Female Teacher, 45, Accused of Having Sex With Boy, 17 - Cynthia Horvath

Cynthia Horvath, a rather hot looking 45-year-old teacher/cheerleading coach at Warner Christian Academy in Florida has been arrested for an alleged sexual affair with a 17-year-old male student. That's Cynthia at school picture at right. Below, the former teacher in handcuffs.
According to cops, Horvath a married mother of four, reportedly approached the teen about her "feelings" last spring and the two carried on a torrid affair during the summer months before being discovered this fall. According to the arrest affidavit the two lovers allegedly have sex in various place, mostly in parked cars, as many as 25 times, including once in a Walmart parking lot where they were caught naked by the cops. What happened to them? The police asked the teen if he was PAYING FOR SEX and then let them go. That's some nice police work there Lou.
The worst part of the story? One of Horvath's own sons is a classmate of the victim, and has since had to be transfered to another school. Yeah, probably wouldn't be cool to be walking around the halls of your school with people talking about your mom having an alleged affair with one of your friends.
Here's more from the News-Journal Online:

Investigators said the sexual acts between the pair occurred in both Port Orange and Daytona Beach. Many of them took place in Horvath's car in the parking lot of supermarkets and under the Dunlawton Bridge. When they weren't in the car, the teacher and teen went to motels in Daytona Beach, the arrest report shows.

Horvath resigned Oct. 13 after Tress confronted her with allegations about the relationship. The headmaster learned of the affair from another teacher at the school, who in turn heard it from several of the boy's classmates. The students who reported their suspicions about Horvath and the high school senior told police they had seen several of the sultry text messages Horvath sent to the boy.

According to the arrest report, the fellow classmates said it was Horvath who first approached the teenager, telling him she "had feelings" for him. Many of the classmates also saw text messages that included the phrase, "I love having sex with you," the report states.

Another report at the News-Journal Online gives even more saucey details:

According to her attorney, Horvath, the mother of four children -- one of whom is in the same class with the teen who was seeing Horvath -- was inside the store buying prescription medication for her husband, who is recovering from an appendectomy. An arrest affidavit released by Port Orange police Wednesday, however, shows Horvath went to Walmarts in Port Orange and Daytona Beach several times this year for other reasons.

The first time Horvath and the teen had sex was in her car in the parking lot of the Walmart on Dunlawton Avenue in Port Orange, the report states. In all, the pair met 25 times for sexual romps just in Port Orange, and "in various locations in Daytona Beach as well," the report shows. Besides the Walmart parking lots, the two also met in the parking lot of the Publix supermarket on Beville Road and under the Dunlawton Bridge. They also rendezvoused at the La Quinta Inn and Super 8 motels in Daytona Beach, police say.

During one of their meetings at the Walmart parking lot in Port Orange, a policeman approached Horvath's car. Teacher and teen rushed to put their clothes on, the report states. Before they could completely dress, however, Officer Jesse Pierson was at the window asking the pair what they were doing. After the two admitted they were having sex, Pierson then asked the boy whether he had paid for the act, the report shows. Horvath was not arrested and that episode is being investigated by detectives, the report shows.

Girl Stabs Boyfriend in Back While Holding Her Baby

Isn't that the way it is when you first get married and have kids? You just don't have enough time to go all stabby on each other like your single friends in the trailer park. So, you have to learn to get close to each other even when the kids are around. Certainly within arms reach so you can put that knife in your boyfriend's back like you used to. It's all about the love and the blood!
Here's more from the Salt Lake Tribune:

A Salt Lake City teenager was arrested Tuesday for allegedly stabbing her live-in boyfriend in the back. Police say she held her small child while assaulting the man. Police arrived at 920 N. Dorothea Way (1862 West) around 4:42 p.m. where the 20-year-old victim told police he had been stabbed in the back by his 17-year-old girlfriend, who was apparently upset that he had told her he planned on leaving her, said Salt Lake City police Detective Jeff Bedard.
The man said he started to walk away from his girlfriend after breaking up with her and that he "lost all feeling in his legs," Bedard said. He then realized that the girlfriend had stabbed him in the back with a knife. The man was taken to an area hospital in serious condition. The teenager fled the scene in a vehicle, but later turned herself into police. She was booked into juvenile detention on suspicion of aggravated assault and child endangerment. The child was unharmed during the incident.

Miss Louisiana Teen USA Arrested for Skipping Out on Restaurant Bill, Leaves Purse Behind With Weed in It

Seriously.

