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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Cops Sleeps Through Own Booking Photo?

How tired would you have to be to not even wake up while being booked at the police station for assaulting your girlfriend? I call shenanigans on this mug shot of Robert "Wake Me in the Morning" Szoyka, which shows another officer from the North Palm Beach Department of Public Safety Department holding up his head in the picture. Either someone can wake you up long enough to get you to open your eyes (a little cold water, perhaps?) or there is something medically wrong with you that would require a trip to the emergency room. Holding up his head like a sleepy puppy? Please! It's likely part of a defense ploy, in our humble opinion.

Police claim the found Szoyka asleep in his car when they went to arrest him after his girlfriend accused him of hitting her. Not surprisingly, following his arrest Szoyka was suspended from the police force . . . which should give him time to catch up on his sleep. (MSNBC)

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