12-Year-Old Works as Stripper at Dallas Club! - 6th Grader Worked at Diamonds Cabaret

"We swear, she looked 15 to us!" And yet somehow, the Diamonds Cabaret "gentlemen's club" in Dallas will NOT lose their license, even after the cops found a 12-year-old and a 17-year-old working there. And no, we don't have a picture of her, so just use your imagination. On second thought, don't do that. Here's more from USA Today:

A strip club in Dallas won't be penalized for allowing a 12-year-old runaway to work as a dancer for two weeks in late 2007, the Morning News reports.
"There's a laundry list of things we can use to deny or revoke a license, but having a 12-year-old dancing in their establishment is not one of the things that automatically enables us to revoke their license," police Lt. Christina Smith, who oversees the strip-club permit process, tells the paper.
Two people have been charged with felonies in connection with the sixth-grader's work at Diamonds Cabaret. "Police officials are continuing to investigate whether the club's management knew she was underage," the paper says.

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Teacher Katherine Harder, 31, Caught in Parked Car With Boy, 17 - Manhattan High School, Kansas

As we said with a post earlier today, the female teachers now appear to be so aggressively going after underage boys, that they can't even wait to get them home or to a hotel room. According to police, Katherine Harder, 31, a language arts teacher at Manhattan High School in Kansas was caught in a parked car with a 17-year-old male student. At right is the only picture we have found so far of Katherine Harder. Not sure what is wrong with her neck, but we guess some guys like that in a woman.
Here's more from KTKA - link includes video clip:

Harder and the boy drove down this road to a secluded area outside of Manhattan. And this is where Pottawatomie County police say they found the two in a car about 10 o’clock Wednesday night, the Spillway Marina at Tuttle Creek State Park.
Authorities say the 31-year-old teacher was having sex with one of her students, a boy, 17-years-old. Though this arrest has rattled the Manhattan School District, Jones says it's not the school's first sex scandal.
"I had heard through the..just the grapevine that it happened many years ago, so that would have been at least nine years ago, which would have been before my time," Jones said. School administrators are planning to meet with students and parents wanting answers. Katherine Harder was released today from jail on a $3,000 bond. She faces five to 13 months in jail if she's convicted.

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Teacher Heather Kennedy Accused of Having Sex With Boy, 16 in Parking Lot at Massapequa High School

UPDATE: Former Teacher Heather Kennedy Accused of Having Sex AGAIN With Underaged Boy After Pleading Guilty to Having Sex With Same Teen - Check out the latest on our home page here.

Wow! Now the female teachers are so hot for the high school boys they can't even wait to get them home to have sex with them! Police are saying that teacher Heather Kennedy, 25, had sex in the school parking lot with a male student who was only 16. AT right is Heather Kennedy's mug shot picture. Here's more on the story from 1010 WINS:

Nassau County police say 25-year-old Heather Kennedy of Massapequa was arrested Wednesday evening at her home on charges of third-degree rape and endangering the welfare of a child.
Nassau County Police say the two had sex in a car in the parking lot of Massapequa High School on March 19. The boy's father called police the next day, after his son told him why he was late getting home.
Wantagh schools Superintendent Carl Bonuso told Newsday that Kennedy, who has been a teacher for 3 years, has been reassigned outside the classroom pending the outcome of the investigation.

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Reward Offered For Mom Accused Of Sex With Teen - Becky Jo Tatum

Need a quick $2000? If you live near Columbus, Ohio, you could earn that cash quickly if you spot Becky Jo Tatum, a 41-year-old mother of two who's accused of having sex with a 14-year-old girl. Apparently, it happened at a party Tatum hosted earlier this month and apparently isn't the only time she's been accused of doing something like this. Allegedly it happened with a 17-year-old boy at some point, but they haven't been able to find the kid to press charges. At right, Becky Jo Tatum's mug shot picture. Memorize it and imagine it with a $2000 bill attached to it.
Here's more from 10TV:

Police issued an arrest warrant for Becky Jo Tatum earlier this week after the allegations surfaced in a search warrant, 10TV's Tracy Townsend reported.
The warrant revealed that the 14-year-old girl was at Tatum's home earlier this month when the alleged sexual conduct occurred. The teenager said that she "had been drinking and had a buzz" prior to the incident, according to the warrant.
The teen described Tatum as "flirtatious" and said that Tatum took her by "her left hand (and) guided her upstairs to the master bedroom" where the two had sexual contact.
After Tatum, 41, and the teen allegedly engaged in sexual activity, the girl claimed that Tatum told her that "they had done something bad."
According to Tatum's daughter, her mother has engaged in sexual activity with a number of her friends, Townsend reported.
"(She's) done this before with my friends; I'm kind of used to it," Tatum's daughter said.

EARLIER REPORT: According to police, the case began as an investigation into possible drug activity.
"This all started out as a drug investigation and as a result of the drug investigation we seized Becky's computers," said Bexley police Detective Bob Cuschleg. "Looking at the computers we found images that were a little disturbing."
Cuschleg did not elaborate on the images, but said they were of children '"role playing," 10TV's Tracy Townsend reported.
"There's actually no sexual act in the images on the computer," Cuschleg said. "What we've done is we have investigated the images we found on the computer (and) we found a victim that actually had a sexual contact with Becky Jo Tatum."
Tatum, 41, is described as white, 6 feet tall and weighs 145 pounds. She has brown hair and brown eyes.
Records obtained by 10TV News on Monday showed that Tatum was previously charged with prostitution, theft and drug trafficking, Townsend reported.

Thanks to Bob B. for the link! Got a great dumbass story? Drop us an email at DumbassDaily@Yahoo.com!

