Teacher Melissa Snow Arrested for Sex With Boy - Sheridan High School, Colorado

Today's Female Teacher Sex Scandal comes to us from the small town of Sheridan, Colorado where Melissa Snow, who used to teach at Sheridan High School. Apparently a tip led cops to investigate accusations that Ms. "Pure as the Driven" Snow, 27, had sex multiple times with an underage male student. The school district, it seems, is most pleased that at least it didn't happen at the school . . . probably because that would have meant some additional janitorial costs, if you know what I mean.
There is also something creepy about Snow's eyes in the mug shot (right) don't you think? Could be the angle or it could be a partial stink eye, hard to tell. Either way, it looks like she's thinking "You will do my bidding and service me, young man!"
Here's more from the Denver Post:

She posted $50,000 bond on charges of sexual assault by a person in a position of trust and sexual assault with a pattern of behavior. The latter charge resulted from suspicion "that this happened more than once," said Denver police spokesman Sonny Jackson, who would not elaborate on the details. The tip that led to the arrest was provided by a school employee, but Sheridan police turned the case over to Denver because the alleged sexual assaults happened there, Sheridan police Cmdr. Diane Stone said.

Page Six: Ivana Trump Refuses to Believe Much Younger Hubby Cheated on Her With Hot Italian Model Belen

Who's the bigger dumbass here? Ivana "Crypt Keeper" Trump for refusing the believe that her husband Rossano Rubicondi (24 years her junior, by the way) would actually cheat on her with a pretty Italian model or Rubicondi who, if he had the chance to nail the extremely hot Belen, turned her down? We think that's a picture of Belen at right, but who knows with all these foreign models anymore?
Tough call, isn't it? Here's more from the NY Post's Page Six:

"Nothing sexual happened. That I know for sure," Ivana writes in her Page Six Magazine column in this Sunday's Post. "Rossano is on his way back from Honduras [where he competed in an Italian reality TV show]. I'm not going to make any other comment until I speak to him . . . Then I'll make a decision about how to handle the situation."

British Comedian Eddie Izzard Admits He Illegally Donated to Obama Campaign

Here's a video clip of British comedian Eddie Izzard (former star of "The Riches") is caught by CNN cameras last night following the American Presidential campaign, and admitting that while he can't vote (because he's not a US citizen) he did make a contribution to Barack Obama's campaign, which according to our legal experts is NOT legal. Guess he has to got to another famous American institution: the PMITA prison. Watch it for yourself and notice how Izzard seems to not want the words to come out of his mouth, but can't stop himself, he's so overjoyed that Obama won.
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Watch the clip here.

University of Nebraska-Lincoln Student Brandishes Toy Gun in Class, Tells Students to "Get Down" So Some Jump Out Windows

After all of the high school and college shootings over the years here in the USA, you would thinkt that someone would have to be pretty stupid to bring a toy gun to class and wave it around yelling, "get down." Or, you could be Ryan Labenz, 24, a senior art major at University of Nebraska-Lincoln, who allegedly pulled that stunt this week which caused several of his frightened classmates to jump out the window. Okay, the class was on the first floor, but still! Here's more from Omaha.com:

A 24-year-old University of Nebraska-Lincoln student was arrested Monday after allegedly brandishing a toy gun on campus.

Ryan Labenz, a senior art major, pulled out what appeared to be a silver gun outside an art class in Richards Hall and shouted "get down," said Owen Yardley, UNL police chief. Several students in a nearby classroom felt threatened and decided to escape by jumping out a first-floor window, police said. No one was hurt.

UNL police arrested Labenz 13 minutes later at his residence on the 900 block of Y Street. Police recovered the gun, which turned out to be a toy. UNL Police Capt. Carl Oestmann said Monday afternoon that authorities were still interviewing Labenz and other students. Oestman wouldn't say whether Labenz was playing a joke or intended to scare others.

