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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Bill O'Reilly Freaks Out, Drops F-Bomb - Dance Remix?

Well, that didn't take long! Just a day after an old video of FOX News host Bill O'Reilly freaking out while doing a promo a few years ago when he was on the show Inside Edition, comes the "Dance Remix." If you haven't seen the original, it's at the bottom of the post, but first up is the hottest dance number featuring an UNBLEEPED series of F-Bombs since, well, EVER! WARNING: Not safe for work language. We recommend putting your headphones on at work or at least warning the guy in the cube next to you first.


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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Teacher Joy Blackstock Charged With Having Inappropriate Relationship With Male Student, 18

I think we have a new "Leader in the Clubhouse" for the hottest female teacher involved in a sex scandal in 2008. (Check here for the complete list if you want to compare) Not a lot of details yet, but it does appear that the ball got rolling when the principal at Early High School (where Blackstock briefly worked as a music teacher), started looking into rumors that surfaced at the school of an inappropriate relationship between Blackstock and the student. That lead to the cops, which lead to a criminal investigation and ultimately a confession. At right, Joy Blackstock's mug shot picture. Is she hotter than Debra LaFave? How about Pamela Rogers? Leave your comments below.
Here's more from the Abilene Reporter News:
A former teacher at Early High School turned herself in to police last week and was charged with having an inappropriate relationship with an 18-year-old male student. Joy Blackstock, 23, was indicted May 1 by the Brown County grand jury. The indictment was sealed until she turned herself in May 8. Blackstock, who used to teach chorus at Early High School, was released on a $15,000 bond.
Logs at the Brown County Jail show Blackstock was charged with improper relations between an educator and student, a second-degree felony. If convicted, Blackstock faces two to 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
Early High School Principal Bobby Fryar began investigating the case after rumors surfaced of an inappropriate relationship between Blackstock and the student.
Early Police Chief David Mercer said Fryar confronted Blackstock with the allegations on April 4 and she reportedly confessed to having a relationship with the student.

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Teacher Julie Landry, 46, Arrested for Forcing Boy, 7, Unclog Toilet With Hands - East Iberville Elementary

No, she's not accused of having sex with with anyone, but Julie Landry, who used to teach first grade at East Iberville Elementary in St. Gabriel, LA may wish she had after this story gets out. Landry has been charged with cruelty to a juvenile after she allegedly forced a 7-year-old boy in her class to clean out a clogged toilet . . . with his bare hands. Here's more from WAFB (link includes video clip . . . which you may not want to watch if you've just eaten, or are about to sit down to eat, or plan to eat any time this week):
Seven-year-old Trevor Williams says he used the restroom at school, but used too much toilet paper and stopped up the toilet. Trevor's mother says what the teacher made him do to unstop it is not only disgusting, but unimaginable. "Trevor, you go up in there and you unplug it. Then, told him next time, if you do it again, she gonna make him pull it out with his teeth," says Alfrieda Williams, the victim's mother. Williams is very upset. She says last Wednesday at East Iberville Elementary, where her son goes to school, the unthinkable happened. "I made the toilet overflow with toilet paper and poo," Trevor says.
The seven-year-old says his first grade teacher made him unstop the bathroom toilet at the school with his bare hands. An affidavit we obtained states that Trevor's teacher, Julie Landry, intentionally forced the child to place his hand in a toilet containing human feces and urine. However, that's not where the embarrassment ends. "S--sssy (pronounced Essy) hands. Here comes sssy hands," says Michael Williams, Trevor's father. He says that's what the kids called his son the next day.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Houston Teen Arrested for Skimpy Prom Dress - Marche Taylor,

