Women Crazy Glue Casanova's Penis to His Stomach in Motel Room Ambush

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned . . . unless you're talking about FOUR women scorned. Then you've got REAL problems, like this guy in Wisconsin who will likely not forget any time soon that he should have kept it in his pants, because now he's going to have trouble pulling it out again. Ouch!

A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score -- with Krazy Glue. The 36-year-old Lothario was carrying on with all of them before his wife figured it out and notified the others, according to a criminal complaint filed in Calumet County, Wis., in a town about 90 miles north of Milwaukee. "We had a plan," one of the women, Therese Ziemann, 48, told an investigator, according to court records.

Ziemann lured the man to a Stockbridge hotel Thursday, promising a "rub down," the complaint says. He was blindfolded and tied to a bed. Then Ziemann text-messaged the other three women, including the man's wife, who joined her in the room. One of them, Wendy Sewell, 44, reportedly asked, "Which one do you love more?" After the victim was threatened with mace, punched in the face and taunted, the mischief moved south. Ziemann glued a sensitive body part to his stomach, according to the complaint.

The women, including Michelle Belliveau, fled when the man started yelling. All were later charged with false imprisonment. Ziemann also faces charges of fourth-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor battery. The wife was not named to protect the man's identity.

Women stick together against cheating lover -- chicagotribune.com (Link inlcudes mug shots of all the "ladies"

Why Didn't I Think of That? Jobless Woman Sues College for $70K in Tuition

Are you a recent college grad? Still haven't found that dream job (or any job for that matter) yet? Don't just sit there, sue your old school and all that money you wasted on tuition back . . . like this lady in NYC.

Trina Thompson filed a lawsuit last week against Monroe College in Bronx Supreme Court. The 27-year-old is seeking the $70,000 she spent on tuition. Thompson says she's been unable to find gainful employment since she received her information technology degree in April. She says the Bronx school's Office of Career Advancement hasn't provided her with the leads and career advice it promises.

Monroe College spokesman Gary Axelbank says Thompson's lawsuit is completely without merit.

Jobless NYC woman sues college for $70K in tuition | Freep.com | Detroit Free Press

Man Chagred With DUI on a Bulldozer and Front End Loader

Some drunk people will try to drive anything, including this guy:

57-year-old Robert Tite is charged with D-U-I, refusing a breathalyzer and not controlling his vehicle. Police say his vehicle was a front end loader, that a driver reported moving erratically through the town of Wakeman around 6:30 Sunday evening.

"The vehicle was behind this backhoe, when the officer rolled up, she was on Main Street, observed the driver basically go through the stop sign without stopping for any incoming traffic and then he proceeded to pull the backhoe up in front of a business on Main Street," said Wakeman police chief Tim Hunker.

Police say Tite nearly ran into the front of the hardware store he owns. They say he failed a field sobriety test, and refused a breathalyzer.

Just last month, Huron County sheriff's deputies arrested Tite, accusing him of damaging a neighbor's yard with a bulldozer. Officers arrested and charged him with DUI, after they say he destroyed a thousand feet of grass and several trees.

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Woman Charged After Riding a Stolen Horse

After all these years, there are still people dumb enough to leave us speechless. Blaming your inability to balance on your stolen horse being drunk is up there..

Tracy Nadine Ellenburg, 40, was charged by the Pickens County Sheriff’s Office around 1:35pm on July 25. A pedestrian told deputies a woman was riding a horse on the double-yellow line and was having trouble staying on the animal according to the incident report. Deputies found the horse tied to a park bench at the gas pumps at a convenience store. Ellenburg was inside trying to use the phone when she was asked for identification.

Ellenburg told officers she didn’t have any according to the report and she was riding the horse to her boyfriend’s on Smith Memorial Highway. The incident report says Ellenburg smelled of alcohol and said she had consumed a six pack of beer before leaving on the horse.

The officer asked Ellenburg why she was riding the horse down Main Street and she answered that “she wasn’t drunk the horse was.“ Ellenburg was arrested and charged with public disorderly conduct while deputies tried to find the owner of the horse.

Alleged Drunken Driver Falls Asleep Outside of Police Post

Suspected drunken driver Todd Joseph Olin, who pulled off Interstate 94 early Thursday and was found asleep on the front lawn of the Michigan State Police Post in Paw Paw. Lucky for him, he kinda knows the drill as he has six convictions for alcohol-related driving offenses and preliminary tests show that Olin's blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police said.

Widener, Arkansas Mayor Arrested for DWI...Again

The people of Widener must be very forgiving people because Mayor Abron Pitts has been arrested again for driving while intoxicated.

According to the Times-Herald Pitts was arrested Friday night by an Arkansas State Police Trooper, just a little over a year since his last arrest on the same charge.

According to an arrest report on file at the St. Francis County Sheriff’s Department, Pitts, 64, was arrested about 10 p.m. Friday at his home in Widener after the trooper saw him drive off the south shoulder of Highway 38.

The trooper said Pitts refused to stop his 1994 Chevrolet pickup until he arrived at his home on Main Street. Once there, the trooper said Pitts “jumped out of the truck and almost fell.” The trooper said at Pitts’ home, several dogs surrounded his patrol car. Well, at least he still has the canine support.

Army Colonel Eats 40-Year-Old Cake

Police Chief Arrested for Drunk Driving, Blows .19 % BAC

The City of Alexandria has reported that on Saturday, July 25 at approximately 11:00 p.m., Arlington County Police arrested Alexandria Chief of Police David P. Baker for driving under the influence of alcohol (DUI). Chief Baker was involved in a traffic collision near the intersection of I-66 and North Fairfax Drive in Arlington County. The driver of the other vehicle sustained non life-threatening injuries and was transported to a local area hospital. According to Arlington County Police, Chief Baker’s blood alcohol level (BAC) was .19 percent. Chief Baker was driving an unmarked City vehicle at the time of the accident. Following the arrest, he was released through normal booking procedures.

Alexandria Times | Alexandria Police Chief Arrested for DUI

Fake Cops Makes Mistake, Pulls Over Real Undercover Cop

Everyone thinks they can do a better job than the cops can at their jobs. But a few take it a little too far, like this dumbass:

Police arrested a man for impersonating an officer on Wednesday after they say he tried to pull over an undercover Oakland officer.  Police say 21-year-old Antonio Fernandez Martinez of Oakland followed an undercover officer in a vehicle similar to a police cruiser. They say the car had flashing lights on its dashboard and appeared to have red and blue lights on its grill that were actually paint-covered speakers. Police say Martinez motioned to the undercover officer to pull him over. The real cop then alerted his colleagues.

Man Arrested For Impersonating Police, Pulling Over Undercover Cop - News Story - KTVU San Francisco

Couple Arrested at Drive-Thru Window for Smoking Weed in Car With Toddler

Would you like handcuffs with that? A couple in Indianapolis are behind bars after some fast food workers noticed they were smoking weed in a car with their one-year-old. They stalled the pair long enough to call the cops who not only found weed (the woman involved tried to tell cops they were smoking cigars) but also a loaded gun. The real question is: who does go to McDonalds for a Happy Meal with a little weed and a loaded .357?

Marshall Chatman and Constance Payne ended up behind bars after a trip to a fast food restaurant. They placed an order from the drive-through at the North Keystone Avenue Arby's around midnight Friday. The drive-through worker noticed their one-year-old in the car and called 911 about a strong drug odor. "There is a car in my drive-through. There are two adults smoking pot with a child in the vehicle," the caller told the dispatch operator.

The fast food workers didn't want the parents to leave before police arrived, so they devised a plan to keep them in the parking lot. "I am having them wait on chicken right now so if you can get here in three minutes," the employee told police. Officers say they not only found marijuana but also a loaded Glock .357 in the car. Officers say the child's mother told them they were smoking cigars but their training told them something different. "The odor from marijuana is distinct and they are trained on what it smells like," said Lt. Duhamell.

SOURCE: Couple arrested for smoking pot with baby in car - WTHR | Indianapolis

Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting

Watch where you walk, kids!

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Drunk Driver Arrested on Golf Cart

Drunk on the highway at 2:30 am driving 16 mph . . . on a golf cart. Yeah, that'll get you arrested . . . if it doesn't get you killed first?

Jody Lovekin, 48, 2936 S. County Road 800 East, is charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. The misdemeanor offense was elevated to a Class D felony due to a prior drunk-driving conviction within the past five years, police said. Sheriff's Deputy Derek Allen was on Indiana 4 near Fish Lake at about 2:30 a.m. Thursday when he spotted a vehicle a radar gun revealed was traveling 16 miles per hour along the highway's edge. The officer got closer, then realized the slow-moving vehicle was a golf cart.
Because of a new state law that prevents golf carts on roadways, police said a traffic stop was made, and it was discovered Lovekin had been drinking. A certified test later revealed a .15 percent blood alcohol level.