How many of you out there thought that beauty queens had brains? Thought so.

The latest example comes to us from the South, where Lindsey Evans, Miss Louisiana Teen USA, and her friends were trying to have a nice lunch but weren't particularly happy with the slow service. So they did what most people do . . . they ran out on the bill. (That's sarcasm, for those of you who don't get it.) Only Ms. Evans was dumb enough to leave her purse behind which not only included her ID, but also a little bit of weed! At right, one of the cutest little ol' mug shot you're ever likely to see. She can't be guilty with a pretty face like that, can she? Below is her AFTER picture. Looks like she may also be smuggling a couple of melons there, but we'll let the cops sort out all the charges. No doubt, a strip search will likely be required. Volunteers?
Here's more from the Daily Mail:

Just as officers finished taking a statement from the manager, the group returned and police immediately recognised the 5ft 8in, blonde, green-eyed beauty from her driver's licence picture. Then it went from bad to worse. Not only were the four taken into custody, but police allegedly found Xanax and a bag of marijuana in Evans' purse. Evans has been charged with theft and possession.
One of Evans' friends, Jennifer Martin, 22, claims that they were ready to pay the bill at Posado's restaurant in Bossier City, Louisiana, with cash and debit cards, but 'the service was so slow, we just said "screw it" and left'.A spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organisation says they haven't decided Evans' fate. Her reign ends next month. Evans says her hobbies include dancing, shopping and networking. Her motto in life is: 'If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.'

UPDATE: In Addition to Her Weed, Miss Teen Louisiana USA Will Also Lose Crown!


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Michigan Man Arrested for Receiving Sexual Favors From Car Wash Vacuum

Not a lot of details on this story . . . but do you really need many? Or pictures, for that matter? The mental image will be one you'll have in your head long enough. Reminds me of that old saying: "I was sad because I had no girlfriend, until I met a man who didn't have correct change." Words to live by!
Here's the basic story from Yahoo News:

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

12-Year-Old Arrested for Hitting Pregnant Teacher With Sticks & Stones

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?" A tiny, teary-eyed 6th grade apparently learned that nursery rhyme, but forgot the part where you're NOT supposed to throw things at your teacher . . . especially one who is pregnant and only trying to keep you from leaving school grounds without permission. At right, the tiny mug shot of Jason Lord. But enough of that, here's more from WFTV:

The boy stands just four feet tall and weighs just 54 pounds, but apparently the little 12-year-old has a big temper. He was arrested for viciously attacking his pregnant school counselor and is now facing two felony charges, battery on a pregnant female and battery on a school official.

The 12-year-old started running away from his teachers and was about to jump the fence when the counselors tried to stop him and that's when he got mad. "Next time, it's not going to be a pleasant visit! You go to school to learn!" a Palm Bay officer told Jason Lord as he got into a squad car.Lord was arrested for throwing sticks and rocks at a pregnant counselor and then hitting a second counselor.

"They tried to get him under control and threw sticks and one, who was pregnant, the other one he was kicking several times and put bruises on her legs," explained Officer Dan Fisher, Palm Bay Police Department. Sixth graders at Christa McAuliffe Elementary School were playing soccer during PE class when one student said Lord did not want to participate, so he was scolded by another teacher.

"He just stated walking, like pouting. All the teachers started walking with him. Finally, he goes and jumps the fence and starts running," student Eric Barroso told Eyewitness News. A couple of counselors tried to prevent Lord from leaving school and that's when he got violent. According to the arrest affidavit, Lord screamed at school officials, "B****, I'm going to kill you and him" and he was "flipping 'the bird' at them."

Police said the child did not show any emotion until he was taken away in a police car. "We were driving away from the school and he started begging, 'Let me have a second chance,'" Fisher explained. "I said, 'You had your second chance.'"

Mom Fires Shotgun at Daughter's Ex-Boyfriend; Police Taser Her After She Kicks Out Cop Car Window

Now THAT'S what we call hard core . . . as if you couldn't tell by the looks of Anthonia Montairo Catoire-Miller, 33, of Madisonville, Louisianna. Ms. Catorie-Miller faces charges of attempted second degree murder, simple criminal damage to property, resisting an officer, taking contraband to and from a penal institution, and two contempt of court warrants. The last couple seem to indicate she MAY have been slightly familiar with the legal system in this country prior to the latest incident which, in the very least, puts her in the running for our "Mother of the Year" competition. We'll let WWL tell the rest of the story to you:

Investigators say 33-year-old Anthonia Montairo Catoire-Miller of #7 Hester St., Madisonville was driving a minivan with three of her teenage children Monday afternoon near the intersection of Kathmann and Hester streets off Hwy. 22

According to police, Catoire-Miller spotted her daughter's ex-boyfriend standing nearby with a group of friends. After driving a short distance away from the group, police say that the woman stopped her vehicle and backed up, and pointed the barrel of a .410 shotgun out of the driver's side window and fired one shot in his direction. Although the victim was 15 - 20 feet from the vehicle, he was not hit, according to a Sheriff's Department spokesman.

