Man Chagred With DUI on a Bulldozer and Front End Loader

Some drunk people will try to drive anything, including this guy:

57-year-old Robert Tite is charged with D-U-I, refusing a breathalyzer and not controlling his vehicle. Police say his vehicle was a front end loader, that a driver reported moving erratically through the town of Wakeman around 6:30 Sunday evening.

"The vehicle was behind this backhoe, when the officer rolled up, she was on Main Street, observed the driver basically go through the stop sign without stopping for any incoming traffic and then he proceeded to pull the backhoe up in front of a business on Main Street," said Wakeman police chief Tim Hunker.

Police say Tite nearly ran into the front of the hardware store he owns. They say he failed a field sobriety test, and refused a breathalyzer.

Just last month, Huron County sheriff's deputies arrested Tite, accusing him of damaging a neighbor's yard with a bulldozer. Officers arrested and charged him with DUI, after they say he destroyed a thousand feet of grass and several trees.

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Woman Charged After Riding a Stolen Horse

After all these years, there are still people dumb enough to leave us speechless. Blaming your inability to balance on your stolen horse being drunk is up there..

Tracy Nadine Ellenburg, 40, was charged by the Pickens County Sheriff’s Office around 1:35pm on July 25. A pedestrian told deputies a woman was riding a horse on the double-yellow line and was having trouble staying on the animal according to the incident report. Deputies found the horse tied to a park bench at the gas pumps at a convenience store. Ellenburg was inside trying to use the phone when she was asked for identification.

Ellenburg told officers she didn’t have any according to the report and she was riding the horse to her boyfriend’s on Smith Memorial Highway. The incident report says Ellenburg smelled of alcohol and said she had consumed a six pack of beer before leaving on the horse.

The officer asked Ellenburg why she was riding the horse down Main Street and she answered that “she wasn’t drunk the horse was.“ Ellenburg was arrested and charged with public disorderly conduct while deputies tried to find the owner of the horse.

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Alleged Drunken Driver Falls Asleep Outside of Police Post

Suspected drunken driver Todd Joseph Olin, who pulled off Interstate 94 early Thursday and was found asleep on the front lawn of the Michigan State Police Post in Paw Paw. Lucky for him, he kinda knows the drill as he has six convictions for alcohol-related driving offenses and preliminary tests show that Olin's blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal driving limit of 0.08 percent, police said.

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Widener, Arkansas Mayor Arrested for DWI...Again

The people of Widener must be very forgiving people because Mayor Abron Pitts has been arrested again for driving while intoxicated.

According to the Times-Herald Pitts was arrested Friday night by an Arkansas State Police Trooper, just a little over a year since his last arrest on the same charge.

According to an arrest report on file at the St. Francis County Sheriff’s Department, Pitts, 64, was arrested about 10 p.m. Friday at his home in Widener after the trooper saw him drive off the south shoulder of Highway 38.

The trooper said Pitts refused to stop his 1994 Chevrolet pickup until he arrived at his home on Main Street. Once there, the trooper said Pitts “jumped out of the truck and almost fell.” The trooper said at Pitts’ home, several dogs surrounded his patrol car. Well, at least he still has the canine support.

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Army Colonel Eats 40-Year-Old Cake

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Police Chief Arrested for Drunk Driving, Blows .19 % BAC

The City of Alexandria has reported that on Saturday, July 25 at approximately 11:00 p.m., Arlington County Police arrested Alexandria Chief of Police David P. Baker for driving under the influence of alcohol (DUI). Chief Baker was involved in a traffic collision near the intersection of I-66 and North Fairfax Drive in Arlington County. The driver of the other vehicle sustained non life-threatening injuries and was transported to a local area hospital. According to Arlington County Police, Chief Baker’s blood alcohol level (BAC) was .19 percent. Chief Baker was driving an unmarked City vehicle at the time of the accident. Following the arrest, he was released through normal booking procedures.

Alexandria Times | Alexandria Police Chief Arrested for DUI

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Fake Cops Makes Mistake, Pulls Over Real Undercover Cop

Everyone thinks they can do a better job than the cops can at their jobs. But a few take it a little too far, like this dumbass:

Police arrested a man for impersonating an officer on Wednesday after they say he tried to pull over an undercover Oakland officer.  Police say 21-year-old Antonio Fernandez Martinez of Oakland followed an undercover officer in a vehicle similar to a police cruiser. They say the car had flashing lights on its dashboard and appeared to have red and blue lights on its grill that were actually paint-covered speakers. Police say Martinez motioned to the undercover officer to pull him over. The real cop then alerted his colleagues.

Man Arrested For Impersonating Police, Pulling Over Undercover Cop - News Story - KTVU San Francisco

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