Two Female Teachers, One Underage Boy, 13 - Bountiful Junior High School

What, is there a shortage of horny teenaged boys? Sometimes we'll have one teacher with several students, but one student able to sex it up with more than one teacher? The real problem here is the kid left one of these middle aged women for the other. The first one confronted the second one, who then--for some reason--went to the cops. Hell hath no fury like a middle aged female junior high teacher scorned. Above, the mug shots of the two accused teachers, Valynne Bowers, 39 at the left and Linda R. Nef, 46, at the right.

Here'ss more from The Salt Lake Tribune:

Two Bountiful Junior High School teachers are accused of sexually assaulting the same 13-year-old student, after their separate relationships with him spiraled from personal conversations to the exchange of sexual text messages and phone sex, authorities said.

On Friday, the Davis County Attorney's Office filed first-degree felony charges of rape and sodomy on a child against Linda R. Nef, 46, and Valynne Bowers, 39.

Nef, a Utah studies teacher and cheerleading adviser, and Bowers, who teaches math, each confessed to having sex with the student, said Bountiful Police Lt. Randy Pickett. Until recently, the two teachers did not know about each other's relationship with the same boy, Pickett said.

The charges were filed after Nef arranged a meeting with police on Thursday and admitted having sex with the boy for more than a year, Pickett said. Their sexual relationship allegedly began in October 2007 and lasted until December 2008, he said.

During the meeting, Nef revealed Bowers' relationship with the boy, Pickett said. Bowers allegedly began having sex with him in December, and she also has acknowledged the relationship, he said.

Woman Calls 911 Three Times When She Doesn't Get Her McNuggets - Latreasa Goodman, Port Pierce, FLA

Yes, I know this story has been around a few days, but the audio just came out and it's hilarious. TheSmokingGun.com has the full police report here.

First though, here are the details from WTOC:

Latreasa Goodman from Florida says she paid for a box of McNuggets, but the manager told her they ran out. They offered her another option, but could not give a refund. And that's when she called 911 -- three times in a row.

She's been charged with misusing 911. Police say they tried to explain that McNugget drama is not an emergency, but according to the police report, she said, "This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."

McDonalds released a statement today saying they will offer her a refund and invite her back for a free order of chicken nuggets.

Elementary School Teacher Arrested for Phone Sex With Former Student

A good rule of thumb: if you're gonna have phone sex with a 16-year-old girl who used to be a student of yours, best not to do it while a couple friends are listening in. Actually, probably best not to have phone sex with underage girls at all.

Here's more from Miami Herald:

A Broward elementary-school teacher was fired Tuesday for allegedly making a sexual phone call to a former student. Schools officials said Matthew Diggs, a 41-year-old music teacher at Plantation Elementary, described his sexual fantasies and talked about oral sex while on the phone with a 16-year-old girl who had been his student in fourth and fifth grades.
He also allegedly started moaning, apparently masturbating during the call. Two other students overheard the sexual talk, according to the district's complaint. The complaint also said Diggs did not tell school authorities the truth when confronted about the incident.

Teacher Accused of Taping Student's Mouths Shut

Not this sh*t again?

Isn't there a class they teach you in teacher school about NOT taping kid's mouth's shut to keep them quiet? You'd think they'd cover that on the first day, but apparently not. At least not at Flintstone Elementary School in Maryland.

Here's more from KSN.com:

Parents are outraged after an elementary school teacher's aide allegedly taped several students' mouths shut in the cafeteria Wednesday at a in suburban Maryland. Prince George's County police are investigating the allegations at Flintstone Elementary School in Oxon Hill. "She just said she taped their mouths shut," said Rhonda Dupre.

The teacher's aide told Dupre she had taped Dupre's 6-year-old daughter's mouth shut because she and other students were talking, Dupre said. A sixth grade student told WRC-TV she saw at least six students with tape over their mouths. That student said the teacher's aide taped the students' mouths when they disobeyed an order to stop talking.

The teacher's aide was out on leave Thursday and is expected to take leave again Friday.

Latest Female Teacher Sex Scandal: Female Teacher With Female Student

Everybody who goes to school where there has NOT been a student/teacher sex scandal in 2009 please step forward. Not so fast, Oil City High School in PA. Does that mug shot creep anyone else out?

Here's more from KDKA:

A female teacher at Oil City High School is free on bond after being arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a 16 year old female student. Angie Marie Fetty, 34, who teaches English, is accused of having the 16 year old girl stay at her home in the same bed.

