Video: Teen Decapitated by Batman Ride at Six Flags Over Georgia

If you lose a hat on a roller coaster, please just buy another one. This 17 year old kid rode the Batman ride at Six Flags theme park in Georgia and lost his hat. He allegedly hopped several fences to grab the hat while the ride was moving. It looks like he wasn't watching where he was going and the ride decapitated him. Lesson learned people!

Teen decapitated by Six Flags roller-coaster

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Banned! Mini Me Sex Tape--Vern Troyer

Hallelujah! We have never been so happy that a video has been banned in our entire life. Hey, don't get us wrong, we love Vern Troyer (aka Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies) but there are just some people who shouldn't have a sex tape...Liza Minneli for example. TMZ got their hands on the video of Vern with ex-girlfriend/model Ranae Shrider and thought it would be a good idea to post a portion of the allegedly stolen video. Now Vern and his lawyers are suing the internet gossip giant. If you still need your Mini-Me fix, here is a clip of him fighting Austin Powers in Goldmember.



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Is "Fat Loss 4 Idiots" a Scam? A Review of The Idiot Proof Diet

Is "Fat Loss 4 Idiots" a Scam? There are a couple of ways to answer that question.
First, can it be a scam if the website exists? In this case FatLoss4Idiots.com does exist and appears to be operational, so in that sense it is not a scam.
Second, it could be a scam if the website takes your money, but does not give you anything in return . . . like my ex-wife (I'm joking!). In this case, I would also have to say that is not a scam because payment portion of the site is operated by ClickBank.com, a reputable online clearing house for e-books and online subscription services. ClickBank offers a 45 day money-back guarantee on ALL of it's products and had been doing so for years. It would not take payments for an operation that was a scam or that would not compensate unhappy customers.
Third, when we say "scam" do you really mean "does it work?" As in, "if I follow the guidelines offered by the Fat Loss 4 Idiots (also known as The Idiot Proof Diet, in case you didn't already know) will I finally lose weight?" From the reviews I've read, both professional and from actual customers, it does appear that MOST people lose weight on Fat Loss 4 Idiots, some even more than the 9 lbs in 11 days that it claims, which seems like a dream come true.
How does this diet work? By creating a calorie shifting menu for you. That's right: when you pay for Fat Loss 4 Idiots you not only get a 45-page Handbook containing basic rules of calorie shifting, how to spot and eat foods that burn more fat and how to eat out and still lose weight. But you also get the Diet Menu Generator which creates for you a personalized calorie shifting diet by picking from a list of 50+ foods. You get 11 days worth of menus that tell you what to eat and when, then for three days you can eat whatever you want. Seriously!
There are also two packages offered: the first contains the Diet Handbook and Diet Generator, and the second adds a feature called "Beyond Calories Diet". BCD is an "accelerated version" of the regular calorie shifting diet, but now you have a list of 80+ H.S. foods which make you feel full without actually filling you up with wasted calories. Package #1, Diet Handbook and Diet Generator is only $39. No monthly fees or membership charges. Package #2 contains both of those, plus the "Beyond Calories" for an extra $16.95, for a total of $55.95.
With either package, you have 8 weeks to ask for a return from Clickbank.
Is Fat Loss 4 Idiots a Scam? Like any diet, it will take willpower and determination to follow, so it likely won't work for everyone who can't stick to i. And some people have specific medical or emotional conditions that make it difficult to lose weight on even the most stringent plan. But it does not appear to be a scam and could very well be the answer you have been looking for. What do you have to lose, but those extra pounds?

You can find out more about this diet for free at their website: Fat Loss 4 Idiots.

