Mom Arrested for DUI: Had Case of Beer Buckled, But Not Baby - Tina Williams

Ah, only February and the Mother of the Year competition is already heating up! This time, it's a woman stopped for erratic driving in St. Augustine, Florida on Super Bowl Sunday. When cops stopped her, the woman--who identified herself as Tina Williamns--told officers she didn't have a license and she was low on gas. At that point the observant cop noticed that not only did Ms. Williams' breath smell like alchohol, but that she had a case of beer neatly buckled in the passenger seat and her 1-year-old in back seat unrestrained. Yeah, even that will get a cop's attention. Oh, and she also had two silver metal pipes in her purse.
Williams will now face charges of driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license, running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint. (First Coast News)

Secrets of Making a Woman Sexually Addicted to You

A review of the hottest (and we do mean HOTTEST!) new ebook out there Secrets of Sexual Addiction:

This ebook is definitely a “must read” for ANY male that wants to learn how to seduce, entice and arouse a woman. Whether you are single or married, regardless of how long you have been in a relationship this is an essential reference.

As a woman, I was taken on a journey while reading every step of this book; from the essentials of intimacy, sensuality, kissing, building intensity, arousing, touching, intercourse, orgasms and other steps. I believe it really addresses the key issues of how a woman wants to be treated, touched and stimulated. If it is arousing for a woman to read, I can only imagine how it would feel to be with a man who has mastered these suggestions to the extent that it can be expressed naturally! While this ebook is not a manual to teach you to “get off”, I believe it goes beyond the mechanics of it. I can certainly see how a woman would never get enough of a man that is able to be respectful and erotic as those who would follow these very powerful ebook suggestions.

Danielle

http://www.SecretsOfSexualAddictions.com

Male Teacher, Lee Holmes, Accused of Sex With Teen, Wrecks Car After High Speed Chase Involving Girl's Angry Mother

Note to male middle school teachers: if you're having an inappropriate relationship with one of your 13-year-old students, it's probably not a good idea to drop her off at her front door after she run away earlier in the day--without permission--to have (alleged) sexual relations with you. If you do, the girl's mother might chase after your ass in her car and run you off the road.
Lee Holmes, 25, a math teacher at Lockerman Middle School in Denton, Maryland apparently didn't learn that lesson and he's in jail today, facing child abuse and assault charges. At right, Lee Holmes mug shot picture. (WMDT-TV)

Update: Teacher Rebecca Dawn Bogard Admits to Relations With Boy, 15, Calls Him Her Little "Sex Fiend"

Okay, this one is getting more interesting, now that our friends at TheSmokingGun.com have gotten involved! They now have the Biloxi Police Department report detailing Rebecca Dawn Bogard's admitted sexual liaisons with an underage male in her white Jaguar with the license plate "GRRRRR." The report goes into great detail about the relationship between the two, but seems to focus mostly on how his bosses at his part time job at a sandwich shop reacted to the relationship.

Apparently the kid rarely took breaks and was considered a good worker until Bogard started showing up in the parking lot and then he would excuse himself for lengthy periods of time. According to one of his bosses, he went looking for the kid one night and "located the juvenile standing in the doorway of Mrs. Bogard's driver's side door which was open. When they saw (name redacted), Mrs. Bogard, apparently pulled the door closed and drove off. When the juvenile got close to (name redacted), the juvenile was asked what was occurring and the juvenile gave the impression that Mrs. Bogard had performed oral sex on him."

In a text message to the boy that his mother found "Dawn" is reported to have said: "I love you, yeah it was the best, which night was the best 4 you, I'm sensitive but not sore, you were good..."

Bogard, who was also the 1996 Shrimp Bowl Queen, has to rank right up there with hot teachers gone bad along with Debra Lafave and Pamela Rogers, although no MySpace page or haunting sexy cell phone dance video of has showed up of her . . . yet.

You can read the full police report here.

