Teacher and Girlfriend--a Former Student--Plead Guilty to Sex With Current Student

Wow! Two teacher three-ways in a single day! What are the odds of that? I'm no math teacher (although it might help in the bedroom) but there would seem to be astronomical odds against such a thing happening. Then again, who would have guessed that teachers would be getting arrested on a daily basis for having sex with underage students? Either way, the folks down in Australia are having a field day over this latest report which has lots of, uh, interesting details. Here's more from Live News:

A Perth teacher has pleaded guilty to having sex with two of his students, including having a threesome with a student and his girlfriend, who was also a former student of his.
Brett Rodney Daley, 34, who was a teacher at Manjimup Senior High School, south of Perth, has pleaded guilty to charges of having sex with a child aged between 13 and 16 and having sex with a girl aged 16 years or over who was in his care.
Standing close to Daley in Perth's District Court today was his girlfriend at the time of the alleged offences, Natasha Charmaine Krispyn.
Krispyn, now 21, who was a former student of Daley's, has pleaded guilty to having oral sex with the younger of the two students with whom Daley had relationships.
The court heard that on March 17, 2006, Daley was alone with a 16-year-old student in a room inside the school's gymnasium when he suggested they have intercourse.
State prosecutor Gary Huggins said he locked the doors, placed her on the ground, pushed her underwear down and proceeded to have sex with her. He did not use a condom and did not ejaculate. The two then had sex in and around Manjimup at various locations including a shooting range, a picnic spot and at his house.
One of the sex acts happened after the high school ball, when Daley sent a text message to the complainant to tell her how good she looked.
The second complainant against Daley was the younger girl, a member of a sports team and a friend of Krispyn. The court heard that Daley and Krispyn had entered a room where the girl was lying down and got into bed with her. They began having sex with each other and Daley had sex with the girl while Krispyn was still in the bed, the court heard. Mr Huggins said it was on a later occasion that Krispyn had oral sex with the girl, which led to the single charge against her.

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Hot Teacher and Husband Accused of Recruiting Teen for Threesome - Amy Northcutt, Justin Northcutt

Apparently being young, good looking, and fully employed is not enough anymore. It now appears that the only way to have any fun in life is to get a high school girl to join in the fun. At least that's what Amy Northcutt, 26, and Justin Northcutt, 27, two former Turlock Christian School teachers are accused of doing. Amy, pictured right, and her hubby have been arrested after reportedly sending text messages and photos to arrange group sex with a 16-year-old girl. Here's more from Modesto Bee:

Two former Turlock Christian School teachers accused of sending sexually explicit cell phone messages to a 16-year-old female student will face criminal charges, the Stanislaus County district attorney's office said Tuesday.
The suspects -- Amy Northcutt, 26, and Justin Northcutt, 27 -- are married. They were arrested in early June, shortly after the school year ended. They are accused of sending messages and photos to arrange group sex with the girl, said Sheriff's Department spokesman Royjindar Singh.
The district attorney's office could not specify what charges they will face, and the court did not yet have information Tuesday on the charges.
The Northcutts were arrested June 2 on suspicion of distribution or exhibition of lewd material to a minor and annoying or molesting a child under 18, Singh said. They could not be reached for comment Tuesday.
Amy Northcutt was the girl's high school teacher, Singh said. She taught history and had submitted her resignation a month before school ended in late May, according to Mayer. Justin Northcutt was a substitute teacher at Turlock Christian's junior high and high schools, he said.
The girl's mother contacted authorities after Justin Northcutt was spotted talking to the alleged victim while she attended a family gathering in Denair, Singh said. The arrests came days later.

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'Voodoo Rapist' Gets 8 Years in Prison for Tricking Underage Girls Into Having Sex With Him

Seems like a simple enough scam: convince people you practice the ancient art of voo-doo. Then, when you're in the mood for sex, convince underage girls that bad things will happen to them--via vooddoo, of course--if they DON'T have sex with you. Brilliant, huh? Oh, and you don't have to move to some third-world country for this scam: chicks in New York will apparently fall for it. Here's more from Fox News:

A 51-year-old New Yorker who claimed to practice Voodoo has been sentenced to eight years in prison after telling underage girls that bad things would happen if they refused to have sex with him. Hector Aviles of Yonkers had pleaded guilty to second-degree rape.
Westchester County District Attorney Janet DiFiore says Aviles told three girls, ages 16 and 14, that he could help them with such problems as boys and parents if they engaged in a sexual "ritual" with him. He warned that if they backed out, he would make bad things happen to them and their relatives.