Man Arrested for Using Taser to Get Girlfriend to Have Sex With Him

You still think everyone should be allowed to own their own taser? This is why the rest of us can't have fun stuff . . . it's idiots like this that ruin it for everyone else. A guy in Grand Junction, Colorado is accused of using his stun gun to try to force his girlfriend into having sex with him, saying, "I don't normally do this to anybody, but ..." . When you have to say something like that, it usually makes people think, yeah, you do normally have to do that. Dumbass!
Here's more from The Rocky Mountain News:

A Grand Junction man was behind bars Wednesday on suspicion of attempting to coerce his girlfriend into having sex by threatening to zap her with a stun gun. Christopher Morgen Taylor, 30, turned on a Taser three times early Tuesday morning after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him, according to an arrest affidavit for Taylor.
Taylor's girlfriend told police that Taylor turned the Taser on and said to her, "I don't normally do this to anybody, but ..."
His girlfriend said she told Taylor to turn off the Taser because it was "freaking her out," and she uttered a profanity and left the room, the affidavit said. She told police she was scared her boyfriend was going to use the device on her.
Officers with the Grand Junction Police Department located a stun gun on Taylor's bedroom nightstand after Taylor gave officers permission to search the house, the affidavit said.

Teacher Adrienne Laflamme, 60, Arrested for Sex With Two Teens, - Brevard Public Schools

Okay, we're not actually keeping track of this kind of stuff, but seems to us that, if true, this lady would have to be one of the older "teachers/cougars" we've reported on here at The Dumbass Daily. According to police, 60-year-old Adrienne Laflamme, a science teacher at the Juvenile Detention Center (that's right, she was allegedly hooking up with young criminals) had sex at least 15 times with a 17-year-old boy, including at least one time where another teenage boy was involved. Oh, and for good measure she also loaned they young punk her car while she was on vacation (maybe a seniors only cruise?) and then reported it stolen. Ouch! That'll snap the romance right of your relationship . . . and make it hard to get to the prom without your parents driving you, and still have enough room in the back seat for her walker.
At right, Adrienne Laflamme's mug shot picture.
Here's more on the story from Florida Today:

In a news release, police said Laflamme taught a 17-year-old male student in April and May. After the teen was released, Laflamme contacted the boy and began a sexual relationship with him, police said. They had sex at least 15 times, including one encounter where another teenage boy participated, police said.
Laflamme let the 17-year-old use her vehicle when she went on vacation but when she realized she was under investigation, she falsely reported to police that her vehicle had been stolen, Palm Bay police said.

Man Arrested for DUI in Motorized Wheelchair - Queensland, Australia - .301 BAC

Drunk? Yes. Asleep at the wheel? Yes. On a four lane highway in Australia? Yes. BAC over six times the legal limit? Yes. In a motorized wheelchair? Yes . . . wait, what? Here's more from The Daily Telegraph:

MOTORISTS had to swerve to avoid a man asleep at the controls of a motorised wheelchair on a north Queensland highway.
Police who breath-tested him allegedly found him to be six times the legal blood alcohol limit. Police found the 64-year-old man asleep in his wheelchair in a turning lane on the Captain Cook Highway at Stratford north of Cairns on Friday morning.
Passing police noticed him slumped in the wheelchair and stopped to help. They breathalysed him when they smelt alcohol on him. He allegedly blew .301, more than six times the legal limit.
He told police he was going 14km to Trinity Beach to visit a friend, most of it on the four-lane highway.

Drunk Man Drove Home Without Front Tire - With Picture

People in West Yarmouth, MA called police claiming their heard a strange sound going past their homes about 1:40 a.m last Saturday. It sounded like metal grinding, and when cops investigated, they found several roads with a gouge in them. So, they followed the gouge marks and found the car of William Fenton, 52, who drove his 2000 Cadillac Seville along about half dozen local roads . . . without a front tire! Here's more from the Cape Cod Times:

Officers tracked the scarred streets, following gouges along South Sea Avenue, Exeter Road, Crowell Road, Silverleaf Lane, Lorena Road and Lewis Road.
They found Fenton's Cadillac in his driveway at 131 Lewis Road, Hennessey said. Fenton appeared to be asleep behind the wheel, his shirt wet, the car still running. There was no tire on the right front wheel and the rim was "pretty chewed up," Hennessey said.
Officers knocked on the window, asking Fenton to open the door. He lifted his eyelids, smiled, and turned away, Hennessey said.
Fenton fumbled to turn off the car and was unable to unlock the doors. Eventually, he rolled down the window so officers could unlock the car, the Yarmouth police sergeant said. A Bud Light beer can was in the center console, and others were on the passenger floor, he said.

