Cop Arrested for Freeing His Willie at Public Beach

How difficult is it guys: when you're at home you can let the little guy hang out all you want, but once you're out in public, you gotta keep him in the house or they'll throw you in the Big House. Anyone else been "surprised" like this at a public beach or state park? Comments below.

A Santa Barbara police officer has been arrested after authorities say he exposed himself to two teenage girls at a state beach. The Sheriff's Department says 33-year-old Brian Sawicki was off-duty when two girls pointed him out to a park ranger at the Refugio Beach campground Monday afternoon. The girls say they were on a trail when they noticed a man walking behind him and later saw him lying down exposed. He was chased by the ranger and arrested for investigation of indecent exposure, resisting a peace officer and annoying or molesting a child

Santa Barbara cop arrested for indecent exposure - San Jose Mercury News

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Don't Steal Stuff From Your Neighbors and Then Have a Yard Sale

Rules for Dumbasses #614: If you're gonna rob your neighbors of their stuff, don't set it out on your lawn two days later for a garage sale! Like this lady in Severn, Maryland who came across some strangely familiar items at a yard sale a few doors down from where she lived:

Officers responded to the woman's house last week in the 800 block of Reece Road. The woman, whose name wasn't released, told Anne Arundel County police that her home and shed had been burglarized and that a "significant amount" of property had been stolen.

Two days later, she noticed the yard sale taking place just a few houses away and observed that items being sold had been stolen from her during the burglary, police said. Detectives obtained a search warrant and recovered about $25,000 worth of the victim's property, which was returned to her.

Police: Woman Finds Her Stolen Items At Yard Sale - Baltimore News Story - WBAL Baltimore

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Con Man Wants $100 for Oven Door Disguised 37-Inch Flat Screen TV

Think you're gonna get a great deal on a big screen TV from some guy driving a 1980 Cutlass in the Wal-Mart parking lot? Then you get what you deserve, dumbass!

On Wednesday San Leandro police pulled over a man who had in his car a box containing what appeared to be an expensive 37-inch flat-screen television, but in actuality was a glass oven door cleverly disguised as a TV. The man is suspected of trying to sell the item for $100 in the parking lot of the San Lorenzo Wal-Mart, 15555 Hesperian Blvd.

"It was very ingenious," Ballew said. "If you were a bargain hunter, you might think, 'Wow, this is the deal of the day.'" Police got an anonymous call Wednesday from someone who raised suspicions about a man who tried to sell him a television out of his beige 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass in the Wal-Mart parking lot. The witness said the seller told him he had bought the TV for $60 at a flea market.

Later, Sgt. Luis Torres stopped the Cutlass after spotting it driving through San Leandro. The driver, Anthony Myles, 52, of Richmond, was arrested for driving on a suspended license. No charges were filed against Myles' passenger, a 53-year-old man.

The television in question was in the back of the car wrapped in packaging material. It had installation instructions on the back, a Best Buy price sticker for $1,949 and accompanying electric cables. Police confiscated the item, but no charges were filed in relation to its attempted sale.

37-inch flat screen TV for $100 is really an oven door - San Jose Mercury News

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Worst. Hidden Camera. Ever.

You'll never think of the Comic Book Guy on "The Simpsons" the same again!

A 43-year-old man is facing charges after customers allegedly discovered a hidden camera in his Vaughan business. According to York regional police, a man and woman went to Dragon's Realm on Wednesday, located at 9661 Jane St. The business bills itself as a comics, toys and collectables store. 

"The female victim requested to use the washroom and was followed by the owner of the business who entered an adjoining room," police said Thursday in a news release. "The man felt this was suspicious behaviour and went to the washroom himself to investigate. He discovered a camera set up on a tri-pod, hidden on the other side of the washroom."

The two confronted the owner and contacted York police, who arrested the man without incident. Officers were seen removing a computer from the premises. Domenic Giorgio of Bolton will face one charge of voyeurism and two counts of assault.

CTV Toronto - Alleged hidden camera leads to voyeurism charge - CTV News, Shows and Sports -- Canadian Television

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"Father of the Year" Brings Five-Year-Old to Dog Fight

Did your dad ever take you to a dog fight? Mine neither. Bastard! Think of all the fun--and emotional trauma--I missed out on.

Authorities say seven people have been arrested following a dog fight in Hopkins Park. Cook County Sheriff's Police say the fight was in progress Saturday evening when the arrests -- which were part of a two-month investigation -- were made. Those arrested face charges including felony dog fighting and obstruction. One man also faces charges for allegedly bringing a five-year-old to the fight.

Cook County police arrest 7 in dog fight -- chicagotribune.com

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Female Special Ed Teacher Accused of Getting Boy, 14, Drunk, Having Special Sex With Him

This lady might go to jail, but when she gets out, do you think she'll get work endorsing Royal Crown? Yeah, probably not. I also find it interesting in the story that the victim can't remember whether he had sex with the teacher five or ten times. That's a pretty big difference, especially for a teenaged boy. Something smells fishy here, doesn't it?

A Plano special education teacher has been arrested on a charge of sexually assaulting a 14-year-old boy after she allegedly got him drunk and had sex with him several times at her home. The teacher, Mariane Kieffer, 39, also faces a charge of an improper relationship between an educator and student. The alleged victim, who said he attended Carpenter, told Plano police last week that he started going to Kieffer's house around last February, according to a probable cause affidavit. A month later, he said, Kieffer asked to have sex after they got drunk drinking Crown Royal in her son's bedroom.

Until June, the boy said Kieffer occasionally drove him to her house after school and had sex between five and 10 times, the affidavit states.

Plano special education teacher accused of sexually assaulting 14-year-old student | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Plano News

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Why You Shouldn't "Friend" Your Boss on Facebook

Here's a good lesson for you young people out there: your boss is NOT your friend, on Facebook or off Facebook. Case in point below:

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