Headline of the Week: Man Has Sex In Car, Drives Into Snowbank

One sorta naturally follows the other, doesn't it? Police in La Porte, Indiana were not sure what they would find when the received a report of a car parked in someone's front yard with its lights off. What they found was a drunk dude with the pants around his ankles and apparently no reason to lie to the officers. Here's more from The News Dispatch:

A man who drove into a snowbank was arrested early Saturday after he and a female friend were caught having sex in a car in rural La Porte. James R. Stacey, 25, La Porte, was arrested on three counts of operating a vehicle while intoxicated and one count of being a habitual traffic violator. Police found him standing outside his car with his pants falling down.
According to county authorities, a property owner who lives near County Roads 450 North and 100 East called police about a suspicious vehicle in front of his house.
The caller, who said the vehicle's lights were off, approached the car, at which time the driver allegedly drove off. On the way to the scene, deputies were told the car was stuck in a front yard in the 4700 block of North County Road 100 West.
When police asked Stacey what he'd been doing, he reportedly replied, "You know what we were doing." Stacey registered a .10-percent blood alcohol level, just above the state's legal limit of .08 percent.