Teacher Julie Pritchett Accused of Sex With 8 High School Baseball Players - Clay-Chalkville Middle School

Let's see if we can wrap our heads around this one boys and girls: Trussville is a small town of about 13,000 people in Alabama. The local high school there has a baseball team and the young ladies who support the team during games and act as hostesses of some kind are called Diamond Dolls. And, of course, like any student group, the Dolls need a faculty sponsor who, in this case, is one Julie Pritchett, a married 34-year-old who is a middle school special ed teacher. In her role as sponsor--and sponsor of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes club--she came in contact with some former students and current members of the HS baseball team. And make contact she allegedly did! According to cops, Pritchett started a sexual relationship with one 15-year-old former student, then when he bragged to the other players, several of them approached her and the game was on . . . literally! According to at least one report, these hook-ups took place at the the homes of the victims, at the school, and--wait for it--during the sporting events (we're assuming this means baseball games.) Unfortunately, the normally forward-looking state of Alabama does not have a "persons in authority" law, so Pritchett will only be charged for having sex with a couple of the boys under 16. Still, she was charged with two counts of sodomy and one count of sexual abuse and could face 20 years in prison if convicted. Here's more from the World Net Daily:

The sheriff's department released a statement saying, "Phone records were subpoenaed and support the statements of the victims and witnesses. When the news media reported that a teacher was under investigation, Julie Pritchett changed her phone number, shut down her MySpace account and resigned from her teaching position where she was a tenured teacher."
A parent called the sheriff's department May 2 and complained that his son was being sexually abused by a teacher. Jefferson County school board lawyer Burgin Kent said the board placed Pritchett on leave, began its own investigation and notified authorities following reports of the abuse.
"It was an unfortunate situation," Kent said.
Pritchett sponsored hostesses for the Clay-Chalkville High School baseball team, called the Diamond Dolls. While she held the position, she became reacquainted with some of her former students who were active in the sports program. Christian said Pritchett then began having sex with a 15-year-old boy, and later had sex with at least seven of his friends. All of the incidents were initiated by the former teacher and several happened on school grounds. Other sex acts took place at victims' homes.

Dude! Teacher Busted for Being Drunk in Public, Matthew Todd Johnson

Now, we're not ones to judge people by their appearance, but does it really surprise anyone that this former surfer dude turned teacher might just like to party hardy?
According to cops, Matthew Todd Johnson, a composition literature and journalism teacher at Newport Harbor High School was arrested for being drunk in public. Johnson was reportedly at Javier's Cantina & Grill in Crystal Cove around 11 p.m last Friday night when workers at the restaurant asked him to leave for "being belligerent and using profanities." When officers arrived they found him staggering and with slurred speech, and yelling profanities and trying to get into a confrontation with some people. (OC Register)

They Laughed When I Said One Day Cars Would Run On Water... Guess Who's Laughing Now?

Summary: Found this article that shows how this guy was laughed at by his friends when he told them cars would run on water... but guess who's laughing now?

Many years ago I remarked to my friends during one of our chatting sessions- "One day cars will run on water". I can still remember how they all laughed at me as if I was crazy. Among them was someone who knew so much about the mechanics of a car and how it works. He was the one that laughed the loudest and took time to explain to us, especially me, how it wasn't possible for cars to EVER run on water, even 30% water.

I wish I could see his face right now while demonstrating the water car technology to him. For the rest of my friends who were there that day that I still contact, they are so filled with shame for ever laughing at me that day.