Teacher Cathryn Bowland, 27, Resigns After Caught Holding Hands With Boy - Vista Ridge High School

"It" apparently happened on a school field trip. Cathryn Bowland, 27, a social studies teacher at Vista Ridge High School, was seen holding hands with a male freshman student. Oh, and also something about an inappropriate conversation that was overheard and ended with her saying "We shouldn't be talking about things like this." That's apparently all it takes anymore. At right, Cathryn Bowland's picture. Here's more from KEYE-TV:

Cathryn Bowland, 27, left Vista Ridge High School last Friday. She had been a teacher since August 2006.
District spokesman Dick Ellis says the incident happened during a school sponsored trip on Jan. 22. He says Bowland was seen by other students holding hands with a freshman student. One of the witnesses also reports hearing an inappropriate conversation between Bowland and the teenage boy.
Ellis said Bowland reportedly put an end to the conversation by saying something like "We shouldn't be talking about things like this."
Once an assistant principal was notified, an investigation began.

Pregnant Woman, 19, Arrested for DUI - Five Times Over Legal Limit! - Te Puke, New Zealand

A young New Zealand woman who is six months pregnant has been arrested for drunk driving and her blood alcohol level was five times the legal limit, 750 micrograms of alcohol per litre of breath. In US terms that would be about .40% BAC, a point at which most people are unconcious . . . and many are already dead from alcohol poisoning. Why was the 19-year-old Kiwi from the small town of Te Puke driving when she had three friends in the car? She claimed she was the least drunk of the group! Still three months away from giving birth and she already is in the lead for the 2008 Mother of the Year! Stuff)

Teacher Sharon Suzonne Oleson Accused of Having Sexual Contact w. Male Student, 18 - Dutchtown High School

Sharon Suzonne Oleson, 41, used to teach English at Dutchtown High School in Ascension Parish in Louisianna, resigned her job back on January 17, about the time cops started questioning her about alleged sexual contact with an 18-year-old male student. According to the cops, Oleson and the victim “kissed intimately” five or more times and that fondling occurred. The alleged relationship reportedly came to light when the ex-husband of the boy's mother saw the teacher and the lad in a bar together. That's never a good idea when you're dating one of your students. (At right Sharon Suzonne Oleson's mugshot picture.)

The other thing we noticed is that Ms. Oleson bears a striking resemblence to former Saturday Night Livem performer Victoria Jackson (pictured right). As stalled as Jackson's career is now, she may want to try and play Oleson in the Lifetime Channell movie of the week that will likely be made. Here's more from The Advocate:

Chief Deputy Tony Bacala said Sharon Suzonne Oleson, 41, 43087 Lighthouse Lane, Prairieville, was booked at the Ascension Parish Prison with the crime of prohibited sexual conduct between an educator and student. He said Oleson’s bond would be set at $10,000.
The recently enacted misdemeanor law went into effect in August. The law forbids public and private school teachers from having any sexual relations with students between 17 and 19 years of age. Sexual relations, defined by the law, include intercourse, lewd and lascivious acts and sexual touching. Bacala said the victim in the case told detectives Friday that the teacher touched him sexually.
Bacala also said the warrant for the former teacher’s arrest states the victim and Oleson shared at least one text message of a sexual nature.
Balfantz said the victim’s mother called Dutchtown High School Principal David Alexander and told him she suspected her son was having an affair with one of the teachers at Dutchtown High.
After Alexander confronted the teacher with the allegations of misconduct, Oleson resigned a few days later on Jan. 17, Balfantz said.
The victim’s mother also called the Ascension Parish Sheriff’s Office to report her suspicion that her son was having an affair with the teacher, Bacala said.
According to a Sheriff’s Office incident report on the case, the boy’s mother gave Principal Alexander some notes exchanged between her son and the teacher.

(sharon olson, olsen)

Sarah Elizabeth Joel, 31, Arrested for Sexual Relations With Underage Former Student - Narcoossee Community School

Well, first Sarah Elizabeth Joel told cops she didn't have sex with a former male student, 15. But then, yeah, apparently she did over Christmas break (Holidays don't count for statutory rape, right?) when the former student was now all of 16. Apparently that was enough for Osceola County, Florida cops to arrest Joel on three counts of lewd and lascivious battery, a second-degree felony. And, she was booked into the county jail without bail. At right is Sarah Elizabeth Joel's mug shot picture.
Here's more details on the case from the Orlando Sentinel:

Deputies began investigating Narcoossee Community School Sarah Elizabeth Joel, 31, Friday morning, after a Harmony High School teacher told deputies that one of her students was suspected of having sex with his former teacher, according to a sheriff's charging affidavit.

