Jennifer Stroth, 20, Arrested for Stabbing "Boyfriend", 79 - Faces Domestic Violence Charges

Now that's an appropriate mugshot! Looks like the cops just told her how old the dude she was "intimate friends" with was. Surprise!
The really sad part? Even with the stabbing, this guy is seeing more action than you are.
Here's more on the story from the Denver Post:

A 20-year-old woman and a 72-year-old man were "intimate friends" until their romance turned to violence, said Denver District Attorney's spokeswoman Lynn Kimbrough.
Jennifer Stroth was arrested on a domestic violence charge Feb. 17 in Loveland.
An investigation turned up evidence of two earlier knife attacks when the couple shared a home in the 4900 block of Raleigh Street in Denver, Kimbrough said. Stroth is accused of stabbing him Feb. 1 and Feb. 16.