Police say Fetty admits only to hugging and kissing the girl. While searching Fetty's home, police also found a marijuana pipe. She faces a drug paraphernalia charge as well.

That Takes Some Balls! College Girl Arrested for Squeezing Boyfriends Balls - Chalie Simon, University of Colorado

To be fair, Chalie Simon, 19, a coed at the University of Colorado had good reason to be upset with her, uh, "boyfriend," Job "Ow My Balls" Donkor. Apparently Simon expected Donkor to show up at her apartment in the middle of the night (she left the key under the mat) probably for some late night video game action. Instead, Simon showed up at Donkor's door at 3 o'clock in the morning . . . while he had another girl in his bed. Uh, oh.

After a heated exchanged, Simon alleged grabbed Donkor by the testicles and squeezed really hard before leaving. That's when the cops showed up and--most likely--started laughing. At right, Chalie Simon's mug shot picture. Click here for the full police report, brought to you by our friends at TheSmokingGun.com. (Thanks to Brian D. for the link!)

Isn't there anyone at UC that can show this young lady a good time without breaking her heart? Or maybe she's already crossed the Vicki Mendoza Diagonal? See the video below if you don't know what that is.

Boy, 15, and Elementary School Teacher Missing - Lisa Lavoie, Maurice A. Donahue Elementary School

UPDATE: Missing Teacher and Teen Found in West Virginia Super 8 Motel! - Okay who had WV in the pool? No one? Well at least it's on the way to Orlando, Florida where we predicted they would end up, so we get half a point on this one. At right, Lisa Lavoie's mug shot picture. She's now listed as being 24 for some reason.

Here's more from the Boston Herald:

Massachusetts schoolteacher Lisa Lavoie is behind bars on a kidnapping charge in West Virginia today after police found her at a motel with a 15-year-old boy whose parents had complained about the relationship.

Lavoie, 24, appeared before a Monongalia County magistrate by videoconference from the North Central Regional Jail near Flatwoods, in central West Virginia. She was ordered held without bond because kidnapping in West Virginia carries a possible life sentence, said State Police Cpl. T.W. Goodnight.

In Massachusetts, she faces a charge of enticing a child under 16, and authorities in West Virginia plan to charge her as a fugitive from justice, Goodnight said. Michael Sullivan, mayor of Holyoke, Mass., said the enticement charge includes statutory rape. Lavoie will likely be released to Massachusetts authorities, but those details have not been worked out.

Authorities had been tracking the teacher and boy for several days through credit card and cell phone use, Sullivan said. On Monday night, state police were informed she was at the Super 8 Motel in a Morgantown shopping center just off Interstate 68. A motel manager declined comment, but Goodnight said the staff had been in contact with Massachusetts authorities before his team arrived this morning. After confirming a vehicle in the parking lot belonged to Lavoie, troopers got a passkey and went to her room.

The door was deadbolted, and officers tried to kick it in before Lavoie and the boy opened it, Goodnight said. Lavoie surrendered quietly.

EARLIER: Is 15 too old to be in elementary school? Apparently not at Maurice A. Donahue Elementary School in Holyoke, MA, where an eighth grade boy has--according to police--allegedly run off with his female teacher, 22.

Cops say that the parents of the boy came to them more than a week ago to file a missing persons report and asked them to interview Lisa Lavoie, the teen's teacher at the school. But now Lavoie is also missing and now HER parents have also filed a police report. It didn't take the boys at CSI: Holyoke to conclude that the pair has likely run off together . . . the question is where? The Canadian boarder is closer, but Mexico, despite the current unrest there, always seems to have an allure for runaway teens and their adult lovers.

Next on the list is usually Las Vegas, although it's harder to get work there now. Our bet is on Florida, likely the Orlando area near the theme parks.

We'd like to post pictures of the missing couple so that our readers could help in the search, but so far the cops--for some unknown reason--are refusing to release them. Hogging all the glory of the capture for yourself officers? If you think you've seen them, please contact the FBI or the Holyoke Police Department. (CBS 3 Springfield)

Female Teacher, 38, Accused of Having Sex With Boy on Classroom Floor & in Pickup Truck - Anna M. Bettencourt

The year is still young and yet the female teacher sex scandals seem to just keep stacking up, don't they?