During a tape-recorded interview, the student told an investigator that he and Joel stayed in touch after last school year and he became a friend of her family, the report states. When he called Joel to talk about his problems, Joel would pick him up and take him to her home.
"One thing led to another," the teen told investigators. He said the encounters took place at Joel's St. Cloud home during September, when he was 15.

Joel first told deputies during a sworn interview that they did not have sex, but later admitted to two encounters during Christmas break, when the former student was 16. She was arrested at school district headquarters in Kissimmee.

(sara elizabeth)

Loni M. Folks, Fifth Grade Teacher, Arrested for Sex With Boy, 16 - W.L. Smith Elementary

Not many details on this story yet, except the fact that Mrs. Folks is a hot redhead for a change! Usually the female teachers we report on here who are sexing up underage boys (allegedly) are either hot blonds, hot brunettes, or neither of the above . . . if you know what we mean.

So far, we do know that Loni, aged 24, was a 5th grade teacher at W.L. Smith Elementary and was arrested by Petal, Mississippi police officers on a charge of sexual battery. Her crime? Allegedly sexually assaulting a 16-year-old male student. Hopefully the 16-year-old was not in her class, or what we have heard about Mississippi is true. Folks posted her $30,000 bond and was released back into the wild. Some reports are saying she is married, others (like her MySpace page) says she's single with two kids. Whatever. The "want" vs. "do not want" debate starts below.

At right, Loni M. Folks mugshot picture.

(Source - Hattiesburg American)

Parkland High School Cell Phone Porn Scandal Grows: Now Three Naked Girls Seen in Pictures

Remember the good old days when all you had to worry about was walking in on your teenagers having sex? Now you might find a picture of them on your cell phone . . . or the mobile phone of that creepy neighbor kid nobody likes. That's unfortunately the problem for parents at Parkland High School in Allentown, PA where cops are trying herd cats (metaphorically speaking) by trying to get every student at the school who were sent x-rated pictures of some of their classmates (a girl performing a sex act on a boy, and two other girls topless, exposing their breasts) to come in to the police station and show them that any images have been deleted from their cell phones. You see, the girls involved took the pictures and initially sent them to one friend, who sent them to another friend . . . and you know the rest. Unfortunately, because two of the girls identified by the cops are 14 and 17, they are minors and that makes them kiddie pron. We'll see how well this goes. Here's more about the latest developments in the case from Midstate News:

Authorities said Friday that three girls appeared in sexually explicit cell phone images that were forwarded to many students at a suburban high school--one more than originally reported.
Prosecutors said that two girls appearing in the images have been identified as Parkland High School students. Contrary to an initial report, they said another girl seen having sex with a boy in a video had not been identified and they are unsure what school she attends. The boy also remains unidentified.
The two Parkland students shown exposing themselves are 14 and 17, said Matthew S. Falk, Lehigh County's chief deputy district attorney. Both girls took the pictures of themselves.
"They transferred the photographs to someone else at school," Falk said. "What I don't think they anticipated was the widespread dissemination of those pictures."
County prosecutors contacted about 40 students and their parents, asking that the students to come forward and show that the images had been deleted from their cell phones. They gave them until Tuesday to meet with a trooper at the high school. About 15 students turned over their phones for inspection on Thursday.
Because the girls are underage, anyone who holds onto the images could face charges of possessing child pornography, prosecutors said.
Students at the suburban Allentown school have said the images were widely transmitted starting about two months ago and reached far more than the 40 students authorities contacted. Prosecutors said they realize they would not be able to ensure all the pictures are deleted.

