Worst. Hidden Camera. Ever.

You'll never think of the Comic Book Guy on "The Simpsons" the same again!

A 43-year-old man is facing charges after customers allegedly discovered a hidden camera in his Vaughan business. According to York regional police, a man and woman went to Dragon's Realm on Wednesday, located at 9661 Jane St. The business bills itself as a comics, toys and collectables store. 

"The female victim requested to use the washroom and was followed by the owner of the business who entered an adjoining room," police said Thursday in a news release. "The man felt this was suspicious behaviour and went to the washroom himself to investigate. He discovered a camera set up on a tri-pod, hidden on the other side of the washroom."

The two confronted the owner and contacted York police, who arrested the man without incident. Officers were seen removing a computer from the premises. Domenic Giorgio of Bolton will face one charge of voyeurism and two counts of assault.

CTV Toronto - Alleged hidden camera leads to voyeurism charge - CTV News, Shows and Sports -- Canadian Television

"Father of the Year" Brings Five-Year-Old to Dog Fight

Did your dad ever take you to a dog fight? Mine neither. Bastard! Think of all the fun--and emotional trauma--I missed out on.

Authorities say seven people have been arrested following a dog fight in Hopkins Park. Cook County Sheriff's Police say the fight was in progress Saturday evening when the arrests -- which were part of a two-month investigation -- were made. Those arrested face charges including felony dog fighting and obstruction. One man also faces charges for allegedly bringing a five-year-old to the fight.

Cook County police arrest 7 in dog fight -- chicagotribune.com

Female Special Ed Teacher Accused of Getting Boy, 14, Drunk, Having Special Sex With Him

This lady might go to jail, but when she gets out, do you think she'll get work endorsing Royal Crown? Yeah, probably not. I also find it interesting in the story that the victim can't remember whether he had sex with the teacher five or ten times. That's a pretty big difference, especially for a teenaged boy. Something smells fishy here, doesn't it?

A Plano special education teacher has been arrested on a charge of sexually assaulting a 14-year-old boy after she allegedly got him drunk and had sex with him several times at her home. The teacher, Mariane Kieffer, 39, also faces a charge of an improper relationship between an educator and student. The alleged victim, who said he attended Carpenter, told Plano police last week that he started going to Kieffer's house around last February, according to a probable cause affidavit. A month later, he said, Kieffer asked to have sex after they got drunk drinking Crown Royal in her son's bedroom.

Until June, the boy said Kieffer occasionally drove him to her house after school and had sex between five and 10 times, the affidavit states.

Plano special education teacher accused of sexually assaulting 14-year-old student | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Plano News

Why You Shouldn't "Friend" Your Boss on Facebook

Here's a good lesson for you young people out there: your boss is NOT your friend, on Facebook or off Facebook. Case in point below:

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Drunk Driver Tries to Swim Away From Cops, Fails

Nobody every said you had to be smart to drive drunk, but most people don't try to make a run for it . . . or swim or it . . . to avoid arrest. I like the fact that the cops didn't have their own boat to go after this guy and had to borrow someone else's to nab this drunk driver.

Police in Benzie County say after driving drunk, a man tried to swim away from them. Just after 8:30 last night, an officer tried to pull the man over on M-22 near Maple Street in Frankfort, but he just kept going. After about five miles, police say the driver abandoned his car and ran into Crystal Lake, where he started swimming into deep water. Police borrowed a neighbor's boat and went after him.

9&10 News: Frankfort Police: Drunk Driver Tries to Swim Away

Man Arrested for DUI After Beer Run on Riding Lawnmower

So, you lose your driver's license and really need some more beer and lottery tickets, but the closest store is too far to walk (or maybe stagger). So what do you do? Hop on your 2007 Cub Cadet riding lawnmower, that's what! Espcially if you are Dennis D. Cretton, 49, of Belleville, IL.

When deputies Jason Robertson and Lee Graham, and Investigator Scott Toth arrived, Cretton was returning home from the Conoco gas station about half a mile away on Centerville Avenue and had made it to the corner of Dianne and Fenwood drives, close to home, police said. They turned on their lights and tried to pull Cretton over, but he kept going, police said, veering off the roadway and heading into his front yard.

