Drunk Teen Calls 911, Asks Cops for Ride Home

Okay, so technically because this happened in the UK this kid called 999 (same thing as 911 in the US) but he's still a dumbass. He also allegedly bit a cop who showed up to arrest him AND THEN give him a ride . . . to the police station

Here's more story from the BBC:

A drunk teenager who dialled 999 to demand that police give him a lift home has been told by a judge that he narrowly avoided being sent to jail. Daniel Paskin called repeatedly to ask police to send a car to pick him up in Perth in the early hours of 11 January. Instead of taking him home, they took him to the police station where he bit an officer's hand.

Paskin, 17, has been placed on probation and was ordered to carry out 120 hours of community service. Perth Sheriff Court was told that when the officers came to arrest Paskin he said: "I have called 999 loads. Take me home to Scone."

Paskin, now of Culliven Court, Perth, admitted persistently misusing the 999 system to demand the police attend a non-urgent and non-emergency matter. He also admitted assaulting Pc David Gillespie by biting him on the hand to his injury.