Parents Demand Resignation of Teacher Who Did Striptease in Front of Students - Hungary

From our "What the Hell?" Department: The image is kind of grainy, but you can definitely see a younger woman in what appears to be a gymnasium in front of adults and teens start dancing when the song "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Joe Cocker comes on. It's obvious right away that she intends to start taking her clothes off, but no one seems to be stopping her . . . not the least of which are her 15-year-old students at this party.
The headmaster at the school in Zalaegerszeg, Hungary so far has refused parents calls for her resignation,saying she is "A valuable asset to the school, well liked by everyone" and also saying children would see more flesh on a beach than what they did at the party. Anyone ready to move to Hungary and start school over again? Watch the video for yourself below.

Female Teacher, 45, Accused of Having Sex With Boy, 17 - Cynthia Horvath

Cynthia Horvath, a rather hot looking 45-year-old teacher/cheerleading coach at Warner Christian Academy in Florida has been arrested for an alleged sexual affair with a 17-year-old male student. That's Cynthia at school picture at right. Below, the former teacher in handcuffs.
According to cops, Horvath a married mother of four, reportedly approached the teen about her "feelings" last spring and the two carried on a torrid affair during the summer months before being discovered this fall. According to the arrest affidavit the two lovers allegedly have sex in various place, mostly in parked cars, as many as 25 times, including once in a Walmart parking lot where they were caught naked by the cops. What happened to them? The police asked the teen if he was PAYING FOR SEX and then let them go. That's some nice police work there Lou.
The worst part of the story? One of Horvath's own sons is a classmate of the victim, and has since had to be transfered to another school. Yeah, probably wouldn't be cool to be walking around the halls of your school with people talking about your mom having an alleged affair with one of your friends.
Here's more from the News-Journal Online:

Investigators said the sexual acts between the pair occurred in both Port Orange and Daytona Beach. Many of them took place in Horvath's car in the parking lot of supermarkets and under the Dunlawton Bridge. When they weren't in the car, the teacher and teen went to motels in Daytona Beach, the arrest report shows.

Horvath resigned Oct. 13 after Tress confronted her with allegations about the relationship. The headmaster learned of the affair from another teacher at the school, who in turn heard it from several of the boy's classmates. The students who reported their suspicions about Horvath and the high school senior told police they had seen several of the sultry text messages Horvath sent to the boy.

According to the arrest report, the fellow classmates said it was Horvath who first approached the teenager, telling him she "had feelings" for him. Many of the classmates also saw text messages that included the phrase, "I love having sex with you," the report states.

Another report at the News-Journal Online gives even more saucey details:

According to her attorney, Horvath, the mother of four children -- one of whom is in the same class with the teen who was seeing Horvath -- was inside the store buying prescription medication for her husband, who is recovering from an appendectomy. An arrest affidavit released by Port Orange police Wednesday, however, shows Horvath went to Walmarts in Port Orange and Daytona Beach several times this year for other reasons.

The first time Horvath and the teen had sex was in her car in the parking lot of the Walmart on Dunlawton Avenue in Port Orange, the report states. In all, the pair met 25 times for sexual romps just in Port Orange, and "in various locations in Daytona Beach as well," the report shows. Besides the Walmart parking lots, the two also met in the parking lot of the Publix supermarket on Beville Road and under the Dunlawton Bridge. They also rendezvoused at the La Quinta Inn and Super 8 motels in Daytona Beach, police say.

During one of their meetings at the Walmart parking lot in Port Orange, a policeman approached Horvath's car. Teacher and teen rushed to put their clothes on, the report states. Before they could completely dress, however, Officer Jesse Pierson was at the window asking the pair what they were doing. After the two admitted they were having sex, Pierson then asked the boy whether he had paid for the act, the report shows. Horvath was not arrested and that episode is being investigated by detectives, the report shows.