Is there such a thing as a prom dress that's TOO revealing? According to a poll of most high school boys, the answer is no (technically the most popular answer was "hell no") but officials at Madison High School in Houston have a different standard. According to them, the custom made dress worn by senior Marche Taylor was too revealing an they refused to let her enter the prom. (At right, Marche Taylor in her banned dress.) At that point, Taylor demanded her money back and when that didn't happen, someone called the cops and before she knew it, the teen had traded in her limo for a squad car.
Here's more from The Dallas Morning News (link includes video clip in which Taylor admits that part of the problem may have been that she wasn't wearing any undergarments with the dress!):
Marche Taylor’s prom night experience wasn’t quite the norm. That’s because a night of dancing and hanging out with friends ended in a confrontation with school officials over her choice of apparel. The Madison High School senior was escorted out in handcuffs because school officials said her revealing gold dress was inappropriate for the school prom.
"I actually like the dress. Everybody else likes my dress,” Ms. Taylor said as she showed it off to a KHOU-TV reporter on Friday afternoon. Madison High's prom took place at the Sugar Land Marriott, but Ms. Taylor got only as far as the lobby. When she tried to enter the ballroom, she was told her outfit violated a school dress code. "She shook her head, she was like, 'You are not getting into this prom,'” Ms. Taylor said. “We were arguing back and forth because I wanted to know why I can't get into my prom.”
Even after offering to provide more cover, Ms. Taylor was denied access. So she demanded her money back. Eventually, Ms. Taylor said, someone called police. Officers showed up, handcuffed her and escorted her out. A photographer snapped a photo of Ms. Taylor, in handcuffs, being led out of the hotel.
Madison High School Principal Aubrey Todd said said the dress was inappropriate and violated the rules. “It was revealing in such a way that it would not be appropriate for a prom," said Mr. Todd, who stood by the school official who denied Ms. Taylor access to the event.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Stock Doubling Robot Scam? Web Geeks Claim to Know How to Beat the System

Got this email today and was wondering what my loyal readers thought about it:

I was searching through my favourite forum yesterday when I came across a post. The post was by a user who goes by the username "chronus".

But what he said in his post was very interesting. Braggingly he talked about how he stumbled across a website 2 weeks ago. The website was about a newsletter called "Doubling Stocks."

This newsletter has been running for years and the average return of each stock is 105.67%. "Chronus" went on to explain how he'd invested in the last 3 stocks recommended and had so far earned $1937.24

He told everyone, on Sunday evenings he: Opens his emails, Downloads the latest stock recommendation... then watches as his investment doubles in the next few days.

Other users of the forum, asked him of the web address where they could subscribe to this service. He declined.

He also posted again saying how he was luckily in the last 500 subscribers allowed. And how only 86 spaces were left as he posted. But he said he wouldn't let go of this secret.

Without high expectations I emailed him through the forum. Unlike others in my email I was calm and pleasant. I didn't demand the address of this website. Within a few hours of talking to him over emails, we had started to forge a friendship. He honestly is a very nice guy.

In one of his emails he told me there were only 54 places left to be a newsletter subscriber. And right there under that sentence was the link.

Hallelujah!

I immediately clicked onto the website, still 39 places left, I signed up and awaited my first stock pick.

Thank God He Told Me...
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Right now I've got $867.98 in my Scottrade account, after an innitial investment of $300.00. This newsletter is awesome. I then rang round all my friends and loved ones, telling them to get to the nearest pc and subscribe for their own place.

Next I decided I would email you guys. The stickler is my email list (you) has nearly 50,000 subscribers. And guess what? There are only 24 places left to become a subscriber as I write this.

Which means there is a very very slim chance, you can actually get your hands on this. So if you can bare it click on the below link and scroll to the bottom. It should say in big black letters how many subscriber spaces left. If it's above 0, you're in luck. I'd advise you to scroll to the top of the page and read it all at DoublingStocks.com .

Then sign up, place your first trade, and start living!
This site looks good and their story is compelling, but will it work? (They also claim to be giving out $50 in seed money in online trading accounts, but only to a limited number of people.) Check out the site and post your comments below (subject to approval by you favorite blogger, of course.)