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Missing Camera Leads to Brawl at Wedding Reception, Two Stabbed

According to witnesses, at least 100 guest and 30 cops were involved in a brawl in the Town of Newburgh, New York . . . at a wedding reception! Details aren't real clear (anyone think alcohol may have been involved?) but apparently someone couldn't find a camera, which started on scuffle. Before the pushing and shoving was over, 100 family members and friends (bride or groom?) were duking it out and police had to be called from several nearby towns to break it up and then took nearly two hours for cops to restore order.
Before it was all over, one woman had been stabbed in the leg and a man — the wedding reception's disc jockey — was stabbed in the back of the neck! In all, six people were charged with disorderly conduct, a violation; and one with unlawful possession of marijuana, a violation. According to the police, there will be no further investigation because no one at the scene was willing to cooperate with police. (Record Online)

Pictures of Delicia Cordon: Arrested With Marcus Vick for Public Drunkeness in Norfolk, Virginia - Model/Actress Delicia Cordon

Model/actress Delicia Cordon was arrested early Friday Morning, June 13, 2008 in Norfolk, Virginia with former Virginia Tech star and Miami Dolphins cast off Marcus Vick, younger brother of now imprisoned--but former Atlanta Falcons quarterback--Michael Vick, for public drunkenness. Actually Vick was arrested for DUI and Cordon just happened to be drunk in the car with him.
As a result of the ensuing police chase, Vick has also been charged with driving on the wrong side of the road, reckless driving, eluding police and driving on a suspended license.
The incident allegedly started when a cop on a bicycle spotted the pair in the 200 block on Granby Street, having an apparent altercation. When the officer approached the car and asked Marcus for ID, Vick--naturally--did not comply (It's a cop on a bike for Christ's sake!)and drove away at a high rate of speed. Of course the cop, even though he was on a bike, still had a radio and sent out a description of the vehicle, which was pulled over with Vick and Cordon in inside a few minutes later. (Newsday)
A little web search shows that Delicia Cordon is not just any drunk former football star's girlfriend: she is an aspiring actress, rap video babe, and model. An example of some of her work is at right. Nice.
Her MySpace page claims she is Female (of course, 24 years old and lives in "BAL HARBOR, SAKS 5TH AVE, BLOOMINGDALE, NEIMAN MAR, Florida United States".
She also has her own website, MissDeliciaCordon.com, which clearly shows her acting aspirations with an image that shows her name on a movie marquee across from the famous Hollywood sign. (It also takes a long time to load.) Once there is says "Delicia Cordon: The People Choice." No, that's not a typo on my part: people singular. Okay. Inside you'll find her resume which includes calendars (Miss August, 2008 Smooth Calendar), commercials (Axe), videos (Jagged Edge "Stunnas") and even a couple of movies (Days of Wrath). The site also has a small picture gallery with most of the shots of her in lingerie or bikinis and she does appear to be, uh, a healthy young woman. No anorexia here. And, not sure if that is her singing or not, but there is a loud music bed for the site as well.
You can also find some glamor shots of Delicia Cordon at LazyGirls.info (slightly not safe for work), HipHopVideoModels.com that boasts that "Ms. Cordon is of Italian and Black descent" and claims she was in a Lifetime movie called "Ladies Night Out." She was also selected as a MySpace Hottie of the Day, and in that post it says that, "Delicia describes herself as a "go getter" who isn't afraid to hustle to get to the top. She says that there are no limits on her goals and she never settles for the word no. She says that she would love to win a Grammy, a Golden Globe, and an Oscar and be an all-around renaissance artist. Her motto is "live like there's no tomorrow but learn as though you'll live forever."
On the negative side a web site called RipOffReport.com claims that in March of 2008 a Delicia Cordon (also from the Miami area) wrote $4500 in bad checks to cover three months worth of rent to some guy named Larry who eventually went to court, got a judgement against her and still had to call the cops to pry her out of the apartment. According to old Lar, "Cordon presented herself as a famous 'actress/ model' and presents herself as a very naive and sweet individual always very apologetic. The eviction came after 'Final Judgment for Removal of Tenant' was entered by Judge Darrin P. Gayles on January 27, 2007 in Miami, Florida for non payment of rent. Court Case # 08-1667 cc 34 (01). The judge gave Cordon the final opportunity to pay all the past due rent and she failed to pay the rent to the judge (three months total rent of $4,500). She was then served by the Sheriff and given 24 hour to leave the premises and when she failed to vacate the condo, she was evicted by the Sheriff few days later. Shame that such a 'highly paid model and actress' can't afford to pay a single cent in rent for the premises she occupied for three months until she was evicted by the police and Sheriff." Is it the same chick? Sounds like it from the description, and it could also explain why she was in Virginia with Marcus Vick.(Delisia Kordon)