The latest one is from Bliss High School in Gooding, Idaho (who had Idaho in the pool?) where according to court records, a 16-year-old boy claims he engaged is sexual intercourse twice with teacher Anna M. Bettencourt (mug shot picture at right) once on the floor of the school's agriculture shop on a Sunday (a Sunday?), and a second time in the boy's pickup truck after they met up at the school.

The teen claims the inappropriate relationship started six or seven months ago when Bettencourt started sending him sexually charged text messages. In court records he also claims that she told him " . . . she was going through bad times in her life and she enjoyed the attention and made the mistake of engaging in very inappropriate text-messaging with him."

Bettencourt, 39, was charged with two counts of felony sexual battery of a minor and could face up to life in prison if convicted. (Times News)

Boy, 15, Claims He Had Sex With Female Teacher, 37, More Than 40 Times, Once in Kmart Parking Lot

Sounds like a Blue Ball--we mean, Blue LIGHT Special to us!

The accused in one Angela “Angel” Simmons Lindle, a seventh-grade science teacher at Edgewood Middle School (South Carolina) Here's more from the Index Journal:

A 15-year-old boy has told authorities he had sexual relations with an Edgewood Middle School teacher 40 to 50 times when he was 14. Greenwood County Sheriff’s Office released the arrest warrant affidavits Saturday in relation to its charges against Edgewood teacher Angela “Angel” Simmons Lindle, 37, of Donalds, on seven counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor.

According to the warrant affidavits, filed by GCSO investigator Wayne Findley, the victim, a former student of Lindle’s, told deputies he had a sexual relationship with Lindle between August 2008 and Feb. 17, 2009. The affidavit said the boy reported 40 to 50 instances in which he engaged in such conduct with Lindle in Greenwood and McCormick counties. The affidavits said three incidents occurred on Warner Road in Greenwood, two occurred at Economy Inn at 1215 Bypass 72 NE, one occurred at Lindle’s Donalds home and one sexual act occurred in the Kmart parking lot.

Underage Boys, Girl Produced Sex Video, Post It Online, Hilarity Does NOT Ensue

Kids:

The movie business may look glamorous, but take it from someone sorta involved in the media: shooting a video of your 15-year-old buddy involved in a sex act with a 13-year-old girl and then posting it online to an amateur porn site is NOT the best way to become the next Spielberg. More likely, it will get you labeled as a sex offender and you'll have to live in a van down by the river for the rest of your life. Does that sound like fun?

Here's more from KSFM on the latest "Wacky Things Our Kids Are Doing With Their Cell Phones":

A teen sex video has two 15-year-old boys in big trouble after one filmed the other engaging in an act with a 13-year-old girl. Police say it was consensual, but that doesn't mean it is legal.

Police say the alleged sex act was recorded on a cell phone at one of the teen's homes on February 9th. Three days later the teen that captured the act on his cell phone began showing and sharing the video with fellow students at Coleman Junior High. School officials were alerted to the recording and immediately involved the school resource officer. Investigators interviewed the half dozen or so students who saw the video and retrieved any copies that had been sent to student cell phones. Police believe that was limited to a few because of the file's size.

Just when officials thought they had contained the copies, Friday they learned that it had been posted to an internet website. The pornographic site allows individuals to upload their own videos. The prosecutor's office acted immediately to have it removed.

Lt. Brent Grill says the 15-year-old boy and 13-year-old girl engaged in the alleged act were aware that it was being recorded. However, because the girl is under the age of consent, the two boys are being charged with "employing or consenting to the use of a child in a sexual performance" which is a Class C felony in the state of Arkansas. They will be tried as juveniles.

Thanks to reader AH for the link!

Woman Found Passed Out at Intersection, Panties Pulled Down, Dress Pulled Up

From the description given by police, it sounds like this young lady might have mistaken her car for a moving toilet . . . right before she passed out at a green light. The Arizona University Wildcat Newspaper takes a long time to tell this story, but here are the basics:

• Cops get call of car stopped at intersection.
• Cops find driver passed out at green light
• Female driver has panties around her thighs, her dress pulled up and is not really responsive.
• Cops finally get her out the car and she admits to having "a few shots" before a concert and a few more afterwards.
• Refuses to take field sobriety test because she is getting her period and having cramps.
• Admits she probably shouldn't have driven, but didn't have money for a cab and didn't trust anyone else to take her home in that condition.
• Ultimately blows arrives at UA police station and blows .188 and .171 percent BAC, more than double the legal limit.
• Busted.

