Dumbass Burglar Drops Cell Phone at Scene, Meets Up With Cops Later to Collect It

You certainly don't have to be smart to be a criminal these days. Well, at least if you want to stay out of jail. Take this guy for example:

An Orange Cove burglar is behind bars, but it's what put him there that has Sheriff's Deputies shaking their heads.  According to Fresno County Sheriff's Deputies, 22-year-old Jesse Neri Jr. of Visalia broke into a home on the 900 block of Fourth St. in Orange Cove on Saturday.

Neri got inside the home by breaking the back window, however once inside he set off the motion detectors, which activated the home's alarm. Neri quickly fled the scene, and in the process dropped his cell phone near the broken window.

During the course of the investigation, deputies discovered the phone and were able to identify that it belonged to Neri. Officers then called Neri (not identifying themselves as deputies) and offered to meet up with him to return the phone.  Neri fell for the ruse and agreed to meet deputies near the intersection of Huntsman & Hills Valley to reclaim his phone.

Visalia Burglar Arrested After Leaving Cell Phone At The Scene - KMPH Fox 26 Central San Joaquin Valley News Source in Fresno, California Entertainment, News, Sports and Weather |

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