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Australian Teacher Lynne Tziolas Fired for Appearing Nude in Cleo Magazine


In the United States, if you're a teacher and appear on a fishing boat or on Howard Stern's radio show in a bikini (see earlier posts), you're likely to get fired. In Australia, a female teacher appeared nude in a magazine (and talked extensively about her sex life) and even though she got fired, she doesn't understand what all the fuss is about and--along with some supportive parents--she's trying to actually get her job back. At right, Lynne Tziolas with her husband.
Here's more from the Sydney Morning Herald:
A Sydney primary school teacher sacked for appearing nude in a women's magazine would gladly strip and pose again, her husband says. Lynne Tziolas, 24, is launching legal action to be reinstated to her position at Narraweena Public School, and her students' families are rallying in support by organising a petition.
Ms Tziolas was called into her principal's office on Friday and told her year-long contract at Narraweena Primary School would be terminated. "The first thing I knew was on Friday morning when a parent complained, and come Friday afternoon I was told not come back to the school" she told smh.com.au.
During an afternoon meeting with principal Julie Organ and local schools director Maurice Brennan, Ms Tziolas was issued with a letter signed by Mr Brennan. "I refer to an article in the magazine Cleo in which your photograph appears accompanied by an article about your personal life," the letter reads.
"Concerns have been raised by community members in relation to this article. I have concerns that this will seriously impact on your continued employment at Narraweena Public School," it read, before telling her she would be sacked. "I was told ... that my actions had breached the code of conduct," said Ms Tziolas, whose husband Antonios also appeared in the article.

To see the Not Safe For Work picture that got Lynne fired, click here.

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Friday, May 09, 2008

Teacher Marie Jarry Forced to Resign for Wearing Bikini on Howard Stern Radio Show? - Thalberg School

Another week, another hot teacher in a bikini gets in trouble at school. This time it was a woman named Marie Jarry who taught second grade at the Thalberg School in Connecticut who appeared on the Howard Stern Show as part of an "Ugliest Guys, Hottest Wife" contest. Apparently, appearing on the show in a bikini was too much for the townsfolk and her husband claims Marie was pressured to resign. That her at right from the show. Here's more on the story from My Record Journal:
A second-grade teacher at Thalberg School has resigned after pictures of her in a bikini taken on "The Howard Stern Show" caused a local stir and left her feeling as if she had no choice, her husband, Aaron Jarry, said, according to www.howardstern.com.
Marie Jarry submitted a letter of resignation to the Southington Board of Education Monday, according to what her husband said on Stern's satellite radio program and webcast Thursday.
Jarry said his wife felt pressure from the Thalberg community when the pictures were released.
"We were OK with it, then the local media got a hold of it," he said. "There was just a lot of pressure." The school board accepted her resignation Monday.
School Superintendent Joseph Erardi said the district had no discussion regarding termination and accepted Jarry's resignation immediately. The resignation was submitted after Marie Jarry had spoken to a lawyer, her husband indicated on Stern's show.
"She submitted an irrevocable letter of resignation to me, which I accepted," Erardi said Thursday. "Any reports that she was terminated are not true. I do not intend to make any further comments on this matter, given it is a personnel matter."
The couple went on the show to take part in Stern's "Ugliest Man, Hottest Wife" contest May 1. Stern and his co-hosts named the Jarrys winners over two other couples and awarded them $5,000.
Family at the couple's Unionville home said Thursday evening that the couple won't comment further. Phone calls left earlier in the day were not returned.
During the appearance on the show last Thursday, Marie Jarry made several comments relating to her sex life with her husband as part of discussions with contestants.
Stern said on air that he believed she was forced to resign for the wrong reasons, saying that Marie Jarry had not taken her clothes off and had not said anything that he felt was controversial.

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Exclusive: Teacher Stephanie Ragusa Arrested Fourth Time for Sex With Underage Boys, Holds Up Four Fingers in Mug Shot

We're not sure what the record is for female teachers being arrested for having sex with underage boys is, but according to investigators Stephanie Ragusa, 29, has now been charged for the fourth time for having an inappropriate relationship with an underage high school boy. And in all of her mug shots, she seems less than concerned about the mounting charges against her. In fact, The Dumbass Daily has obtained this exclusive mug shot (taken, apparently, after her latest arrest) from a source at the police department, showing what the image looked like before it was edited. Experts tell us they believe the hand gesture could be some sort of gang sign, but we think it could also stand for her fourth arrest for the same crime . . . and yet, she keeps on smiling, doesn't she?
There was also a report in the news that not only had Ragusa lied on her resume when she applied for her job at Davidsen Middle School, claiming she had graduated "suma cum laude" from University of South Florida, and in the process misspelling the common term for obtaining a high GPA. That's some fine fact-checking there, Lou.
Here's more on Ragusa's fourth arrest in the past two months from Tampa Bays 10:
Although Stephanie Ragusa smiled each time she was led of out jail, the 28-year-old teacher was worried about getting caught having sex with her student.