Here's part of the story from the Police Beat section of the Daily Wildcat: (our favorite quotes from the driver are in bold.)

Police responded to the area of East Speedway Boulevard and North Cherry Avenue after a SafeRide employee reported that a woman was passed out in her vehicle. When police arrived, they saw a stopped, running car at a green light, facing eastbound on Speedway.When the officer approached the car, he saw the woman was asleep, with her dress pulled up to her stomach and her underwear pulled down to her mid-thighs.
The officer knocked on the window several times. She did not respond, so he opened the door and began to shake her arm. Upon opening the door, he saw a three-quarters-empty bottle of Sailor Jerry Navy Rum on the floorboard of the passenger side. There was a strong odor of intoxicants coming from the woman and the car.
After about two minutes of trying to wake her up, she awoke, saying, "No, Clint, not right now."
The officer corrected her and introduced himself. The woman appeared to become more coherent. She was asked to pull up her underwear and pull down her dress. While doing this, she took her foot off of the brake and began to move forward. The officer put the vehicle in park to keep it from moving.
When the vehicle was stopped, the woman asked, "So what's that problem officer?"
Police asked her if she was OK and if she had been injured. The woman said she was fine. She was then asked if she knew where she was, to which she said, "Uh yeah, I'm coming back from the Slightly Stoopid concert."
Tucson Fire Department arrived to examine the woman. They determined that she was fine and left the scene.
Police asked the woman if she had been drinking. She said, "OK officer, I'll tell you the truth, yes I have been." The officer noted that her speech was slow and slurred.
The woman was taken to the median while an officer moved her car. The woman staggered to the area with another officer. She was then taken to a nearby parking lot for more questioning.
Police asked her if she would do a field sobriety test. She said, "No, please, my stomach hurts from cramping." She then continued to tell the officers that she wasn't feeling well because she had just started her period. When asked if she was refusing the sobriety test, she said "Honestly, I'm too messed up and too in pain to do any test right now."
The woman told officers that she had four shots of rum around 6 p.m. before going to the concert. After the show, she went to Chipotle and had a burrito and two more shots. She said that she did not remember leaving Chipotle.
She said, "Look officer, I know I shouldn't have drove home, but I didn't have money for a cab; and I don't trust anybody in my condition to drive me home, so I just decided to drive."
She did not remember passing out in the intersection or why her dress was up and her underwear pulled down. The officer asked her if she thought she did not remember because she drank too much. The woman said, "Well yeah officer, isn't that obvious?"

Married, Mother of Two Female Teacher Accused of Sex With Male Students

Yes, that's studentS, plural, and in a small town in Ohio, no less. Yet, people still seemed shocked that this is happening almost daily in this country. Is it that are teachers are so much looser this days or are the high school boys so sexually potent that they can't be resisted? Most like, it's the fault of the Internet. Here's more on the latest story from MSNBC:

A Rittman High School teacher was arraigned in Wayne County court Monday, accused of having sexual relationships with students. Erin Speicher, 34, (mug shot picture at right) of Orrville, was arrested at her home on Sunday. She was charged with sexual battery.

Rittman Police Chief Mike Burg said the investigation began when word about inappropriate conduct with male students came to light. Burg said all the alleged incidents took place at Speicher's home*. Police believe there were multiple incidents and multiple victims.

*Other reports we're reading say the alleged incidents happened at the school. No doubt the cops will get a complete report out at some point.

The real question is: who would play her in the Lifetime movie about this incident? I'm thinking Selma Blair, but that may just be because of the haircut. Make your suggestions in the comments section below.

High School Boy Accused of Using Cell Phone to Take Upskirt Pictures of Teacher, Greenbrier High School

The whole "sexting" and "female teachers having sex with underage boys" seemed to have spawned a whole new weird form of debauchery: underage boys using their cell phone cameras to take what are known as "upskirt" pictures of a female teacher. Our friends at TheSmokingGun.com have the full story along with mug shots and a picture of the alleged victim:

According to a Columbia County Sheriff's Office report, Pickard, 17, surreptitiously snapped photos of Greenbrier High School teacher Ellen Hotchkiss on Monday. After several students on Tuesday told a school safety officer that he was showing the photos around, the officer seized Pickard's phone. The 33-year-old Hotchkiss, pictured at right, examined the images and "identified her legs and underwear from the previous day."