SOURCE: Man in golf cart arrested on OWI

Drunk Man Blows .40% BAC, Five Times Legal Limit!

Now that's some heavy drinking! Most people are dead above .30% and even fewer have enough coordination to walk, much less operate a motor vehicle.

Scottsdale police on Wednesday detained a man whom they allege registered a preliminary blood alcohol level of .40, which is five times the legal limit for driving. Doran Sears, 37, was stopped by officers near North 100th Street and North Thompson Peak Parkway in Scottsdale shortly after 1 p.m. Wednesday.

Police allege that a preliminary breath test yielded .40, but official results of a blood draw that was conducted were pending, said Scottsdale Police Department spokesman Officer Dave Pubins.

Police: DUI suspect had 5 times legal limit

Wife Hits Husband With Phone After He Complains About Undercooked Food

I'll bet Thanksgiving is a real hoot at this house!

A woman in southwest Florida has been arrested after deputies say she assaulted her husband for complaining about her cooking. A Lee County Sheriff's Office arrest report shows 66-year-old Meredith Hart Mulcahy of Bonita Springs was charged with battery on an elderly person Tuesday night. Deputies say her husband, 71-year-old Richard Johnson, got into an argument with her about undercooked potatoes and burnt bread. He went to the bedroom and began eating, and authorities say Mulcahy then threw a phone at him. Deputies say she became belligerent in the back seat of the patrol car and earlier yelled, "she burned the bread she was cooking because she was so intoxicated." She was in the Lee County Jail on Wednesday pending a $1,500 bond.

Undercooked food sparks argument, arrest - Florida AP - MiamiHerald.com

Train vs. Tornado - Spectacular!

I'm putting my money on Mother Nature in this battle of heavyweights!

Michael Jackson's Ghost Spotted on Larry King Live

Yikes! The King of Pop is going to be like the King of Rock 'n' Roll and people are going to start seeing him everywhere! But CNN's Larry King Live? How dead would your career have to be to show up there with the other cadaver?

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Cemetery Workers Dig Up Old Graves, Sell Them As New, Rather Than "Gently Used"

From our "Why Didn't I Think of That?" Department: Workers at a cemetery dug up bodies and resold burial plots in an attempt to make a little extra money . . . approximately $300,00 extra. Then, of course, they just dumped the "old" bodies in a back corner of the site. Didn't anyone think that SOMEONE might catch on to this little scam eventually?

Employees at a historic African-American cemetery near Chicago allegedly dug up more than 100 graves as part of an off-the-books scheme to resell burial plots to unsuspecting customers, authorities said Wednesday.
Dozens of graves at Burr Oak Cemetery were desecrated by workers as part of a financial scheme, authorities say.

Dozens of graves at Burr Oak Cemetery were desecrated by workers as part of a financial scheme, authorities say.  Cook County authorities began investigating the cemetery about six weeks ago after receiving a call from the owners of Burr Oak Cemetery in Alsip, Illinois, located about 20 miles south of Chicago. The owners had concerns about possible "illegalities going on" regarding finances at the business, said Sheriff Tom Dart. "What we found was beyond startling and revolting," Dart told reporters at the cemetery.

The workers at Burr Oak, where lynching victim Emmett Till, blues legend Dinah Washington and some Negro League baseball players are buried among others, allegedly resold the plots, disinterred the bodies, dumped the remains and pocketed the cash, Dart said.

Cemetery workers accused of digging up graves, reselling plots - CNN.com

Drunk Woman Arrested for Breast Feeding Baby

If you breast feed your kid and your drunk, is that like serving them booze?

Police responding to a domestic disturbance arrived at Stacey Anvarinia's home to find the mother breast-feeding her 6-week-old baby in front of them. And she was drunk, they said.

Officers arrested the woman, who later pleaded guilty to child neglect and faces up to five years in prison. Now her case has touched off a debate among moms about breast-feeding, alcohol — and privacy.

Since Anvarinia's arrest, blogs have been abuzz with comments questioning whether breast-feeding mothers could risk criminal charges if they drink even modest amounts. Authorities insist police were right to make the arrest, even if the mother had not been breast-feeding, out of concern for the child's welfare.

"Since when is breast-feeding while drunk a crime?" said Dr. Amy Tuteur, a retired obstetrician and gynecologist in Boston who has been following the case on her Web site, the Skeptical OB.

Mom Arrested for Breast-Feeding Drunk Sets Off Heated Debate [Fox News]