Investigators say Catoire-Miller then parked her vehicle in a nearby driveway and walked a short distance with her children to her pending residence at 70 Oak Park Drive. Deputies responding to a 911 call say they found an extremely combative Catoire-Miller in her Oak Park Dr. residence. After being handcuffed and placed in the rear of a patrol car, officers say she used her legs to kick out one of the unit's rear windows. Deputies say they were finally able to subdue Catoire-Miller after using a taser.

Due to her combative state, deputies say they were unable to determine a motive for the shooting. Investigators say the shotgun was retrieved from the Oak Park Dr. house. During processing at the jail, officials say a second live shotgun shell was found in Catoire-Miller�s brassiere.

Couple Caught Having Sex in Police Station Parking Lot

To misquote Dean Wormer from Animal House, "Fat, drunk and naked in a police station parking lot is no way to go through life, son!" Here's more from the UPI:

Police in Hellertown, Pa., said a couple caught having sex in the police station parking lot told officers they did not realize where they had parked. Officers said the driver, Dennis Conor Cullen, was charged with drunken driving but neither he nor his female passenger, who was not named, were charged with anything related to their parking lot love making, The (Allentown, Pa.) Morning Call reported Thursday. Police said Cullen, 23, and the woman admitted to drinking earlier in the evening at a Lehigh University function but Cullen refused to submit a blood sample.

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School Resource Officer, 42, Fired for Pulling Girl, 13, Out of Class, Declaring His Love for Her

Apparently this school has run out of teachers for the students to have relationships with, so now their turning to the inhouse cops, er, "resource officers." In this case we have a 42-year-old former teacher, turned school cop, who admitted that he pulled a 13-year-old girl out of class, took her to an office and told her that he loved her. Of course, being a normal teenager, she promptly freaked out and told a guidance counselor who told the principal. Here's more from TampaBay.com:

Christopher Magavero, 42, a Pasco sheriff's deputy since 2000, admitted making the statement, said Sheriff's Office spokesman Doug Tobin. Sheriff Bob White then fired him, citing conduct unbecoming an officer.

Magavero, who has been at River Ridge Middle since late 2004, pulled the girl out of class Wednesday and took her to an administrative assistant's office, where they were alone, Tobin said. Sitting across a desk from her, he told the girl his feelings.

The Sheriff's Office is conducting a criminal investigation to make sure nothing physical occurred between Magavero and the girl.

"We have no evidence that anything physical took place, no evidence that a crime occurred at this point," Tobin said. "But the deputy certainly committed an incredible error in judgment."

Babysitter Arrested After Toddler Shoots 8-Year-Old

That headline pretty much says it all, doesn't it? Don't let strangers watch your kids . . . especially strangers who either own handguns or just leave them lying around where a 2-year-old can get a hold of them. Why shoot an 8-year-old? Why not? Who would you like to have shot when you were two if you got your hands on a gun? Think about it!
The details are sketchy on the story (the toddler refuses to talk until his mob lawyer can cut a deal with the DA) but needless to say, you're not likely to find another headline like this.

Until at least next week. Hey, this is Florida, we're surpised this doesn't happen every day! At right, the mug shot of the arrested babysitter, Trevaris Brown.

Here's more from the Miami Herald:

Trevaris Brown, 18, charged with child neglect, is free on $7,500 bond. According to police, Brown told Miami Detective Fernando Bosch that he was baby sitting a group of children ranging from 1 to 10 years old Saturday night at 5930 NW First Ave. He admitted ``he left the children home alone and went to the store.'' While away, a 2-year-old got a hold of a gun and shot the girl. She is expected to make a full recovery, police said. It was unclear who the gun belonged to.