When he veered, however, a 12-pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice tumbled from his mower, Chief Investigator Capt. Steve Johnson said. Toth asked Cretton what he was doing, and Cretton admitted driving the lawnmower to the gas station for lottery tickets and beer, Johnson said.

Lawnmower driver on beer run charged with DUI; tried to pass cars on his Cub Cadet - From the online desk - Belleville News-Democrat

Man Arrested for Barking at Michigan Police Dog

Woof! Not sure who's the bigger dumbass here: this dude for tormenting a police dog or the cops for arresting him without tasering him first?

Authorities said a man has been arrested in for barking at a police dog. The Three Rivers Police Department said officers responded Monday evening to an apartment complex to investigate a suspicious situation. Police said Wednesday in a statement a 26-year-old man in the area "began to torment" a police dog inside the patrol car by barking and shouting at it, causing the animal to become excited and "very aggressive." The man was arrested and later released on bond. He faces a charge of disorderly conduct

The Associated Press: Man arrested for barking at Michigan police dog

Drunk Mom Maces Daughters Who Wouldn't Let Her Drive

Kids these days! They won't let you have ANY fun. So sometimes you have no choice but to mace them, right?

Pepper spray is intended for warding off attackers -- but this mom apparently pepper sprayed her own daughters. According to Tempe Police, 35-year-old Michelle Antone was trying to get the keys to her car Saturday night -- but she'd had too much to drink. When her adolescent daughters wouldn't help her, police say she lost her temper.

The woman's 10-year-old and 15-year-old daughters told police she'd been drinking, says Tempe Police Sgt. Steve Carbajal. "She starts asking them to the keys to her car. But the keys are in a separate room that's locked to prevent her drinking and driving," says Sgt. Carbajal. But the girls refused to give their mother the car keys. "At that point mom gets so mad she uses her pepper spray and sprays her 10 and 15-year-old daughters." The girls called 911.

Mom Allegedly Pepper Sprays Kids

Bar Owner Allegedly Pulls Gun on Girl, 11, and Takes Skateboard

Dude! That is so harsh! Just chill, man, and little the girl skateboard, ya know?

A bar owner took an 11-year-old girl's skateboard at gunpoint and was charged with armed robbery, police said. Jack Connerton, 50, was angry over children cutting through his parking lot on skateboards, according to authorities. He was arrested on the felony count Saturday after he allegedly pointed a gun, took the girl's skateboard and snapped photos of four children, The Cincinnati Enquirer reported.

The girl's mother, Misty Bragg, said neighborhood children have to pass Connerton's Towerview Sports Pub in Cincinnati to get to a recreation center and park.

Bar Owner Arrested for Allegedly Taking Girl's Skateboard at Gunpoint - FOXNews.com

Women Crazy Glue Casanova's Penis to His Stomach in Motel Room Ambush

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned . . . unless you're talking about FOUR women scorned. Then you've got REAL problems, like this guy in Wisconsin who will likely not forget any time soon that he should have kept it in his pants, because now he's going to have trouble pulling it out again. Ouch!

A sticky case of revenge unfolded last week in a Wisconsin motel after a woman discovered her husband was cheating and invited three other scorned lovers to settle the score -- with Krazy Glue. The 36-year-old Lothario was carrying on with all of them before his wife figured it out and notified the others, according to a criminal complaint filed in Calumet County, Wis., in a town about 90 miles north of Milwaukee. "We had a plan," one of the women, Therese Ziemann, 48, told an investigator, according to court records.

Ziemann lured the man to a Stockbridge hotel Thursday, promising a "rub down," the complaint says. He was blindfolded and tied to a bed. Then Ziemann text-messaged the other three women, including the man's wife, who joined her in the room. One of them, Wendy Sewell, 44, reportedly asked, "Which one do you love more?" After the victim was threatened with mace, punched in the face and taunted, the mischief moved south. Ziemann glued a sensitive body part to his stomach, according to the complaint.

