Man Sets Toilet Paper on Fire, Smears Own Feces on Police Station Bathroom Walls

It all started as a simple request for a guy to pay his bar tab. It ended with him setting some toilet paper on fire in a police station bathroom, taking a crap on the floor and them smearing his own feces on the walls. How does someone get from Point A to Point B? Here's the story from Philly.com:

Shortly before 3 a.m. yesterday, the pub in the Camden County township's Blenheim section contacted police about an unpaid bill. Jason Detora, the patron, said his girlfriend was on the way to settle the tab. When Nicole Leadbeater arrived, officers spoke with her - and arrested her for appearing to be under the influence.

She was taken to police headquarters, and so was Detora, "as a courtesy ... to wait for a ride," according to the police news release. The details of what happened next are probably best left to the police statement:

"While waiting in the hallway of Police Hqs Mr Detora entered the bathroom, when he came out of the bathroom Ptl. Thomas Wynne noticed an odor emanating from the hallway. Ptl. Wynne checked the bathroom and found toilet paper along with paper towels were piled up and lit on fire. Ptl. Wynne also found Mr. Detora had defecated on the floor then drew on the walls of the bathroom with feces. Mr Detora was immediately taken into custody."

Detora, 24, was charged with arson and criminal mischief while Leadbeater, 22, was charged with driving while intoxicated.