Ice Cream Truck Driver Accused of Having Sex With Girl, 13, He Met on MySpace

Another crime, another MySpace connection. Kids, you can't trust anyone you meet online, especially bloggers. Or guys who drive Mr Ding-A-Ling Ice Cream trucks for a living. Here's more from North Country Gazette:

A driver for Mr. Ding-A-Ling, an ice cream distributor, has been arrested for having sexual contact with a 13-year-old girl that he met on MySpace.
William Schenmeyer, 21, of East Greenbush whose ice cream route was in Rensselaer County, has been charged with second degree rape, sex abuse and endangering the welfare of a child. Police said that he had sexual contact with the girl on at least two occasions.

Moms Arrested for Sex Party With Teenaged Boys During Sleepover - Angela Honeycutt, 38, and Lynne Long, 45

Is finding and seducing teenaged boys getting so difficult that MILFs have to hunt in packs now? Apparently so, after two Pennsylvania mothers have been arrested and charged after a sleepover that involved 6 teenage boys that took an alleged illegal sexual turn. (Would there be a LEGAL sexual turn that involved two middle-aged women and some underage boys?)
Angela Honeycutt, 38, and Lynne Long, 45 face numerous charges after a police investigation concluded that the young lads, ages 14 to 16, attended a sleepover at Long's Lower Makefield home. Once there, Honeycutt, a mother of two young children, allegedly had sex with at least one lucky 14-year-old and performed sex acts on a 15-year-old. Although not directly involved in the action, MS. Long allegedly watched, listened and then instructed the teens not to say anything. That's messed up! And we think more tawdry details will emerge over the next few days. At right the mug shot pictures of Angela Honeycutt, and Lynne Long.
According to our friends at TheSmokingGun.com, Long's son hosted the sleepover for several of his male friends. Honeycutt, who has worked as a babysitter for Long's younger children, allegedly stripped, danced suggestively, and had sexually explicit conversations with the boys. The affidavits charge that Honeycutt also had sex in the shower with one 15-year-old partygoer and then had sexual contact with a 14-year-old boy. Read the complete police report--that reads like a Penthouse letter--here.
Here's more from CBS 3 (link includes video clip!)

In addition to the alleged sexual assault, detectives said Honeycutt exposed her breasts to the teens; open-mouth kissed some of the minors, entered a shower with a juvenile and engaged conversation of a sexual nature.
"What is so particularly outrageous about this is the violation of trust," said Lower Makefield Twp. Police Chief Ken Coluzzi. Authorities learned of the alleged sexual sleepover when one of the boys involved told his parents, who then went police.
Honeycutt is facing charges of statutory sexual assault, unlawful contact with a minor and other related charges. Long is facing charges of endangering the welfare of children and corruption of minors.

Shia LaBeouf Gets Slapped by Friend, Uses Derogatory Term for Gays

In this clip, actor Shia LaBeouf, most recently seen in Indiana Jones 4 (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) is seen with his friends and appears to be drunk, asking to be slapped. When the friend initially refuses, LaBeouf calls him a "faggot." According to the actor's publicist.... "The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend. He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone."