Wisconsin Man, 20, Waits Outside Terre Haute, IN Middle School to Propose to Eighth Grade Girl

There is so much wrong with this story, it's hard to know where to start!

Basically, falling in love with someone over the Internet is NOT that uncommon today.

Driving cross country to where your "true love" lives to ask her to marry you? Not quite so common, and sounds like something from a bad movie, but not that bad.

Waiting outside the middle school while your 14-year-old, eighth grade girl friend is in class? Yeah, that'll get you arrested.

That's what happened outside Otter Creek Middle School in Terre Haute, Indiana this week when Alex Edwards, 20, traveled there from his home in Wisconsin. According to cops, the father of the girl suspected something was amiss and tipped them off that Edwards might be at the school. Officers allegedly found him outside of Otter Creek, sitting under a tree with a diamond ring and detained him while the questioned the girl inside. She confessed that the two had sex back in August, but that she had recently tried to break up with Edwards . . . which is why he made his bold move.

Our favorite part of this story? Edwards allegedly told reporters before his court hearing Tuesday he believed the relationship "was the same as like a 26-year-old and a 20-year-old." Unfortunately, the State of Indiana disagrees with that analysis and, instead, insists it that considers a 14- or 15-year-old incapable of giving “consent” even though they may participate willingly in the act.

Mr. Edwards was arrested for sexual misconduct with a minor, a class-C felony. (TribStar)

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Fart Interrupts City Council - Medina, Ohio

What does Roberts Rules of Order say about dealing with a member of the audience farting loud enough for everyone to hear? But was it real or some kind of teenaged prank?

Watch the video below, but first a little background from MSNBC:

Members of the Medina City Council didn't think they'd end up on TV after someone passed gas. The mayor and council members began to laugh and a council member called for a recess, because they all got the giggles. In the Plain Dealer, the mayor disputes the source, saying some kids in the crowd got bored and used a phone application for the sound effect.

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Video of World's Largest Crocodile? - Oh God!

Is that real? Is that thing real?

It appears to be a crocodile or alligator that is on the back of a flatbed truck (in some Third World country, no doubt) hanging over both the front and back ends. It looks to be about 30 feet long! The head along looks to be three or four feet in length. How did the capture of this thing NOT make the front page of the New York Times or Washington Post?

Screw the economy, there are giant crocodiles swimming around out there . . . maybe near where you live! Ahhhhh! Everybody panic!

The real question is: without blowing it up with dynamite, how did that capture that thing? And for God's sake kids: keep your hands and feet away from the croc!

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Teacher's Aide Accused of Sex With Special Needs Student

What's the difference between Special Ed and Special Needs? Not really sure (maybe a reader can explain it to us in the comments area below) but either way, instructional aide Stacey Goodloe, 35 faces charges of illicit sex with a minor. Here's more from MSNBC:

A woman who worked as an instructional aide with special needs students in Ceres was arrested Monday on charges of illicit sex with a minor. Stacey Goodloe, 35, worked for the Ceres Unified School District for four years. Ceres police said the boy, now 16, was 15 at the time. The alleged relationship took place in 2008 during the school year. Goodloe worked with special needs students. Police said the student involved in the alleged relationship was among that group. The school district said the alleged acts didn't happen on school grounds.

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Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst's Top Secret Fat Loss Secret Revealed!

I don't know who you typically get your medical advice from, but I doubt he or she looks as good as Suzanne Gudakunst. Is having a great face and hot body the best way to judge someone's diet plan? What, you'd rather take advice from that fat old guy you've been going to for years? If he knew the Top Secret Fat Loss Secret, he'd be using it himself, or on that chubby wife and kids of his. No, he doesn't have a clue why most people are fat and basically everything he and the main stream media has been telling you for years is just plain wrong and actually works AGAINST your ability to lose weight.

But don't take my word for it. Here's more about Dr Suzanne Gudakunst's breakthrough diet:

A lady doctor named Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst (hot doctor at right) has just released what many are calling the end of the need for potentially harmful weight-loss drugs and designer foods made to help you lose weight. Dr Suzanne's discovery allows anyone regardless of their particular diet to do "just one simple thing" and instantly start shedding anywhere from 15 lbs to as much as 200 lbs of unwanted and dangerous fat!

