Friday, February 27, 2009

That Takes Some Balls! College Girl Arrested for Squeezing Boyfriends Balls - Chalie Simon, University of Colorado

To be fair, Chalie Simon, 19, a coed at the University of Colorado had good reason to be upset with her, uh, "boyfriend," Job "Ow My Balls" Donkor. Apparently Simon expected Donkor to show up at her apartment in the middle of the night (she left the key under the mat) probably for some late night video game action. Instead, Simon showed up at Donkor's door at 3 o'clock in the morning . . . while he had another girl in his bed. Uh, oh.

After a heated exchanged, Simon alleged grabbed Donkor by the testicles and squeezed really hard before leaving. That's when the cops showed up and--most likely--started laughing. At right, Chalie Simon's mug shot picture. Click here for the full police report, brought to you by our friends at TheSmokingGun.com. (Thanks to Brian D. for the link!)

Isn't there anyone at UC that can show this young lady a good time without breaking her heart? Or maybe she's already crossed the Vicki Mendoza Diagonal? See the video below if you don't know what that is.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Boy, 15, and Elementary School Teacher Missing - Lisa Lavoie, Maurice A. Donahue Elementary School

UPDATE: Missing Teacher and Teen Found in West Virginia Super 8 Motel! - Okay who had WV in the pool? No one? Well at least it's on the way to Orlando, Florida where we predicted they would end up, so we get half a point on this one. At right, Lisa Lavoie's mug shot picture. She's now listed as being 24 for some reason.

Here's more from the Boston Herald:

Massachusetts schoolteacher Lisa Lavoie is behind bars on a kidnapping charge in West Virginia today after police found her at a motel with a 15-year-old boy whose parents had complained about the relationship.

Lavoie, 24, appeared before a Monongalia County magistrate by videoconference from the North Central Regional Jail near Flatwoods, in central West Virginia. She was ordered held without bond because kidnapping in West Virginia carries a possible life sentence, said State Police Cpl. T.W. Goodnight.

In Massachusetts, she faces a charge of enticing a child under 16, and authorities in West Virginia plan to charge her as a fugitive from justice, Goodnight said. Michael Sullivan, mayor of Holyoke, Mass., said the enticement charge includes statutory rape. Lavoie will likely be released to Massachusetts authorities, but those details have not been worked out.

Authorities had been tracking the teacher and boy for several days through credit card and cell phone use, Sullivan said. On Monday night, state police were informed she was at the Super 8 Motel in a Morgantown shopping center just off Interstate 68. A motel manager declined comment, but Goodnight said the staff had been in contact with Massachusetts authorities before his team arrived this morning. After confirming a vehicle in the parking lot belonged to Lavoie, troopers got a passkey and went to her room.

The door was deadbolted, and officers tried to kick it in before Lavoie and the boy opened it, Goodnight said. Lavoie surrendered quietly.
EARLIER: Is 15 too old to be in elementary school? Apparently not at Maurice A. Donahue Elementary School in Holyoke, MA, where an eighth grade boy has--according to police--allegedly run off with his female teacher, 22.

Cops say that the parents of the boy came to them more than a week ago to file a missing persons report and asked them to interview Lisa Lavoie, the teen's teacher at the school. But now Lavoie is also missing and now HER parents have also filed a police report. It didn't take the boys at CSI: Holyoke to conclude that the pair has likely run off together . . . the question is where? The Canadian boarder is closer, but Mexico, despite the current unrest there, always seems to have an allure for runaway teens and their adult lovers.

Next on the list is usually Las Vegas, although it's harder to get work there now. Our bet is on Florida, likely the Orlando area near the theme parks.

We'd like to post pictures of the missing couple so that our readers could help in the search, but so far the cops--for some unknown reason--are refusing to release them. Hogging all the glory of the capture for yourself officers? If you think you've seen them, please contact the FBI or the Holyoke Police Department. (CBS 3 Springfield)

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Female Teacher, 38, Accused of Having Sex With Boy on Classroom Floor & in Pickup Truck - Anna M. Bettencourt

The year is still young and yet the female teacher sex scandals seem to just keep stacking up, don't they?

The latest one is from Bliss High School in Gooding, Idaho (who had Idaho in the pool?) where according to court records, a 16-year-old boy claims he engaged is sexual intercourse twice with teacher Anna M. Bettencourt (mug shot picture at right) once on the floor of the school's agriculture shop on a Sunday (a Sunday?), and a second time in the boy's pickup truck after they met up at the school.

The teen claims the inappropriate relationship started six or seven months ago when Bettencourt started sending him sexually charged text messages. In court records he also claims that she told him " . . . she was going through bad times in her life and she enjoyed the attention and made the mistake of engaging in very inappropriate text-messaging with him."

Bettencourt, 39, was charged with two counts of felony sexual battery of a minor and could face up to life in prison if convicted. (Times News)

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Boy, 15, Claims He Had Sex With Female Teacher, 37, More Than 40 Times, Once in Kmart Parking Lot

Sounds like a Blue Ball--we mean, Blue LIGHT Special to us!

The accused in one Angela “Angel” Simmons Lindle, a seventh-grade science teacher at Edgewood Middle School (South Carolina) Here's more from the Index Journal:

A 15-year-old boy has told authorities he had sexual relations with an Edgewood Middle School teacher 40 to 50 times when he was 14. Greenwood County Sheriff’s Office released the arrest warrant affidavits Saturday in relation to its charges against Edgewood teacher Angela “Angel” Simmons Lindle, 37, of Donalds, on seven counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor.

According to the warrant affidavits, filed by GCSO investigator Wayne Findley, the victim, a former student of Lindle’s, told deputies he had a sexual relationship with Lindle between August 2008 and Feb. 17, 2009. The affidavit said the boy reported 40 to 50 instances in which he engaged in such conduct with Lindle in Greenwood and McCormick counties. The affidavits said three incidents occurred on Warner Road in Greenwood, two occurred at Economy Inn at 1215 Bypass 72 NE, one occurred at Lindle’s Donalds home and one sexual act occurred in the Kmart parking lot.

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