Yes, you read that headline correct. Who ever said that all those "shop classes" wouldn't pay off some day, eh? The good news? It didn't happen in the United States, although this might, uh, "inspire" some of our fine male teachers here to take up the challenge and invent their own homemade electrical sex toys. That's the kind of "can do" spirit this country is known for.
Let's see if we have the details correct: Guy Milford has taught in Clydebank area schools (Scotland) for more than 10 years. Police found him in his car near Clydebank High as hew watched (they use the term leered) as students walked into school. So far, he's just annoying. Then police say they also found a “bizarre” electrical sex toy plugged into his car’s cigarette lighter. And to top things off Milford had his pants down around his hips and his hands on his lap and, okay, I don't need to draw you a picture, do I?
Here's more from the Clydebank Post:
Married dad, Guy Milford — who had worked in schools in the area for 10 years — had the “bizarre” electrical sex toy plugged into his car’s cigarette lighter as he watched pupils going into Clydebank High.
The weirdo 34-year-old was due to be working at Clydemuir Primary, in Dalmuir, on the day of the sickening incident. Cops rumbled Milford near the high school gates at around 8.30am as pupils arrived for classes. Milford later told Dumbarton Sheriff Court he was on his way to work, but the high school is more than a mile away from Clydemuir and he would have had to have taken a significant detour to be there.
Cops were stunned when they discovered the vibrating device on the teacher’s lap as he sat in his clapped out Volkswagon Polo. WPC Alana Innes, 24, a police officer for four years, told Dumbarton Sheriff Court on Friday: “I had never dealt with anything like this before and I was quite shocked. I could not believe it had happened right next to a high school.”
Arresting officer PC Christopher Holmes said: “The car was [initially] directly across the road from the school gates, no more than twenty yards from the entrance.
"When I went to speak to him I could see he was nervous because he was shaking and there were beads of sweat on his forehead.
“He was in the driver’s seat with both hands on his lap, which was unusual, but more unusual was I could see lots of red and green wires poking through his hand and the device was attached to the cigarette lighter.
“His trousers had been pulled down around his hips.”
Milford admitted he had used the device earlier on his journey, whilst driving through the Clyde Tunnel, but insisted he had not been using it outside the school.
Do people usually wear their trousers higher than their hips?
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression that around the hips is where the trousers belonged. Certainly, it would be nearly as odd to say he had his trousers down around his ears.
Well, normally, pants are worn around the waist. The waist is directly above the hips. His pants were around his hips. I would imagine he was "auto"-diddling himself, shall we say? LOL!
ReplyDeleteFilthy perv, to say the least.
wait.. what? "Milford later told Dumbarton Sheriff Court...."
ReplyDeleteDumbarton? is this an area set-aside for dumbasses?