Wait Until You Get Home to Take the Viagra, Dumbass!
The Manatee County Sheriff's Office Douglas Benkert, 49, was arrested after a mom with two children in her Dodge truck driving next to him on State Road 70 said she saw him exposed and masturbating. She phoned 911, got his tag number and followed him until deputies stopped him at U.S. 301 and SR 70 East. Benkert told the deputy he was only adjusting himself, the sheriff's office said, and consented to a search of his car.SOURCE: Why you should wait until you get home before taking Viagra | 10connects.com | Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater
Inside they found a pill bottle containing Viagra. "Douglas stated that he had just picked up the Viagra from Publix at Lakewood Ranch and SR70 and had taken half of a 100mg pill," the sheriff's office said.
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1 comments:
You're the dumbass this time. V takes about an hour to kick in.
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