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Babysitter Accused of Having Sex With Boy, 14, She Was Watching - Annette Martinez

Well, it looks like it's not just the female teachers who are having all the fun anymore: now we have a babysitter who likes her men young. And to top things off with a cherry, comes word that she may also be pregnant with his child, and that they both wanted her to get pregnant! At right, Annette Martinez' mug shot picture.
Here's more on the story from the Las Cruces Sun-Times:

The Las Cruces baby sitter arrested Tuesday on allegations she had sex with a 14-year-old boy and may now be pregnant has been hit with additional charges.
Annette Martinez, 25, had been charged with one count of fourth-degree criminal sexual penetration of a minor. Police announced Wednesday that 19 additional fourth-degree penetration counts had been added.
According to a criminal complaint filed in state Magistrate Court in Las Cruces, Martinez admitted to starting a relationship with the teen on July 8. She had baby-sat for the family since June 1.
She told police she may now be pregnant by the teen, who she said she first thought was 16 years old. Records state that Martinez was in love with the boy and wanted to have his baby. She told police that the teen felt the same way.
"... (S)he has never met anyone that makes her feel the way he does," according to Martinez's statements to detectives.

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Man Arrested for DUI on Golf Cart, Had Loaded Gun & Meth on Him

Not a whole lot to report on this story beyond what was in the headline, but it still makes me laugh. Kentucky State Police (not just the local sheriff or something) arrested Brian Scott, 36, of Graham while driving a golf cart in Muhlenberg County when he appeared to be intoxicated. Troopers then searched of the cart and Mr. Scott and really hit the jackpot: he had a loaded gun on him AND a small bag of meth.
As Dean Wormer once said, "Fat, drunk, packing heat and transporting meth is no way to go through life, son." (WFIE)
At right, not Mr. Scott, but some other alleged drunks in a golf cart for illustration purposes only in case you didn't know what a golf cart or a drunk driver looked like.

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Hot Teacher's Aide Melody Ybona Gawliu Pleads Guilty to Sex With Girl, 16 - El Camino High School

If you're a teacher, you can be sneaky about your affair with an underage student, or you can be like counselor Melody Ybona Gawliu and make it easy for the cops. How? According to authorities, other teachers at El Camino High School in South San Francisco, California reported Gawliu, 24, after she reportedly brought balloons to school for the girl’s 17th birthday. When police investigated, also found nude photos of the girl on Gawliu’s phone as well as a text message from the budding teacher's aide telling the girl to tell authorities that nothing happened between them. With that much evidence against her, Gawliu pleaded no contest to one count of oral copulation with a minor in return for no more than a year in jail. On the plus side, she will not have to register as a sex offender, but should be considered "hot and dangerous." (Okay, we made that last part up, but from the picture it seems like a logical conclusion.)

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Woman Accused of Videotaping Sex Acts With Dog - Diane Sue Whalen

And the Dumbass Daily Freak Show continues. This time, our carnival of horrors takes a road trip to Tulsa, Oklahoma where police have charged a 54-year-old woman (she should really know better by that age) with committing felony crimes against nature was arrested this morning after police were notified of more than 150 homemade movies of her engaging in various sex acts . . . with dogs. No, not really ugly guys, but actual furry, four-legged animals that most people keep as pets and love like their own children. Here's more from News OK:

Donald Roy Seigfried, 55 and Diane Sue Whalen, 54, were charged with the crime, which deals with bestiality. Whalen, 54, was arrested this morning and booked into the Tulsa County Jail. Seigfried, whom police describe as her partner in the movie productions, was arrested and released on a $10,000 bond Tuesday.
Authorities were notified of the tapes after Whalen’s son accidentally stumbled onto one of the movies and then alerted the sheriff's department.
The tapes, along with three dogs -- a Labrador, a blue heeler and a mixed breed -- were also taken into custody. Bowman said his office is recommending that they be taken away from the suspects and be put down.

Thanks to Jeff in Oklahoma City for the tip!

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Mother Gets Drunk in State Park, Tries to Run Over Daughter With SUV - Keri Michele Blackwood

Okay, let's look at the list of organized activities at the Devil's Lake State Park in Wisconsin today:

Nature Walk
Bird Watching
Run Your Teen aged Daughter With Your SUV When You're Drunk

Hey, that last one sounds like fun! At least it must have to one Keri Michele Blackwood, 39, who now faces charges of disorderly conduct, felony second-degree recklessly endangering safety and resisting an officer. We'll let the Wisconsin News tell the full story:

The charges stem from an incident during the early morning hours of July 24 at the park's Quartzite Campground, according to court records.
At about 2:30 a.m., Sauk County deputies were called to the park, where Blackwood's 15-year-old daughter said Blackwood got drunk and began yelling at her, according to court records. At one point Blackwood got into her SUV and drove at the girl, who said she would have been hit if she had not moved out of the way, according to the court records.
The deputies wrote that Blackwood also resisted attempts to take her into custody, records show. Second-degree recklessly endangering safety carries a maximum penalty of a $25,000 fine and 10 years in prison.

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