Beth "Hockey Mom" Modica Update: Former Attorney Faces 35 Charges Over Team Parties Involving Booze, Pot & Sex

It's the scandal that's rocking upstate New York: Beth Modica, 44, pleaded not guilty this week to a staggering 35 charges, including those claiming she had sexual intercourse or oral sex with two teenaged boys, served them alcohol and smoked marijuana with them at so-called "team parties" last summer. Despite a DA request to set the bail at $25,000, the judge upped it to $75K, prompting Modica's defense lawyer to say, "Your honor. The DA recommended bail at $25,000." To which Judge Catherine Bartlett responded, "I heard it. These are serious charges involving children in her community." Smack down! Apparently, Modica's lawyer, thinking because she was the wife of the local sheriff, asked that his client be released without bail. Not even close, pal! Among the charges are five felonies: one count of third-degree rape, which is statuatory rape; and four counts of third-degree criminal sexual act, involving accusations of oral sex, and 30 misdemeanor charges: four counts of third-degree sexual abuse and 26 counts of endangering the welfare of a child. (Source - LoHud) At right, Beth Modica's mug shot picture.

Teacher Keri Ann Brekne Arrested for Sex With Female Student, 14 - Lopatcong Township Middle School

The female teachers have been busy so far in 2008 and this appears to be our first "girl-on-girl" case of the year. Keri Ann Brekne, 28, a 7th grade social studies teacher at Lopatcong Township Middle School is accused of having sex with the then 14-year-old student in the teacher's home in Pennsylvania and the girl's home in Lopatcong . . . which must be in New Jersey? Either way, two states want Keri Ann now and she appears to be in a lot of trouble. (At right, the mug shot photo of Keri Ann Brekne.)Here's more from NJ.com:

A Warren County teacher has been charged in two states with having sex with an underage girl, authorities said today.
Keri Ann Brekne, 28, of Bethlehem, Pa., a seventh grade teacher at Lopatcong Township Middle School, is accused of having sex with the then 14-year-old student in the teacher's home in Pennsylvania and the girl's home in Lopatcong, authorities said.
In an affidavit of probable cause, Bethlehem Police Officer Thomas Galloway said the girl told him she and the teacher had sexual relations between the Fourth of July and Wednesday at the teacher's home.
"The victim was transported by the defendant from her home in NJ to the defendant's home," Galloway wrote.
Brekne was charged in Pennsylvania with involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, aggravated indecent assault and corruption of minors, and sent to Northampton County Prison in Easton in lieu of $75,000 bail. Today, her bail in Warren County was set at $150,000.

(Kerri Anne Breknee)

Teacher Brian Avery Accused of Zapping Love Rival With Taser

Yikes! This article doesn't say WHERE Brian Avery, 47, of Ramsgate, Kent, in the United Kingdom, tasered another man (who was the husband of one of his female students that he was having an affair with) but we hope it's not where we think. Here's more from The Daily Express:

A TEACHER having an affair with a married ­student has been arrested after allegedly tying up her husband and torturing him with a stun gun.
Brian Avery, 47, is accused of bundling his love rival at gunpoint into an underground garage before tying him to a chair and repeatedly pistol-whipping him.
He is then said to have shot him with a Taser gun, police sources said yesterday.
The attack only ended when a car pulled into the garage and the victim raised the alarm.
Avery then zapped him with the Taser and pistol-whipped him again before fleeing.
The teacher was later arrested as he left his nearby home. Inside officers found several stun guns.
Avery, of Ramsgate, Kent, was arrested in Italy after the attack in Camerlata near Como, where he has lived for three years offering private English lessons.
The 40-year-old victim is the husband of Hx Ling, 41, a Chinese student Avery had been tutoring for one year.

