Teachers Caught Having Sex in Classroom--Twice!--During Staff Awards Ceremony

Okay, I'm the first to admit that I am not a big fan of employee award ceremonies. They always seem to drag on and on, and the people who really deserve recognition never really get it. There, I said it.
But to sneak out in the middle of the event and have sex with someone else's wife? Now THAT'S someone who really hates employee awards ceremonies! And to be caught not once, but twice, in the act: that takes dedication. Here's more from the Guardian News in the UK:

A Sutton college is investigating claims two teachers were caught having sex in a classroom by a student. The Carshalton College teachers were caught in the act after they “sloped off’’ during a staff awards ceremony last Thursday by the student, it is alleged. It is claimed the pair, believed to be married to other people, were then caught a second time in a different room by a teacher.

Principal David Watkins said he ordered two senior members of staff to carry out an investigation after hearing the allegations. But speaking to the Sutton Guardian, a concerned member of staff said the incident was “totally unacceptable’’ and feared it would be “swept under the carpet’’.

The staff member claimed: “It is absolutely inappropriate. These teachers were caught having sexual intercourse by a student and then in another classroom by a staff member. They should know better. “It just infuriates me when we have open evenings or parent teacher nights and we are meant to create a good impression and gain trust, but really these sorts of things are going on."