The women, including Michelle Belliveau, fled when the man started yelling. All were later charged with false imprisonment. Ziemann also faces charges of fourth-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor battery. The wife was not named to protect the man's identity.

Women stick together against cheating lover -- chicagotribune.com (Link inlcudes mug shots of all the "ladies"

Why Didn't I Think of That? Jobless Woman Sues College for $70K in Tuition

Are you a recent college grad? Still haven't found that dream job (or any job for that matter) yet? Don't just sit there, sue your old school and all that money you wasted on tuition back . . . like this lady in NYC.

Trina Thompson filed a lawsuit last week against Monroe College in Bronx Supreme Court. The 27-year-old is seeking the $70,000 she spent on tuition. Thompson says she's been unable to find gainful employment since she received her information technology degree in April. She says the Bronx school's Office of Career Advancement hasn't provided her with the leads and career advice it promises.

Monroe College spokesman Gary Axelbank says Thompson's lawsuit is completely without merit.

Jobless NYC woman sues college for $70K in tuition | Freep.com | Detroit Free Press

Man Chagred With DUI on a Bulldozer and Front End Loader

Some drunk people will try to drive anything, including this guy:

57-year-old Robert Tite is charged with D-U-I, refusing a breathalyzer and not controlling his vehicle. Police say his vehicle was a front end loader, that a driver reported moving erratically through the town of Wakeman around 6:30 Sunday evening.

"The vehicle was behind this backhoe, when the officer rolled up, she was on Main Street, observed the driver basically go through the stop sign without stopping for any incoming traffic and then he proceeded to pull the backhoe up in front of a business on Main Street," said Wakeman police chief Tim Hunker.

Police say Tite nearly ran into the front of the hardware store he owns. They say he failed a field sobriety test, and refused a breathalyzer.

Just last month, Huron County sheriff's deputies arrested Tite, accusing him of damaging a neighbor's yard with a bulldozer. Officers arrested and charged him with DUI, after they say he destroyed a thousand feet of grass and several trees.

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Woman Charged After Riding a Stolen Horse

After all these years, there are still people dumb enough to leave us speechless. Blaming your inability to balance on your stolen horse being drunk is up there..

Tracy Nadine Ellenburg, 40, was charged by the Pickens County Sheriff’s Office around 1:35pm on July 25. A pedestrian told deputies a woman was riding a horse on the double-yellow line and was having trouble staying on the animal according to the incident report. Deputies found the horse tied to a park bench at the gas pumps at a convenience store. Ellenburg was inside trying to use the phone when she was asked for identification.

Ellenburg told officers she didn’t have any according to the report and she was riding the horse to her boyfriend’s on Smith Memorial Highway. The incident report says Ellenburg smelled of alcohol and said she had consumed a six pack of beer before leaving on the horse.

The officer asked Ellenburg why she was riding the horse down Main Street and she answered that “she wasn’t drunk the horse was.“ Ellenburg was arrested and charged with public disorderly conduct while deputies tried to find the owner of the horse.

Alleged Drunken Driver Falls Asleep Outside of Police Post

Suspected drunken driver Todd Joseph Olin, who pulled off Interstate 94 early Thursday and was found asleep on the front lawn of the Michigan State Police Post in Paw Paw. Lucky for him, he kinda knows the drill as he has six convictions for alcohol-related driving offenses and preliminary tests show that Olin's blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police said.

Widener, Arkansas Mayor Arrested for DWI...Again

The people of Widener must be very forgiving people because Mayor Abron Pitts has been arrested again for driving while intoxicated.

According to the Times-Herald Pitts was arrested Friday night by an Arkansas State Police Trooper, just a little over a year since his last arrest on the same charge.

According to an arrest report on file at the St. Francis County Sheriff’s Department, Pitts, 64, was arrested about 10 p.m. Friday at his home in Widener after the trooper saw him drive off the south shoulder of Highway 38.

