Drunk Woman Urinates on "Specific Products" at CVS Pharmacy - Chicago

If you're trying to use a pregnancy test, lady, you're doing it wrong? But would it surprise you that this happened during the South Side Irish Parade in Chicago? Hopefully, the store didn't just try to wipe the items off and put them back on the shelf. Here's more from Chicago Sun-Times:

A woman in her late-teens or early 20s was arrested after urinating on “specific products” in a CVS Pharmacy near the South Side Irish parade Sunday afternoon, police said.
The woman, reportedly from Tinley Park, was arrested and charged with public urination, according to a Morgan Park District police officer. The woman’s name was not immediately available.
The woman went into the CVS at 1930 W. 103rd St. during the parade and began urinating on “specific products,” according to the officer, who did not know what products she selected.
“If you looked at her, you’d never think [she would do something like that],” the officer said. The store said it would not pursue charges if she cleaned up, but “she didn’t want to do that,” the officer said. “I bet when she sobers up she’ll be like, ‘What did I do?’” the officer said.