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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Teen Arrested for Assault With a Burrito

No, we're not making this up! The incident happened between two moving vehicles and the victim's car suffered a cracked windshield as a result of its contact with the popular Mexican food. No other significant injuries occurred, although for some reason, the Geico Gecko is now talking with a strange Spanish accent.
A South Carolina teenager is facing a felony charge for throwing a "deadly missile" at a moving vehicle. The armament in question was a burrito. According to the below Hernando County Sheriff's Office report, the 15-year-old suspect, a passenger in a Dodge, allegedly threw the burrito Saturday afternoon at John Addie's Honda as the cars traveled alongside each other on a Florida street. Cops discovered burrito remnants inside and outside the vehicle, as well as on Addie, who was not injured when struck by the flying foodstuff (somehow, Addie's Honda suffered a chipped windshield during the incident).
Armed With A Deadly Burrito - October 14, 2009

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