Female Drama Teacher, 35, Accused of Sex With Boy, 17 - Lisa Glide, Old Bridge High School

Looks like new things are going on at the Old Bridge High School in New Jersey, the latest school to be hit by a cougar attack! And we don't mean by the furry kind. This one is a 35-year-old drama teacher who should have known better. At right, the only picture we could find of Lisa Glide from the 2007 Old Bridge High School year book. Here's more from NJ.com:

An Old Bridge High School drama teacher was arrested today on charges she had a sexual relationship with a male student that started in February, authorities said. Lisa Glide, 35, of Howell Township, Monmouth County, faces a second-degree charges of sexual assault and child endangerment, Middlesex County Prosecutor Bruce Kaplan said in a statement issued today.

The prosecutor's office began an investigation into Glide on Nov. 25 after receiving information about the sexual relationship, Kaplan said. Investigators determined Glide began having a sex with the boy in February, when he was still a student at the school, Kaplan said. The 17-year-old graduated in June, school authorities said.

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Man Arrested for Assaulting Girlfriend With McDonald's Cheeseburger: No Word on Damaged Fries, Coke

We're pretty sure it wasn't part of any Happy Meal. According to police, Vincent Gonzalez, 22, of Vero Beach, Florida wasted a perfectly good cheeseburger this week during an argument with his girlfriend. Gonzalez and the unidentified woman were reportedly fighting in a car when he would not let her leave. At that point she threw Gonzalez's drink out of the car (likely a large Coke with no ice), and he grabber her arm and forced the cheeseburger into her face, according to the police report. Their discussion of proper fast food eating techniques was apparently over, as both of them stepped out of the car and Gonzalez once again smashed the cheeseburger into the woman's face.
Gonzalez has been charged battery domestic violence and unlawful destruction of a delicious 100% all beef patty smothered in glorious cheese on a toasted bun. (Okay, we made that last part up, but it should be a crime, right?) At right, the alleged weapon, being held in the Vero Beach jail fridge for later questioning . . . or eating. (TCPalm.com)

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Father of the Year Finalist Has Boy, 9, Drive Him on Beer Run

Too drunk to go buy more beer? No problem! Just have your kid do it! What' he's only 9? Hey, he's gotta learn to drive sometime, right? Now is as good a time as any and you're thirsty.

We assume that's the thought process of one Florida dad who is accused of making his young son drive the family pick-up to buy booze for good ol' dad. Here's more from CBS News:

Authorities in southwest Florida say an intoxicated man had his 9-year-old son take him on a beer run. Cape Coral police arrested the 27-year-old man last week, after seeing a pickup truck drive onto a median.

When officers stopped the truck, the man told them he was teaching his son to drive. Officers say the father's speech was slurred, his breath smelled of alcohol and he unable to stand without swaying. Police said an open case of Budweiser beer was in the backseat.

The man was charged with cruelty toward a child and allowing an unlicensed minor to drive.

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Teacher Anna Huck Davis Arrested for Sex With Boy, 15 - Started Dating His Dad!

Female teachers: want to hook up with underage boys? Why not start by dating their fathers?

That's allegedly what happened down in Louisiana where Anna Huck Davis, a special needs teacher at Benton High School, allegedly started dating a divorced man. Shortly thereafter, the dad found out about the affair that Davis, the divorced mother of four, has allegedly admitted to. According to cops, the two engaged in sex at least 10 times over the past several months and the affair came to light when Davis told the teen's father.

After Davis was arrested, she reportedly admitted to Bossier Parish Sheriff's Deputies that she had sex with the teen, telling officer Ed Baswell, "I'm in love with him, and I want to marry him". Says Baswell of that admission, "I don't know if she understood exactly what she was doing."

Really? (KSLA)

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