if their interrupted? Only a passive idiot would allow someone to talk over them without stepping in and saying something. It's only human nature to say something. He's a dick and I'm so tired of dealing with him and trying to have a civilized conversation with him. I just share my everyday thoughts and he's so defensive like I'm talking bad about him. He's a fucking idiot and I'm done talking to him on an intellectual level. From know on it's just hi and by!

We quite agree K.V.: what kind of dumbass puts up with that? So, the Winner of our First Dumbass of the Day Award is E.V. . . . not her husband, although he probably deserves some kind of compensation for putting up with her all these years!

Do you know a dumbass? Drop us an email at DumbassDaily@Yahoo.com and in one brief paragraph, give us an example of why this person (family member, co-worker, boss, neighbor) deserves the award. NO LAST NAMES, PLEASE!