She was hesitant to talk about it when the victim called her. At the time, investigators were with the alleged victim, and taping the conversation. "I get paranoid about it," Ragusa told the teen "People like to take you down. People like drama."

According to the police report, when Ragusa first hooked up with her alleged victim, she was in a wheel chair and he was her escort. The report says he pushed the wheel chair into an elevator at Davidsen Middle School. That's where Ragusa told the teenager, "I can see you're shy, and I can fix it." Police say later that day she took him to her apartment after school, where she performed oral sex and they had intercourse.

During the phone conversation, Ragusa admitted she knew what she had done was wrong.

On the phone Ragusa tells the teen it's illegal. When the alleged victim asks why, Ragusa says, "You're under 18 and I'm over 18, and I don't know, whatever."

In the taped conversations she says "it would be all over the news and everything." When the teenager asks if she means it would be like what happened to Debra Lafave, another teacher who had sex with a student, Ragusa replies, "Yeah." When the teen asks Ragusa what she remembers about it, she says "it was fun."

And it was "fun" that could and wipe the smile off Ragusa's face and put her in prison for years.

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Fort Bend, Texas Teacher Rebecca Ann Bramlett Pulled Over by Cops, Tells Them 16-Year-Old is Her Boyfriend - Baines Middle School

UPDATE: Teacher Caught in Car With Underage Boy Charged With Sexual Assault - We finally have the name of the Texas teacher who was caught with an underage boy in her car. Rebecca Ann Bramlett is a former Fort Bend Independent School District middle school teacher who is now charged with the sexual assault of a 16-year-old boy likely will have several additional charges filed against her. At right, Rebecca Ann Bramlett's mug shot picture. (KHOU)
EARLIER STORY: No names have been released so far, but a teacher at Baines Middle School in Fort Bend, Texas has resigned after cops pulled her over this past weekend and found a young male passenger in the seat next to her. When asked, the as yet unnamed female teacher told them the lad was her "boyfriend" and that the two had an ongoing relationship. (Where are the COPS cameras when you need them?) The boy was released to his parents and now the teacher has resigned, according to the school district. So far, no charges have been filed, so we have no mug shot to debate whether she's hittable for not. (Fort Bend Now)Thanks to Joel for the link!

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Monday, May 05, 2008

Rich Kid Can't Believe Judge Convicted Him of Beating Girlfriend - Christopher Gardner Beaman

He's supposed to be a descendant of Henry Cabot Lodge, but Christopher Gardner Beaman, 24 appears to be headed to jail instead of fame and fortune. The blue blooded Beaman is pictured at right after hearing a judge convict him of attacking his girlfriend and NOT buying his lawyer's arguement that the young man had something called “intermittent explosive disorder.” Here's more on the story from the Boston Herald, which also has more "shocked" pictures of Mr. Beaman. At right, the "Did the old dude just say guilty?" photo of the day.
Christopher Gardner Beaman, 24, a descendant of Henry Cabot Lodge, was sentenced to a year in jail after his petite former girlfriend told a rapt courtroom about the unprovoked attack that lacerated her liver and temporarily put her in a wheelchair.
“He hit me where all my vital organs were. If his fist had moved a little to the right or a little to the left, I would not be here today,” said the brunette from the witness stand at Somerville District Court on Thursday. “This would be a homicide proceeding.”
The woman, who asked that her name not be used, delivered the emotional victim impact statement in front of a courtroom filled with 11 family and friends of Beaman, a popular organizer of Boston Frisbee and flag football teams and political documentary groups.
Among Beaman’s supporters was his mother, Dr. Roseanna H. Means, who took out a restraining order against her son after he allegedly pushed her down stairs at her Wellesley home Dec. 10, 2006, court records show. That assault and battery case was continued for one year without a finding Jan. 30, 2007, and Beaman was put on probation for one year, court records show.
“I would like him to get help,” said Beaman’s 30-year-old ex, who was accompanied by her parents and attorney John G. Swomley. “If Chris does not want the help, at least take him off the streets. The next time, someone will be maimed or killed.”

