Michigan Man Arrested for Receiving Sexual Favors From Car Wash Vacuum

Not a lot of details on this story . . . but do you really need many? Or pictures, for that matter? The mental image will be one you'll have in your head long enough. Reminds me of that old saying: "I was sad because I had no girlfriend, until I met a man who didn't have correct change." Words to live by!
Here's the basic story from Yahoo News:

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.