Typical results average 45 lbs in just the first 30 days alone for most people just starting out using her new secret.

The reason this is so is because her secret (aptly titled: "Top Secret Fat Loss Secret") operates on an entirely different approach in the battle against the ever-increasing "bulge." Dr Suzanne discovered that harmful crusty "plaque" builds up over the years in all of us - and which is the direct result of harmful chemicals, preservatives, pesticides, etc. deliberately placed in perhaps every food on the market (much of which is now suspected as being carefully and intentionally done so that people will continue to get fatter and thus sicker, and in order to make the food & drug companies richer!)

To learn the Top Secret Fat Loss Secret or to get Dr. Suzanne Gudakunst's free fat loss newsletter, click here.
(Susanne, Susan, goodakunst)

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Female Biology Teacher Caught in Locked Classroom With Boy, 17, With Pants Around Ankles - Emili Kay Daniels, American Heritage Academy

Today's Female Teacher Sex Scandal comes to you all the way from Prescott, Arizona, where American Heritage Academy principal Leonard "Are You Mocking Me?" Miller tried to open the door to teacher Emili Kay Daniels' biology classroom. When he found it locked, Miller used his pass key to open the door . . . and now he probably wishes he hadn't.

Inside he found Daniels and a 17-year-old male student in a "compromising position."

At first the pair denied there had been any sexual contact, but that story was quickly shot down by the observant Miller who quickly noticed the teen's pants were down around his ankles. (An unlikely fashion choice, even for today's slacker youth.)

The principal had no choice at that point but to call the cops (or possibly throw up and then join a monastery) who after questioning managed to get the boy to admit he and Daniels had had a relationship since last October which had, in fact, become sexual and that "at least three sexual encounters occurred in or around the classroom." (A janitorial SWAT team was quickly dispatched to disinfect all horizontal--and most vertical surfaces--in the classroom.)

Daniels was then booked into the Camp Verde Jail on charges of three counts of sexual conduct with a minor. At right, Emili Kay Daniels' mug shot picture. (Daily Courier)

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Middle School Teacher Arrested for Sending Porn to 8th Grader - Christy Lynn Martin, Azalea Middle School

It's interesting the way this is being described in the media.

Christy Lynn Martin, a computer teacher at Azalea Middle School in St. Petersburg, Florida has been charged with sending pornographic photos to a 14-year-old boy's cell phone. That part is clear. What's not clear is whether she sent him just, like, regular porn, like a picture from Playboy, or whether it was some kind of naked picture of herself. See what I mean? I suppose we'll eventually find out, but after reading ten different accounts of this, it's never really spelled out. You want to know though, right?

At right, Christy Lynn Martin's mug shot picture.

Here's more on the story from MSNBC:

Police arrested an Azalea Middle School teacher yesterday on charges of sending pornography to a student.

Christy Lynn Martin, 32, 3457 Lynn Lake Drive S., was charged with sending pornographic photos to a 14-year-old boy's cell phone. The boy is an eighth-grade student at Azalea Middle School, but is not a student in any of Martin's classes, St. Petersburg Police said.

She is charged with one count of transmitting pornographic images through an electric device and one count of transmitting material harmful to a minor.

The investigation began after the eighth-grader told an adult relative about his relationship with Martin. The relative told the boy's mother, who in turn notified the St. Petersburg Police Department. Detectives interviewed Martin who admitted sending the photographs, police said.

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Man Falls Into Fryer at KFC: Fell For Prank Call Last Week

You think your job is dangerous? How'd you like to be a human chicken tender?
Here's more from Union Leader:

A man was burned last night when he fell into a deep-fryer unit at a fried chicken restaurant, officials said. The incident happened at the Kentucky Fried Chicken branch at 677 Daniel Webster Highway, officials said.

District Fire Chief Al Poulin said the 20-year-old man, whose identity wasn't available, had been cleaning an exhaust hood over the fryer. "He slipped and fell, and he fell down into the Friolator," Poulin said.

The man suffered burns to both arms, his face and his chest, Poulin said. The severity of the burns was not known, he said. The man was taken to a local hospital for treatment. Late last month, three employees of the same KFC were taken to a hospital for decontamination after a hoax phone call directed employees to test the eatery's fire-suppressant system.

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