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Teacher Crissy Torcella Hisey Accused of Having Sex With Female Student - Vista Murrieta High School


Female teachers with male students are more common these days, but female teachers with female students seem to be catching on in popularity. For example, Crissy Torcella Hisey of Vista Murrieta High School in California who was busted last week for an affair with an underage girl. At right, Ms. Hisey's mug shot picture.
Here's more on the story from NBC San Diego:
A Southern California high school teacher is in police custody, accused of having a sexual relationship with a female student.
Investigators said Crissy Torcella Hisey, 28, of Murrieta, and a 17-year-old girl confessed to having a sexual relationship for several months. The student had not been in any of Hisey's classes this year, but she had been her student in the past, officials said.
Hisey resigned Friday from her job at Vista Murrieta High School. She worked as an English teacher since 2004, according to a district spokesperson.

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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Is "Fat Loss 4 Idiots" a Scam? A Review of The Idiot Proof Diet


Is "Fat Loss 4 Idiots" a Scam? There are a couple of ways to answer that question.
First, can it be a scam if the website exists? In this case FatLoss4Idiots.com does exist and appears to be operational, so in that sense it is not a scam.
Second, it could be a scam if the website takes your money, but does not give you anything in return . . . like my ex-wife (I'm joking!). In this case, I would also have to say that is not a scam because payment portion of the site is operated by ClickBank.com, a reputable online clearing house for e-books and online subscription services. ClickBank offers a 45 day money-back guarantee on ALL of it's products and had been doing so for years. It would not take payments for an operation that was a scam or that would not compensate unhappy customers.
Third, when we say "scam" do you really mean "does it work?" As in, "if I follow the guidelines offered by the Fat Loss 4 Idiots (also known as The Idiot Proof Diet, in case you didn't already know) will I finally lose weight?" From the reviews I've read, both professional and from actual customers, it does appear that MOST people lose weight on Fat Loss 4 Idiots, some even more than the 9 lbs in 11 days that it claims, which seems like a dream come true.
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Teacher Fired for Being Part of Bikini Crew on Fishing Boats - Tiffany Shepherd, Port St. Lucie High School

Does the State of Florida pay its teachers enough? Apparently not, since Tiffany Shepherd, a biology teacher at Port St. Lucie High School had to find a second job to make ends meet and take care of her three kids. Unfortunately, that second job was as a bikini-clad mate on fishing tour boats for a company called Smokin' Em, and for some reason the school district didn't think that was appropriate. At right, a picture of Tiffany Shepard in her bikini. Here's more from The Daily Mail which also includes a number of other great pics of Tiffany.
The 30-year-old blonde from Fort Pierce – who has a pre-medical degree - performs the usual duties of a ship's mate, but wears a bikini and fetches drinks and sandwiches for the men on board. She took the job three weeks ago to help support her three young sons following a divorce.
"I can make $600 [£300] in two days' fishing," she said. "That's a week's pay for me." Smokin' Em Charters, a Port St. Lucie-based company, has pictures of some of the bikini mates on its website - many of them partially nude - and says the only job requirement is to look "hot in a bikini".
Ms Shepherd, who said she does not go topless on the fishing boat, said she doesn't believe the job is inappropriate or at odds with her role as a teacher to high school students. "You don't wear jeans or slacks to go fishing," she said. "I wasn't doing anything wrong."
Officials said suggestive photos of Ms Shepherd on the Smokin' Em website could have posed a problem because they could undermine her effectiveness.

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