Rebecca Bogard, Teacher and Former Shrimp Bowl Queen, Accused of Sex With Boy, 15

Rebecca Bogard, 27, isn't just any aging female teacher having sex (allegedly) with an underage boy. She was the 1996 Shrimp Bowl Queen, which might have helped her attack the attention of a younger man, and now appears to have gotten her in trouble with the law and lost her her job. (At right, Rebecca Bogard's mug shot picture.) Here's more from the Sun Herald:

A Biloxi teacher charged with sexual battery has been suspended with pay until further notice, district officials said Wednesday.
Superintendent Paul Tisdale said he met with the personnel director and the board's attorney on Tuesday and they made the decision regarding Rebecca Bogard, a 27-year-old teacher at the alternative school.
Bogard also cannot go onto any school campus unless she has permission from Tisdale or the personnel director.
The sexual battery charge involves an alleged incident that did not occur on the school campus, police said.
The arrest Friday of Bogard, a former Biloxi High student leader and Shrimp Bowl queen, involves a 15-year-old male student, said Capt. John Miller of the Biloxi Police Department.

(Rebecca Bogart)

Hockey Mom Allegedly Throws Booze & Bong Pool Parties for Team, Had Sex With Boys - Beth Modica, 44

There are good hockey moms and GREAT hockey moms and there's Beth Modica, 44, of Rockland County, New York. She allegedly went above and beyond the call of duty last summer, hosting several pool parties for her son's youth hockey team. Parties, that according to cops, may have included alcohol and pot and might have ended with some of the boys--as young as 16--having sex with Modica. (At right, the only picture we have been able to find of Beth Modica.) Did we mention that her husband is the Spring Valley police chief and that she's the local town attorney? Oops!
Here's more from the New York Post:

Beth Modica, 44, who allegedly threw wild pool parties in her Sloatsburg backyard, offering high-school students beer and marijuana, looked away and refused to answer questions outside a relative's home yesterday.
Sources said the married mother of four may have also engaged in sexual activity with teens as young as 16.
Modica will be arraigned Tuesday after an indictment is unsealed, according to a spokeswoman for the Rockland district attorney.
The spokeswoman wouldn't elaborate, but sources said Modica is being sent to the penalty box for alleged inappropriate behavior committed with teammates on her 16-year-old son's Suffern HS hockey squad.
Furious parents of teens on the team reacted angrily to those accusations yesterday, with one saying, “That is totally wrong. The hockey team is full of good kids."

Yeah, "good kids" who allegedly got drunk, stoned and had sex with the mother of one of their teammates.

Former Teacher Shows Up at Woman's Home to Have Sex With Her AND Her Daughters - Lowell Hanna

Once again, an adult male (who should know better) thinks he's communicating with someone online who wants to have sex with him, and it turns out to be a cop working a sting operation. This time, retired school teacher Lowell Hanna, 66, really got himself into it: according to cops, he went to a home he thought belonged to a woman and her young daughters, aged 7 and 9. When police arrested him at the door on charges including criminal solicitation to rape, Hanna had with him gifts including video games, a Christmas card, about a dozen bottles of wine, Viagra and condoms. (WHP-TV)

Evidence in WV Coach Rich Rodriguez Shredder-Gate Incident? New Picture!

EXCLUSIVE: Possible Damning Evidence in the U of West Virginia Shredder-Gate Case Involving Former Football Coach Rich Rodriguez

The University of West Virginia is investigating missing files related to members of its football team. According to sources at the school, sometime between December 16 (when former coach Rich Rodriguez announced he was leaving for the University of Michigan) and January 3, when the Mountaineers returned from their bowl game. We're talking about 7 years worth of player's personal information such as contact information, scholarship money awarded, class attendance records and personal conduct records, much of which was stored--for some stupid reason--in Rodriguez private office. Some say the coach and an assistant were seen shredding documents in his office! DOES OUR SISTER SITE, BADJOCKS.COM HAVE THE PICTURE THAT MIGHT BLOW THIS THING WIDE OPEN? Click here to find out.

Did Hot Blonde Former Teacher Debra Lafave Get a Text Message During Court Appearance? - Video

Our favorite female teacher, Debra Lafave, was back in court this past week as a judge said she did violate her probation by talking to an underage co-worker. He did, however, refuse to send her back to jail. As you recall, Lafave was originally in trouble with the law for having sex with a 13-year-old boy in the back of an SUV.
Unfortunately for Lafave, her cell phone went off in court . . . and it was all caught on tape. Enjoy!