Girl Stabs Boyfriend in Back While Holding Her Baby

Isn't that the way it is when you first get married and have kids? You just don't have enough time to go all stabby on each other like your single friends in the trailer park. So, you have to learn to get close to each other even when the kids are around. Certainly within arms reach so you can put that knife in your boyfriend's back like you used to. It's all about the love and the blood!
Here's more from the Salt Lake Tribune:

A Salt Lake City teenager was arrested Tuesday for allegedly stabbing her live-in boyfriend in the back. Police say she held her small child while assaulting the man. Police arrived at 920 N. Dorothea Way (1862 West) around 4:42 p.m. where the 20-year-old victim told police he had been stabbed in the back by his 17-year-old girlfriend, who was apparently upset that he had told her he planned on leaving her, said Salt Lake City police Detective Jeff Bedard.
The man said he started to walk away from his girlfriend after breaking up with her and that he "lost all feeling in his legs," Bedard said. He then realized that the girlfriend had stabbed him in the back with a knife. The man was taken to an area hospital in serious condition. The teenager fled the scene in a vehicle, but later turned herself into police. She was booked into juvenile detention on suspicion of aggravated assault and child endangerment. The child was unharmed during the incident.

Miss Louisiana Teen USA Arrested for Skipping Out on Restaurant Bill, Leaves Purse Behind With Weed in It

Seriously.

How many of you out there thought that beauty queens had brains? Thought so.

The latest example comes to us from the South, where Lindsey Evans, Miss Louisiana Teen USA, and her friends were trying to have a nice lunch but weren't particularly happy with the slow service. So they did what most people do . . . they ran out on the bill. (That's sarcasm, for those of you who don't get it.) Only Ms. Evans was dumb enough to leave her purse behind which not only included her ID, but also a little bit of weed! At right, one of the cutest little ol' mug shot you're ever likely to see. She can't be guilty with a pretty face like that, can she? Below is her AFTER picture. Looks like she may also be smuggling a couple of melons there, but we'll let the cops sort out all the charges. No doubt, a strip search will likely be required. Volunteers?
Here's more from the Daily Mail:

Just as officers finished taking a statement from the manager, the group returned and police immediately recognised the 5ft 8in, blonde, green-eyed beauty from her driver's licence picture. Then it went from bad to worse. Not only were the four taken into custody, but police allegedly found Xanax and a bag of marijuana in Evans' purse. Evans has been charged with theft and possession.
One of Evans' friends, Jennifer Martin, 22, claims that they were ready to pay the bill at Posado's restaurant in Bossier City, Louisiana, with cash and debit cards, but 'the service was so slow, we just said "screw it" and left'.A spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organisation says they haven't decided Evans' fate. Her reign ends next month. Evans says her hobbies include dancing, shopping and networking. Her motto in life is: 'If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.'

UPDATE: In Addition to Her Weed, Miss Teen Louisiana USA Will Also Lose Crown!


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Federal "Do Not Call List" Creates High-Paying Jobs?

This came in the old tip email box today. Anyone really making money taking surveys online?

Congress finally did something. And did it right. And by doing so, I got a high-paying job.

See, when they stopped telephone solicitors, companies now have to find other ways to test a market.

So they pay people to take surveys. And I'm tapped into a HUGE database of firms paying out bucks for opinions.

Talk about a lazy way to make a living! Check it out: http://www.makemoneytakingsurveys.org/

And I'm gonna show a select few people how to cherry pick the best, highest paying companies on a first-come, first-serve basis.

Hustle your little old self over to my site right quick for the best ones:
http://www.makemoneytakingsurveys.org/

Just my way of saying thanks for not making me wait.

Thanks,
Laurie

P.S.- If all the people who ever told me to keep quiet about what I thought could only see me now! :-)

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Michigan Man Arrested for Receiving Sexual Favors From Car Wash Vacuum

Not a lot of details on this story . . . but do you really need many? Or pictures, for that matter? The mental image will be one you'll have in your head long enough. Reminds me of that old saying: "I was sad because I had no girlfriend, until I met a man who didn't have correct change." Words to live by!
Here's the basic story from Yahoo News:

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

12-Year-Old Arrested for Hitting Pregnant Teacher With Sticks & Stones

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?" A tiny, teary-eyed 6th grade apparently learned that nursery rhyme, but forgot the part where you're NOT supposed to throw things at your teacher . . . especially one who is pregnant and only trying to keep you from leaving school grounds without permission. At right, the tiny mug shot of Jason Lord. But enough of that, here's more from WFTV:

The boy stands just four feet tall and weighs just 54 pounds, but apparently the little 12-year-old has a big temper. He was arrested for viciously attacking his pregnant school counselor and is now facing two felony charges, battery on a pregnant female and battery on a school official.

