Girl Stabs Boyfriend in Back While Holding Her Baby

Isn't that the way it is when you first get married and have kids? You just don't have enough time to go all stabby on each other like your single friends in the trailer park. So, you have to learn to get close to each other even when the kids are around. Certainly within arms reach so you can put that knife in your boyfriend's back like you used to. It's all about the love and the blood!
Here's more from the Salt Lake Tribune:

A Salt Lake City teenager was arrested Tuesday for allegedly stabbing her live-in boyfriend in the back. Police say she held her small child while assaulting the man. Police arrived at 920 N. Dorothea Way (1862 West) around 4:42 p.m. where the 20-year-old victim told police he had been stabbed in the back by his 17-year-old girlfriend, who was apparently upset that he had told her he planned on leaving her, said Salt Lake City police Detective Jeff Bedard.
The man said he started to walk away from his girlfriend after breaking up with her and that he "lost all feeling in his legs," Bedard said. He then realized that the girlfriend had stabbed him in the back with a knife. The man was taken to an area hospital in serious condition. The teenager fled the scene in a vehicle, but later turned herself into police. She was booked into juvenile detention on suspicion of aggravated assault and child endangerment. The child was unharmed during the incident.

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Miss Louisiana Teen USA Arrested for Skipping Out on Restaurant Bill, Leaves Purse Behind With Weed in It

Seriously.

How many of you out there thought that beauty queens had brains? Thought so.

The latest example comes to us from the South, where Lindsey Evans, Miss Louisiana Teen USA, and her friends were trying to have a nice lunch but weren't particularly happy with the slow service. So they did what most people do . . . they ran out on the bill. (That's sarcasm, for those of you who don't get it.) Only Ms. Evans was dumb enough to leave her purse behind which not only included her ID, but also a little bit of weed! At right, one of the cutest little ol' mug shot you're ever likely to see. She can't be guilty with a pretty face like that, can she? Below is her AFTER picture. Looks like she may also be smuggling a couple of melons there, but we'll let the cops sort out all the charges. No doubt, a strip search will likely be required. Volunteers?
Here's more from the Daily Mail:

Just as officers finished taking a statement from the manager, the group returned and police immediately recognised the 5ft 8in, blonde, green-eyed beauty from her driver's licence picture. Then it went from bad to worse. Not only were the four taken into custody, but police allegedly found Xanax and a bag of marijuana in Evans' purse. Evans has been charged with theft and possession.
One of Evans' friends, Jennifer Martin, 22, claims that they were ready to pay the bill at Posado's restaurant in Bossier City, Louisiana, with cash and debit cards, but 'the service was so slow, we just said "screw it" and left'.A spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organisation says they haven't decided Evans' fate. Her reign ends next month. Evans says her hobbies include dancing, shopping and networking. Her motto in life is: 'If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.'

UPDATE: In Addition to Her Weed, Miss Teen Louisiana USA Will Also Lose Crown!


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Federal "Do Not Call List" Creates High-Paying Jobs?

This came in the old tip email box today. Anyone really making money taking surveys online?

Congress finally did something. And did it right. And by doing so, I got a high-paying job.

See, when they stopped telephone solicitors, companies now have to find other ways to test a market.

So they pay people to take surveys. And I'm tapped into a HUGE database of firms paying out bucks for opinions.

Talk about a lazy way to make a living! Check it out: http://www.makemoneytakingsurveys.org/

And I'm gonna show a select few people how to cherry pick the best, highest paying companies on a first-come, first-serve basis.

Hustle your little old self over to my site right quick for the best ones:
http://www.makemoneytakingsurveys.org/

Just my way of saying thanks for not making me wait.

Thanks,
Laurie

P.S.- If all the people who ever told me to keep quiet about what I thought could only see me now! :-)

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Michigan Man Arrested for Receiving Sexual Favors From Car Wash Vacuum

Not a lot of details on this story . . . but do you really need many? Or pictures, for that matter? The mental image will be one you'll have in your head long enough. Reminds me of that old saying: "I was sad because I had no girlfriend, until I met a man who didn't have correct change." Words to live by!
Here's the basic story from Yahoo News:

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

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