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First Dumbass of the Day Nominee: My Dumbass Husband!

This isn't exactly what we were hoping for (we'd hoped to get a specific story that clearly shows WHY a friend, co-worker, neighbor or loved one is a dumbass) but in an effort to get this thing rolling, I'll let K.V. rant here about her husband:

My husband is such a dumb ass! I just cannot stand his guts! He is such a hypocritical illiterate idiot! He doesn't value lecture or education! He's just a dumb ass flapping in the wind and I can't believe I chose to marry his dumb ass. Which doesn't say that much about me, which pisses me off even more. What was I thinking! I tried to have a conversation with his stupid ass and he's constantly
cutting me off and getting upset because I'll say wait let me finish. Who wouldn't say that shit if their interrupted? Only a passive idiot would allow someone to talk over them without stepping in and saying something. It's only human nature to say something. He's a dick and I'm so tired of dealing with him and trying to have a civilized conversation with him. I just share my everyday thoughts and he's so defensive like I'm talking bad about him. He's a fucking idiot and I'm done talking to him on an intellectual level. From know on it's just hi and by!

We quite agree K.V.: what kind of dumbass puts up with that? So, the Winner of our First Dumbass of the Day Award is E.V. . . . not her husband, although he probably deserves some kind of compensation for putting up with her all these years!

Do you know a dumbass? Drop us an email at DumbassDaily@Yahoo.com and in one brief paragraph, give us an example of why this person (family member, co-worker, boss, neighbor) deserves the award. NO LAST NAMES, PLEASE!

Small Town Mayor/Pastor Arrested in Teen Sex Sting - Allen Kauffman

When will these old guys learn? The hot 13-year-old trading sexy instant messages with you is really a fat, 40-year-old cop? Apparently Allen Kauffman, 63, will have to "have a seat over there" as they say on Dateline. Here's more from KCTV-5:

A small-town mayor was in jail in Newton County on Monday on four counts of soliciting sex over the Internet from a police detective posing as a 13-year-old girl.
Police said Allen Kauffman, 63, was arrested Friday and remained in jail Monday on $50,000 bond on four counts of felony enticement of a child.
It was the latest in a string of online child sex stings by Jim Murray, 69, a former Diamond police chief and now a detective who has been active in Internet investigations since around 2002.
Kauffman is the mayor of Collins, a town of about 200 people in St. Clair County about 50 miles northwest of Springfield. Diamond police said Kauffman is married and serves as a pastor of the Temple Lot Church in Collins.
Prosecutors alleged in court filings that Kauffman believed he was communicating with a 13-year-old girl from the Joplin area in a Yahoo chat room in November and December.
In the online messages, Kauffman allegedly asked the girl for sex and for nude pictures and encouraged her to have sex with a girlfriend in front of a webcam so that Kauffman could watch.
"He very much believed he was talking to a 13-year-old girl," Diamond Police Chief Keith Brumfield said.

Teacher, 52, Accused of Giving Teens Booze, NOT Having Sex With Them - Robin Ater

Say what? An older "cougar" teacher involved with underage boys and there's not sex going on? What the hell is wrong with this picture? (Well, besides the fugly mug shot.) It all started when some Texas state troopers pulled over a young make driver for DUI. Allegedly, both he and his passenger were pretty wasted and quickly narced on the teacher, Robin Ater. Here's more from KHOU:

Deputies went to Ater's home where she lives with her 16-year-old son.
"She told the deputy she did purchase beer earlier in the evening," said Darrell Collins with the Brazoria County Sheriff's Department. "It's my understanding right now, she had gone to bed, didn't know any other kids were at her house. I don't know if that's truthful or not."
Ater was arrested and charged with furnishing alcohol to a minor.
She is an art teacher at Danbury High School and also teaches at the middle school.
"Obviously, I'm shocked," said Danbury Superintendent Eric Grimmett.