Man Robs Gas Station, Runs Out of Gas

I see the tiny flaw in your plan there: If you're going to rob the gas station and make your getaway, probably best to buy your gas FIRST, then rob the place with a Bowie knife (I assume that's bigger than a Butter knife). Oh well, live and learn, right? Here's more from The Naples News:

The Charlotte County Sheriff's Office says 23-year-old David Eric Hampton used a Bowie knife to rob a Cape Haze gas station early Sunday. Deputies say Hampton pulled the 12-inch blade and demanded money. But when he left, a customer followed him and called 911. While deputies were looking for signs of the robber, a newspaper carrier told them that a man in a car matching the one from the robbery had run out of gas nearby. Hampton was arrested several hours after the robbery and charged with robbery with a weapon and loitering/prowling.

Thanks to reader Mike C. for the link!

Fourth Grade Teacher Allegedly Has Side Job as Prostitute, Used School Computer to Set Up Date With Cop

Once again, it appears we aren't paying our teachers enough . . . at least not in Bellafontaine, Ohio. We also apparently have to find out a way to keep women from using free ads on CraigsList to get paid for sex. Here's more from ABC News:

A fourth-grade teacher had a side job as a prostitute, and even skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a motel, authorities said Wednesday.

Amber Carter, 35, left school early on Tuesday — taking half a sick day — and was arrested in a motel parking lot in Bellefontaine, where authorities had set up a sting operation. An anonymous e-mail was sent to the Logan County Sheriff's Department on Feb. 4 saying a local woman was posting cash-for-sex ads on the popular Web site Craigslist, Lt. Rob Bibart said.

Detectives found the ad and arranged Tuesday's meeting with Carter, he said. "It was done very subtly. We pulled up, I identified myself," he said. "I put her in an unmarked car and off we went."

Thanks to reader Gary S. for the tip on the story!

Fake Chicago Cop Makes Mistakes, Messes With Real Off-Duty Cops

Want to pretend to be a cop? Best to do that in the privacy of your own home (or at one of those "Pretend to Be a Cop" clubs everyone is talking about) because you never know who you might accidentally come in contact with during your, uh, "game." Maybe two REAL cops? here's more from the Chicago Sun Times:

Juan Quintero, 25, of the 4600 block of North Monticello Avenue, was charged with impersonating a police officer, a felony, and aggravated assault for pointing a phony gun at the officers, according to police. About midnight, Quintero, who was not wearing a police uniform but had a “dimestore badge’’ or phony star around his neck allegedly approached a man and a woman -- who are off-duty Chicago Police officers -- who walked to a vehicle and then got inside it near the intersection of North Leavitt Street and West Lawrence Avenue, police said.

For an unknown reason, Quintero allegedly yelled at them and threatened them, saying, “You guys have to get out of here.’’ When the officers asked who he was, Quintero allegedly said, “I am the Chicago Police, now get out of here,’’ and he allegedly pulled out a plastic toy gun that in the dark looked like a real semi automatic handgun, police said.

Quintero fled the scene when he saw the officers had real guns, but was picked up a little while later. My guess is they had some fun with him at the police station.

Man Calls Cops for Missing Child, They Find Pot Plants Instead

You know, I'd be the last person to tell you how to run your business. Especially if that business is growing pot . . . which I know nothing about. Really.

But, if you're going to set up a massive grow operation in your basement, you may want to think twice before inviting the police over to help find your missing 5-year-old. Especially when the kid is just hiding in a closet. Anyone else thing someone might have been too stoned to actually look for the kid? Just sayin'.

Yeah, that might put a crimp in the availability of pot in Warrensburg, NY for awhile. Here's more from Post Star:

Patrol officers were sent looking for a missing 5-year-old boy at a Warrensburg home Tuesday, and they found not only the child, but 68 marijuana plants growing in the basement, according to the Warren County Sheriff’s Office. Police arrested Joseph F. Weiler, 28, and Kenneth Weiler, 24, both of 4 Orton Drive, in connection with the incident. Joseph Weiler faces misdemeanor counts of endangering the welfare of a child and violating the state public health law for growing marijuana.

Kenneth Weiler is charged with misdemeanor counts of unlawful possession of marijuana and seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance for having propoxyphene, a narcotic drug he didn’t have a prescription for.

The child was found hiding in a closet.