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Substitute Teacher Lisa Robyn Marinelli Charged With Sex With a Minor: Boy Caught Pulling Up Pants Coming Out of Her Car - Mitchell High School

UPDATE: Sub Involved With 17-Year-Old Boy Originally Wanted Him for Her Daughter - In an odd twist to this already strange story, Lisa Robyn Marinelli, the substitute teacher at the center of a new female teacher sex scandal, reportedly originally approached a high school boy telling him he was "on the list" of potential suitors for her 15-year-old daughter. After that, according the court documents, the boy started visiting Marinelli's house when one evening she instructed him to meet her down the street where the two of them started making out in her car. The report goes on to say that Marinelli's reported to have said "This is bad," several times while kissing the 17-year-old. Ya think?
After that, the pair had sex (according the boy) about 10 times, with many of their trysts set up via text messages. According to the cops, Marinelli sent a number of racy messages to the boy, including: "How about a quicky 2morrow afternoon," and "You can meet me at home at 3. Real men only need 20 minutes. We will be alone cause there is a field trip." What kind of field trip were those kids on?

While updating this story, we also noticed an unfortunate juxtaposition of the story and a nearby ad for a weight loss product that featured a dark haired young girl who looks like she could be Marinelli's daughter, and appears to be trying to pull her own pants down in a somewhat seductive pose, and has that look that says "Hey mom, what happened to that cute boy you were going to introduce me to?
The site has since pulled that ad, but not before we snagged a screen capture. Click on the image for a larger view. (Sun Coast News)

EARLIER STORY: Florida seems to be leading the nation in teacher sex scandals, and the latest one has a lot of great details. According to police, the father of a 16-year-old high school boy became suspicious when he saw his boy getting out of substitute teacher Lisa Robyn Marinelli's Chrylser 300 pulling up his pants. According to police, the 40-year-old Marinelli also gave the boy a pair of her panties as a memento of their sexual relationship. At right, Lisa Robyn Marinelli's mugh shot picture. Here's more from TBO.com:

Communication between Marinelli and the boy began in January, when the boy was 16, records state. It was unclear how Marinelli met the boy.
"The victim's father provided documents of hundreds of cell phone calls, and there were about 35 text messages still on the victim's cell phone," Doll said.
The boy showed investigators several locations where he said he had sex with Marinelli in her vehicle, Doll said. Under Florida law, a 17-year-old cannot consent to sex with a person 24 or older.
The boy told investigators he had sex with Marinelli 10 times between Jan. 12 and Feb. 27, an affidavit stated. Most of the sexual encounters took place in Marinelli's car at locations in and around the Longleaf community.
A business address on Marinelli's arrest report is that of Mitchell High School on Little Road in New Port Richey. It was not immediately known whether Marinelli, of 9824 Nicklaus Drive, had worked at other schools in the county. She has no previous arrest history, records show.

(Lisa Robin Marinelli, martineli)

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Dumbass Criminal of the Year? Robbery Leaves Phone Number, So Manager Can Call Him to Open Safe - Chicago

The good news for police is that criminals are getting dumber. Take this robber in Chicago for example: he showed up at a local muffler shop and demanded money. The employees told him that he'd have to wait until the manager showed up to open the safe, so the guy left not one BUT TWO PHONE NUMBERS to call him back. Of course, they called the cops instead who met the robber when he returned later. Dumbass!
Here's more from the Chicago Tribune:

The incident started about 8 a.m., when the masked man, armed with a revolver, came in to Velasquez Mufflers For Less at 2600 N. Laramie Ave. and began demanding money, said Jose Sida, 37, a mechanic.
Employees told him they had little money and couldn't open the safe, so the man left two phone numbers for them to call when the owner returned with the combination, Sida said. "He said, 'You guys better call me because otherwise I'm going to come back to shoot you,'" Sida said. Instead, an employee called Chicago police.
Officers dressed in plainclothes came to the shop and told employees to call the man, Sida said. The man returned about noon, wearing the same mask and black clothing and officers told the employees to get to the back of the shop, Sida said.
A police source said the teen pulled a gun from his hooded sweat shirt and at least one officer opened fire. Zarate's injury was not thought to be life-threatening, the source said.
Mark Payne, a spokesman for the Independent Police Review Authority, said the man was treated at Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center for a gunshot wound. He said his agency was investigating the police-involved shooting but said that the inquiry would take six months to complete and that he could not release any details.

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Teacher Mary Jo Spack Accused of Sex With Two Boys, 17 & 18: Also Trip to Motel, Drinking Alcohol - Freedom High School

We almost went a week without a female teacher sex scandal, can you believe it? Must have been spring break. Good thing Mary Jo Spack, 45, an Honors English teacher at Freedom High School in Tampa, Florida, was still on the job. According to police, Spack is accused of taking a couple of underage boys to a motel room, providing them with alcohol and then--allegedly--having sexual relations with one in the shower. At right is Spack's "deer in the headlights" mug shot picture. Here's more from ABC Action News (link includes video clip):

She is charged with 1 Count of Unlawful Sex with a Minor and 2 Counts of Contributing to the Delinquency of a minor.
Investigators say there were 2 victims, ages 17 and 18.
They say the teacher knew both students from Freedom High School where she worked as an Honors English teacher.
According to reports, on March 14th, Spack took the boys to a liquor store, and then to a Howard Johnson Motel on Fowler Avenue, where she reserved a room and drank alcohol with the boys.
Cops say Spack, who is married according to court records, had sex with the the 17 year old in the shower. Three other students from Freedom High School were also in the motel room, according to police.
The 17-year-old student admitted to having sex with Spack.

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