Coach Cox Catches Wrestlers Getting Hummers From Middle School Girl on Hilton Head Island - Battle Creek High School, Chad Cox

The fishing doesn't get any easier than this one guys: we've got high school jocks, in a bathroom after a match, getting oral sex from an underage middle school girl (likely about 13) that they met--where else?--on MySpace.

She allegedly showed up at a wrestling match between Battle Creek High School (South Carolina) and--I'm not making this up!--Hilton Head High, and went to the bathroom with a couple of the grapplers for a little post-game "awards ceremony." That's when--I'm not making this up either!--the wrestling coach, Chad Cox, walks in and catches them in the act! At that point, he tries to get the girl's name and she refuses, until Coach Cox threatens to call the cops.

But the fun doesn't stop there: On the bus ride home, the coach hears yet another wrestler brag about getting a hummer from the same girl (making three in all from the team) and when they get back to the school, Cox calls the kid's mom and explains what happened. (How would you like to be on the sending or receiving end of THAT call?)

As it turns out, the girl and her guardian don't want to press charges--so the cops aren't getting involved--and so far the school hasn't taken action against any of the boys. How is that possible when the coach caught them, uh, red handed? (Beaufort Gazette

Another Female Teacher, 26, Arrested for Sex With Underage Male - Heather Michelle Chesser, Phoenix School

Another day, another horney middle-aged female teacher allegedly getting it on with an underage student. Not a lot of specifics on this one, but from the mug shot (right) you can probably guess why Heather Michelle Chesser was "only" a substitute teacher at the Phoenix School in East Tennessee. (Wasn't that where hot blonde former gym teacher Pamela Rogers Turner was from?)
Anyway, after school officials found out about a reported incident between Chesser and a teenage male student, they contacted the Cumberland County sheriff’s Special Investigation Unit. The now former substitute teacher was charged with two counts of Statutory Rape by an Authority Figure and two counts of Sexual Battery by an Authority Teacher, posted a $10K bond and will be back in court on the 29th.
(WLVT)

Okay fellas, the voting starts below: Want or Do Not Want?

Married Female Teacher Fired After Cell Phone Pics Expose Affair with Boy, 16 - Jo Gorman

Jo Gorman, 28 used to teach at the Paignton Community College in the UK. That is, until naughty pictures of her and an underage student appeared on both of their cell phones and she was fired. But so far, no one has been arrested, possibly meaning it's a little more acceptable to have sex with underage boys in Great Britain than the US. Here's more from This Is London:

A woman teacher was sacked for having a sexual relationship with a teenage pupil, after pictures of the pair were discovered on mobile phones.
Jo Gorman, 28, a married English teacher, was cautioned by police over the "sexual touching" of the 16-year-old boy.
Officers were called to the school when her colleagues learned that the photos of the couple were being passed around on phones by other students.
Their relationship is understood to have lasted five months spanning the summer and autumn of last year.
Mrs Gorman - a former star pupil at the school - was cautioned and suspended from Paignton Community College.
She has now been dismissed after deciding not to appeal against the result of a disciplinary hearing.
She has also been banned from working in any other schools after accepting a police caution for intentionally touching the boy at a time when she was in a position of trust.
One male pupil, 16, said: "Everyone knows about it but we're not quite sure exactly what has been going on.
"He seems quite proud of it. He had mobile phone pictures of her and she had some of him and that's how people found out apparently."
A female sixth-former said the pair had been spotted getting into a car together.
She added: "It makes me feel a bit sick to think that one of the teachers had done anything with a pupil.
"They were seen getting into a car together and then we heard about these phone pictures and she hasn't been seen at school since. He's still coming to school but keeps his head down."

