Seriously.How many of you out there thought that beauty queens had brains? Thought so.
The latest example comes to us from the South, where Lindsey Evans, Miss Louisiana Teen USA, and her friends were trying to have a nice lunch but weren't particularly happy with the slow service. So they did what most people do . . . they ran out on the bill. (That's sarcasm, for those of you who don't get it.) Only Ms. Evans was dumb enough to leave her purse behind which not only included her ID, but also a little bit of weed! At right, one of the cutest little ol' mug shot you're ever likely to see. She can't be guilty with a pretty face like that, can she? Below is her AFTER picture. Looks like she may also be smuggling a couple of melons there, but we'll let the cops sort out all the charges. No doubt, a strip search will likely be required. Volunteers?
Here's more from the Daily Mail:
Just as officers finished taking a statement from the manager, the group returned and police immediately recognised the 5ft 8in, blonde, green-eyed beauty from her driver's licence picture. Then it went from bad to worse. Not only were the four taken into custody, but police allegedly found Xanax and a bag of marijuana in Evans' purse. Evans has been charged with theft and possession.One of Evans' friends, Jennifer Martin, 22, claims that they were ready to pay the bill at Posado's restaurant in Bossier City, Louisiana, with cash and debit cards, but 'the service was so slow, we just said "screw it" and left'.A spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organisation says they haven't decided Evans' fate. Her reign ends next month. Evans says her hobbies include dancing, shopping and networking. Her motto in life is: 'If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.'
UPDATE: In Addition to Her Weed, Miss Teen Louisiana USA Will Also Lose Crown!
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