The trooper said Pitts refused to stop his 1994 Chevrolet pickup until he arrived at his home on Main Street. Once there, the trooper said Pitts “jumped out of the truck and almost fell.” The trooper said at Pitts’ home, several dogs surrounded his patrol car. Well, at least he still has the canine support.

Army Colonel Eats 40-Year-Old Cake

Police Chief Arrested for Drunk Driving, Blows .19 % BAC

The City of Alexandria has reported that on Saturday, July 25 at approximately 11:00 p.m., Arlington County Police arrested Alexandria Chief of Police David P. Baker for driving under the influence of alcohol (DUI). Chief Baker was involved in a traffic collision near the intersection of I-66 and North Fairfax Drive in Arlington County. The driver of the other vehicle sustained non life-threatening injuries and was transported to a local area hospital. According to Arlington County Police, Chief Baker’s blood alcohol level (BAC) was .19 percent. Chief Baker was driving an unmarked City vehicle at the time of the accident. Following the arrest, he was released through normal booking procedures.

Alexandria Times | Alexandria Police Chief Arrested for DUI

Fake Cops Makes Mistake, Pulls Over Real Undercover Cop

Everyone thinks they can do a better job than the cops can at their jobs. But a few take it a little too far, like this dumbass:

Police arrested a man for impersonating an officer on Wednesday after they say he tried to pull over an undercover Oakland officer.  Police say 21-year-old Antonio Fernandez Martinez of Oakland followed an undercover officer in a vehicle similar to a police cruiser. They say the car had flashing lights on its dashboard and appeared to have red and blue lights on its grill that were actually paint-covered speakers. Police say Martinez motioned to the undercover officer to pull him over. The real cop then alerted his colleagues.

Man Arrested For Impersonating Police, Pulling Over Undercover Cop - News Story - KTVU San Francisco

Couple Arrested at Drive-Thru Window for Smoking Weed in Car With Toddler

Would you like handcuffs with that? A couple in Indianapolis are behind bars after some fast food workers noticed they were smoking weed in a car with their one-year-old. They stalled the pair long enough to call the cops who not only found weed (the woman involved tried to tell cops they were smoking cigars) but also a loaded gun. The real question is: who does go to McDonalds for a Happy Meal with a little weed and a loaded .357?

Marshall Chatman and Constance Payne ended up behind bars after a trip to a fast food restaurant. They placed an order from the drive-through at the North Keystone Avenue Arby's around midnight Friday. The drive-through worker noticed their one-year-old in the car and called 911 about a strong drug odor. "There is a car in my drive-through. There are two adults smoking pot with a child in the vehicle," the caller told the dispatch operator.

The fast food workers didn't want the parents to leave before police arrived, so they devised a plan to keep them in the parking lot. "I am having them wait on chicken right now so if you can get here in three minutes," the employee told police. Officers say they not only found marijuana but also a loaded Glock .357 in the car. Officers say the child's mother told them they were smoking cigars but their training told them something different. "The odor from marijuana is distinct and they are trained on what it smells like," said Lt. Duhamell.

SOURCE: Couple arrested for smoking pot with baby in car - WTHR | Indianapolis

Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting

Watch where you walk, kids!

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Drunk Driver Arrested on Golf Cart

Drunk on the highway at 2:30 am driving 16 mph . . . on a golf cart. Yeah, that'll get you arrested . . . if it doesn't get you killed first?

Jody Lovekin, 48, 2936 S. County Road 800 East, is charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated. The misdemeanor offense was elevated to a Class D felony due to a prior drunk-driving conviction within the past five years, police said. Sheriff's Deputy Derek Allen was on Indiana 4 near Fish Lake at about 2:30 a.m. Thursday when he spotted a vehicle a radar gun revealed was traveling 16 miles per hour along the highway's edge. The officer got closer, then realized the slow-moving vehicle was a golf cart.
Because of a new state law that prevents golf carts on roadways, police said a traffic stop was made, and it was discovered Lovekin had been drinking. A certified test later revealed a .15 percent blood alcohol level.

SOURCE: Man in golf cart arrested on OWI