The 12-year-old started running away from his teachers and was about to jump the fence when the counselors tried to stop him and that's when he got mad. "Next time, it's not going to be a pleasant visit! You go to school to learn!" a Palm Bay officer told Jason Lord as he got into a squad car.Lord was arrested for throwing sticks and rocks at a pregnant counselor and then hitting a second counselor.

"They tried to get him under control and threw sticks and one, who was pregnant, the other one he was kicking several times and put bruises on her legs," explained Officer Dan Fisher, Palm Bay Police Department. Sixth graders at Christa McAuliffe Elementary School were playing soccer during PE class when one student said Lord did not want to participate, so he was scolded by another teacher.

"He just stated walking, like pouting. All the teachers started walking with him. Finally, he goes and jumps the fence and starts running," student Eric Barroso told Eyewitness News. A couple of counselors tried to prevent Lord from leaving school and that's when he got violent. According to the arrest affidavit, Lord screamed at school officials, "B****, I'm going to kill you and him" and he was "flipping 'the bird' at them."

Police said the child did not show any emotion until he was taken away in a police car. "We were driving away from the school and he started begging, 'Let me have a second chance,'" Fisher explained. "I said, 'You had your second chance.'"

Mom Fires Shotgun at Daughter's Ex-Boyfriend; Police Taser Her After She Kicks Out Cop Car Window

Now THAT'S what we call hard core . . . as if you couldn't tell by the looks of Anthonia Montairo Catoire-Miller, 33, of Madisonville, Louisianna. Ms. Catorie-Miller faces charges of attempted second degree murder, simple criminal damage to property, resisting an officer, taking contraband to and from a penal institution, and two contempt of court warrants. The last couple seem to indicate she MAY have been slightly familiar with the legal system in this country prior to the latest incident which, in the very least, puts her in the running for our "Mother of the Year" competition. We'll let WWL tell the rest of the story to you:

Investigators say 33-year-old Anthonia Montairo Catoire-Miller of #7 Hester St., Madisonville was driving a minivan with three of her teenage children Monday afternoon near the intersection of Kathmann and Hester streets off Hwy. 22

According to police, Catoire-Miller spotted her daughter's ex-boyfriend standing nearby with a group of friends. After driving a short distance away from the group, police say that the woman stopped her vehicle and backed up, and pointed the barrel of a .410 shotgun out of the driver's side window and fired one shot in his direction. Although the victim was 15 - 20 feet from the vehicle, he was not hit, according to a Sheriff's Department spokesman.

Investigators say Catoire-Miller then parked her vehicle in a nearby driveway and walked a short distance with her children to her pending residence at 70 Oak Park Drive. Deputies responding to a 911 call say they found an extremely combative Catoire-Miller in her Oak Park Dr. residence. After being handcuffed and placed in the rear of a patrol car, officers say she used her legs to kick out one of the unit's rear windows. Deputies say they were finally able to subdue Catoire-Miller after using a taser.

Due to her combative state, deputies say they were unable to determine a motive for the shooting. Investigators say the shotgun was retrieved from the Oak Park Dr. house. During processing at the jail, officials say a second live shotgun shell was found in Catoire-Miller�s brassiere.

Couple Caught Having Sex in Police Station Parking Lot

To misquote Dean Wormer from Animal House, "Fat, drunk and naked in a police station parking lot is no way to go through life, son!" Here's more from the UPI:

Police in Hellertown, Pa., said a couple caught having sex in the police station parking lot told officers they did not realize where they had parked. Officers said the driver, Dennis Conor Cullen, was charged with drunken driving but neither he nor his female passenger, who was not named, were charged with anything related to their parking lot love making, The (Allentown, Pa.) Morning Call reported Thursday. Police said Cullen, 23, and the woman admitted to drinking earlier in the evening at a Lehigh University function but Cullen refused to submit a blood sample.