Booze Thief Found Passed Out in Alley Behind Liquor Store He Robbed of Alcohol

You know how police say in a lot of situations "alcohol may have been involved" to explain some dumbasses actions?
In this case, it is literally true. Police in Virginia Beach received a call from the owner of Moe’s Southwestern Grill claiming that someone had tried to break into his restaurant but instead left a trail of blood . . . that lead right to the nearby ABC liquor store. There, the allegedly burglar, Eric Dewandel, broke out the front window and tracked blood throughout the store while grabbing hundreds of dollars worth of alcohol and drinking some of his haul along the way. Cops followed the trail of blood to just behind the liquor store to find Dewandel crouching over his recent haul. Yeah, he was arrested. (WVEC)

Headline of the Week: Man Has Sex In Car, Drives Into Snowbank

One sorta naturally follows the other, doesn't it? Police in La Porte, Indiana were not sure what they would find when the received a report of a car parked in someone's front yard with its lights off. What they found was a drunk dude with the pants around his ankles and apparently no reason to lie to the officers. Here's more from The News Dispatch:

A man who drove into a snowbank was arrested early Saturday after he and a female friend were caught having sex in a car in rural La Porte. James R. Stacey, 25, La Porte, was arrested on three counts of operating a vehicle while intoxicated and one count of being a habitual traffic violator. Police found him standing outside his car with his pants falling down.
According to county authorities, a property owner who lives near County Roads 450 North and 100 East called police about a suspicious vehicle in front of his house.
The caller, who said the vehicle's lights were off, approached the car, at which time the driver allegedly drove off. On the way to the scene, deputies were told the car was stuck in a front yard in the 4700 block of North County Road 100 West.
When police asked Stacey what he'd been doing, he reportedly replied, "You know what we were doing." Stacey registered a .10-percent blood alcohol level, just above the state's legal limit of .08 percent.

Female Teacher, 42 Caught in Dark Classroom Giving Oral Sex to Boy, 16 - Shannon Kay Hrozek, Westfield High School

UPDATE: We have Shannon Kay Hrozek's Mug Shot! Want, do not want, sorta want? Leave your comments below.

EARLIER STORY: The door was locked, the lights were off in Room 143 and the janitor needed to get into Shannon Kay Hrozek's classroom at Westfield High School in Spring, Texas. So he found the principal--who has a master key--and when the turned on the lights they allegedly found Ms. Hrozek, 42, in the classroom . . . with a 16-year-old male student . . . performing oral sex on him. Not that the principal should have been THAT shocked: Hrozek (no we don't have a picture yet!) is now the third Spring Independent School District teacher in just the last four months that has been charged with having sex with a student.
Hrozek, who was a 10th grade English teacher at the school, was slapped with one charge of sexual assault of a child on Monday morning, posted a $50,000 bond Monday night, and was released from jail.
(KHOU - link includes video clip)
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(shannan hrozak)

Female Teacher Accused of Sending Naked Photos, Naughty Text Messages to Boy, 14 - Beth Ann Chester, Moon High School

A new year, but the same old story: a female teacher accused of sexing up some poor underage high school boy. This time near Pittsburgh at Moon High School. (At right, Beth Ann Chester's mug shot.) Here's more from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:

A former Moon Area High School gym teacher and volleyball coach was arrested and charged with sending nude photos of herself and suggestive text messages to a 14-year-old male student, Moon police said.
Beth Ann Chester, 26, of Scott was arrested Friday and charged with nine criminal counts, including three counts of child sexual abuse, two counts of unlawful contact with a minor and one count each of endangering the welfare of a child and criminal solicitation, according to Moon police and court records. Police said they plan to file an additional charge of statutory sexual assault against Chester.
The boy told police he thought he was in love with Chester and the only physical contact involved a hug just before holiday break, according to the police affidavit filed to support the criminal charges.
Police said they searched Chester's home and her cell phone records. The student also allowed police to see the texts sent to his cell phone, according to the affidavit. They found three photos Chester allegedly sent of herself -- two of them of her genitals -- to the student, as well as a nude photo the boy allegedly sent of himself to Chester. The ex-teacher is accused of commenting in sexual terms in text messages about the student's body, the affidavit said.
The student's parents originally found the alleged messages, the affidavit said. The student's parents called Chester and met her Dec. 26 at the Starbucks in Robinson Town Centre, the complaint said. A day later, she quit her job.
The boy told police that Chester first sent him a text message in late October, and that a relationship developed as Chester wrote him excuses to be out of class and with her, the affidavit said. She allegedly told the student that her husband had been abusive toward her.

(bethanne chester)