Texas HS Squad Causes Stir After Mock Execution During Pep Rally

How Well Armed Do You Like Your HS Cheerleaders? - Like most schools across the country, Nacogdoches High is both Drug Free and Gun Free as a sign outside the building proudly boasts . . . unless, of course, you're a cheerleader then those kinds of "little details" get thrown out the window. Take, for instance, a recent pep rally at NHS and a skit designed to fire up the fans put on by the cheerleaders. The premise was simple enough (and oft repeated at HS pep rallies across the USA): the school mascot is kidnapped by students of the rival school (played by your JV cheerleaders, of course) and held of ransom. Your varsity cheerleaders ride in to the rescue and free the mascot, assuring that your team will march to victory at Friday night's big game. Oh, we forgot to mention: after freeing the mascot you then force the "kidnappers" to kneel in front of you, pull out your guns and shoot them in the head. After their deaths you throw money into the air (WTF?) and put their corpses in a pile so you dance on their graves! (Tony Soprano would be so proud! Go Fighting Mobsters!) 

We think it may be that last little part that is causing the stir at Nacogdoches HS, although so far no one has been suspended and the administration does not seem to be overly concerned about its young ladies performing mob hits on their rivals. According to NHS principal Nathan "Deadeye" Chaddick, " . . . this was just a simple skit done by our cheerleaders just to promote some school spirit and motivate the football team at a pep rally ... they were doing like a little country, cowboy-type skit." He goes on to compare this friendly teen sports carnage to classic theatre adding, "What do they want us to do with Shakespeare when kids have swords stabbing each other or plays with some shooting? It's the same thing. It's the same little skit. But because these three girls have a personal thing going on against some cheerleaders, they feel they have a right to use this venue for their personal agenda or purpose, and I'm just not going to allow that." The "they" Chadwick is referring to are two students who wrote an editorial in the school newspaper titled "Fearleaders" that was--surprise!--critical of the skit. Chaddick, of course, got to edit the copy and eliminated three whole paragraphs that just happened questioned the administration's support for the skit. (An unedited version of the editorial is supposed to be posted to the Daily Sentinel on Sunday, but their Opinion page is currently on loading correctly. If it did, you might be able to read it here.) 
Now, we don't think these cheerleaders should be kicked out of school or nothin', but we do have to question the decision-making skills of old Deadeye and anyone else at NHS who may have approved this skit beforehand or is not the least bit concerned about it now. (Daily Sentinel) 

Male Teacher Caught Leering at Schoolgirls While Using Homemade Electrical Sex Toy in Car

Yes, you read that headline correct. Who ever said that all those "shop classes" wouldn't pay off some day, eh?
The good news? It didn't happen in the United States, although this might, uh, "inspire" some of our fine male teachers here to take up the challenge and invent their own homemade electrical sex toys. That's the kind of "can do" spirit this country is known for.
Let's see if we have the details correct: Guy Milford has taught in Clydebank area schools (Scotland) for more than 10 years. Police found him in his car near Clydebank High as hew watched (they use the term leered) as students walked into school. So far, he's just annoying. Then police say they also found a “bizarre” electrical sex toy plugged into his car’s cigarette lighter. And to top things off Milford had his pants down around his hips and his hands on his lap and, okay, I don't need to draw you a picture, do I?
Here's more from the Clydebank Post:

Married dad, Guy Milford — who had worked in schools in the area for 10 years — had the “bizarre” electrical sex toy plugged into his car’s cigarette lighter as he watched pupils going into Clydebank High.

The weirdo 34-year-old was due to be working at Clydemuir Primary, in Dalmuir, on the day of the sickening incident. Cops rumbled Milford near the high school gates at around 8.30am as pupils arrived for classes. Milford later told Dumbarton Sheriff Court he was on his way to work, but the high school is more than a mile away from Clydemuir and he would have had to have taken a significant detour to be there.

Cops were stunned when they discovered the vibrating device on the teacher’s lap as he sat in his clapped out Volkswagon Polo. WPC Alana Innes, 24, a police officer for four years, told Dumbarton Sheriff Court on Friday: “I had never dealt with anything like this before and I was quite shocked. I could not believe it had happened right next to a high school.”
Arresting officer PC Christopher Holmes said: “The car was [initially] directly across the road from the school gates, no more than twenty yards from the entrance.

"When I went to speak to him I could see he was nervous because he was shaking and there were beads of sweat on his forehead.

“He was in the driver’s seat with both hands on his lap, which was unusual, but more unusual was I could see lots of red and green wires poking through his hand and the device was attached to the cigarette lighter.

“His trousers had been pulled down around his hips.”

Milford admitted he had used the device earlier on his journey, whilst driving through the Clyde Tunnel, but insisted he had not been using it outside the school.