The new school year is less than a month old and already the female teacher/student sex crime stories are so far ahead of 08-09 that many principals are thinking of resigning early this year just to avoid the public embarrassment. This time we have middle school teacher Valerie Roesler, who was caught in a parked car in the middle of the night with a 15-year-old boy AND allegedly drunk at the time. Wow! You don't see that kind of dedication to ruining one's career every day.
Our sources are telling us that Roesler, who taught at Hayfield Secondary School in Alexandria, Virginia was the school's driver's ed and sex ed teacher. Those same sources say that, due to recent cutbacks, the school had to combine the two classes and, allegedly hold it in a car in the middle of the night. (BTW, We're starting not to trust some of our sources.)
Looking at Valerie Roesler's mug shot, don't you just want to yell "WAKE UP!"? And, either that's a cold sore over her upper lip or the lipstick got smeared somehow. Oh, yeah, never mind. Your comments on the lastest spat of student/teacher sex below. (Thanks to reader Rocco C. in Burk, VA for the tip on the story! Send your story tips to DumbassDaily at Gmail.com.)
Our sources are telling us that Roesler, who taught at Hayfield Secondary School in Alexandria, Virginia was the school's driver's ed and sex ed teacher. Those same sources say that, due to recent cutbacks, the school had to combine the two classes and, allegedly hold it in a car in the middle of the night. (BTW, We're starting not to trust some of our sources.)
Looking at Valerie Roesler's mug shot, don't you just want to yell "WAKE UP!"? And, either that's a cold sore over her upper lip or the lipstick got smeared somehow. Oh, yeah, never mind. Your comments on the lastest spat of student/teacher sex below. (Thanks to reader Rocco C. in Burk, VA for the tip on the story! Send your story tips to DumbassDaily at Gmail.com.)
Teacher Found Drunk With Boy, 15, in Car|ABC 7 NewsA Fairfax County teacher is charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and public intoxication after she was found in a parked car with a 15-year-old boy in the middle of the night. Officers discovered 27-year-old Valerie Roesler, of Alexandria, parked in a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer in the 7900 block of Gunston Hill Lane about 1:50 a.m. Sunday, police said.
Investigators believe the boy snuck out of his parents' home. He is not one of Roesler's students, police said. Investigators say Roesler met the boy earlier this year, but did not elaborate.
I bet she's hot when she's awake!
ReplyDeleteValerie was a friend of my ex and she is a whore . She was a history major at hofstra she had a boyfriend named todd and I heard she got her tits done to try and land a stripping job,
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